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How do I get a fujoshi gf?
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They're not real, give up
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You don't. My first girlfriend was super insecure, obsessed over yaoi, hated her dad and then went on to become a total SJW freak that all of her IRL friends hated (include one who was trans lol). Eventually I co-opted all of her friends and when my ex freaked on me for no reason when Trump got elected, they all abandoned her and now all of her friends are mine.
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Post pictures with a higher resolution
>>38870989
Then who keeps the yaoi industry afloat? Men don't like yaoi, most gay men like bara or traps
My neetdom is over. I am starting my new job on Monday.
All I did this month was watching streams and playing videogames, but it was so fucking boring.
I have no idea how you neets live like this for years.
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I don't get you fucking wagecucks at all. You say playing games and watching streams is boring, but somehow filling in spreadsheets for Sheckelstein Silverberg isn't?
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>I have no idea how you neets live like this for years.
You wouldn't, normie.
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>>38871050
"Filling in spreadsheets" adds a contrast to your free time allowing you to enjoy/Value it more
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Tell me again, beta boy. Why haven't you just given up and let me use your little pink ring as my personal cock sleeve? It's not like you have much to offer anyone aside from that cute little shit hole of yours. You're pretty much a woman who lost the genetic lottery at this point.
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Too shy to answer hmm?
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Then I'll make it easy for ya.
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Wew lad where are we going here?
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The bare minimum lifts to be a man is 1pl8 bench, 1.5pl8 diddlys, and 2pl8 squat all doing at least 5 reps. If you cannot do this you are a failure as a man and may as well start the hrt train.
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>>38870812
those might be acceptable for a teenager or a woman
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>>38870812
>huur being a man only has to do with physical strength
Fuck off back to your cave you neolithic peice of shit
I'm sure all that strength comes in handy lifting up your sips and jerking off to anime
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>>38870845
This is the lowest of low requirements, being able to fulfil this doesn't make you alpha or anything, just a man.
>>38870854
lol fag
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Lately my adderall has been making me sick after taking it for a few days straight. At first it works like a charm then gradually after about a week it starts making me tired and feel generally lousy. I think it has to do with my metabolism or digestion. (Diarrhea often) .
What's wrong with me? It never used to do this I could take it daily as long as I wanted.
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you're probably not sleeping enough at night.
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>>38870803
I don't think that's it I always sleep about eight hour
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>>38870788
Had the same thing with venlafaxin...
Remember: such things do things with your body like alcohol... The first days of bingedrinking in your youth was nothing.. was fun, helped you... but after a few days its hell..
Next time you go to your psychiatrist, tell him that..
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>built bodybuilding chad starts at work
>fucks half the girls on staff
>get to know him
>says he thought i was a "total slayer" when he first met me
>says if i had social skills i would be better than him in every way
thanks chad
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if u were a completley different perso nyou would be better than him.
nice compliment
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>>38870748
working women is 80% looks. it was a compliment.
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>>38870748
please refrain from being mean to me
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Meanwhile on future /r9k/...
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Mum took away my genetically engineered catgirl again
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>>38870717
>tfw no flesh and blood gf
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>>38870742
Why not just grow one? It's pretty cheap if you torrent the blueprints
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>>38870717
>He totally, unironically imagined downloading his favorite song into the school's combined conciousness and impressing his oneitis
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hey guys, whats your go to killing spree music, im looking for somthing with some feels to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yag41F7eCLU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxR3kCK4_fs
letsgoboysss
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>>38870914
thats the stuff, keep em coming my nine
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>>38871006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hjkD0NoRTc
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Should I just give up on the gf thing?
For those of you who have given up, what made you decide to opt out?
Pic unrelated.
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Bump
original etc
don't mute me
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>>38870692
yes give up why would you even think about that it's instincts versus brain and guess what's better huh
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>>38872346
Are you being ironic anon?
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Who else here /marsrover/
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>>38870523
Happy birthday, curiosity.
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>>38870523
God bless Rover
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Ask any AI where it is (location). Does the answer frighten you?
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>>38870490
>minus one thing
No, the grill of my dreams would already want that in the first place.
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tell her no and forcibly submit her to my cock
only a beta faggot would let a woman boss him around.
if she wants to get kinky i'd let her put her pinky in my butt and nothing more.
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>>38870490
I'd be more concerned about the facial abuse vid tbqh
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>>38870490
You mean plus one thing, right?
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/britfeel/ 8pm cinema edition
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We are having a cinema night lads, at 8pm we will watch Terminator 2. However we need a site to upload the movie and a site to watch the movie together. Godspeed lads.
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>>38870489
That anon that went to London yesterday here
I mainly walked around tourist hotspots and noticed this 10/10 qt on Leicester square. Dark hair, cute face.
How do you Londonanons cope with the plethora of qts there? I live in the North so I don't have to struggle that much since most girls here are chavs covered with layers of fake tan and makeup.
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Reminder to all the quality britfeel lads not to get dragged into tripfaggotry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
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>start a new game of civ vi as victoria
>choose island plates
>start on a tiny island with 2 other civs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>"ANON HELP! TYRONE HAS BROKEN INTO MY HOUSE!"
What do you do?
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Engage in mortal combat for the honor of my house and my name.
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>>38870396
lock up my sissy cage and enjoy the show
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>>38870396
Nigga that guy is asian. I've watched them fuck before. Though i dont blame you. If you look closely you'll see that his shaft is a daeker shade of brown and has those weird nigger dick veins
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Whats the cutest girl that has ever been attracted to you?
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no cute girl (or any girl for that matter) has ever been attracted to me in my entire life
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>>38870362
I've had one girl that wasn't fat that was attracted to me, so her
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>>38870362
This really cute Latina in high school. She was all over me, but I had no experience and awkward as shit. She ended up asking me to homecoming and I turned her down.
>thanks for lending me one of your shirts anon
>it's super comfy and smells like you
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Oh, sorry. I'll bring you a clean one that doesn't smell.
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>>38870351
I don't understand why women like the smell of man.
My wife took my shirt when she went to a business trip so she can sleep more easy in the hotel.
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that's not a man's shirt tho.