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you're more annoying than cebruz and the other attentionwhores
I honestly hoped you'd killed yourself but I guess we're not so lucky

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No husky, but I got you this.

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>>34966900

Another husky poster?!

>>34966828
to early for dinner just yet. I'm just drinking chelada's and shitposting here at the moment. I'm gonna cook some chicken, green beans, asparagus and maybe also dumplings (if I'm hungry/drunk/hungry enough) here in an hour or two.

>tfw veggies actually taste exceptionally good if you throw em in the frying pan, saute them, and add some seasoning.

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I can't even care about how I plate things anymore

>>34967595
That still looks appetizing. Good on you anon.

also why as asparagus god tier?

I fear the day I'll decide to kill myself, if that makes any sense.

I fear become schizophreniac,or bipolar,or psychotic,or have any mental disease,serious.

>>34966930
I used to think it was retarded how people have mental health issues, but now I realize how damn fragile the human psyche is. It's fucking scary man.

Boy friendship is the most precious thing, robots please do this

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>>34966741
>Robots/fembots, why aren't you in a intense bromance with a cool friend?

because I don't know how to make/keep friends :(

I am. It feels good aye

I'm not saying I'm confident, but my life is a lot better when I can block out everybody else and just bee myself and do whatever the fuck. When people make fun of me I just look at them like "really dude? You think I fucking care? Are you a damn child? You can't care what they say, once you learn how to block it out you act more naturally and attractive. I know this post is fucking stupid so

Tldr don't give a fuck what anybody thinks whatsoever. Sounds stupid but it will make your life better

Yes, it is possible. In fact, it's how it should be. In the end, your life is only and forever exclusively yours, fuck the others. Fix a goal, an objective, and by the end of the day, look at yourself in the mirror and ask: how I worked for what I want, what I believe? I strongly think that discipline is the key to being content, and also, confident.

I just literally dont give a fuck, if you say or do something that has no meaning to me then I just ignore your stupid ass.

>>34966611
Aaw I'm so depressed because my gf didn't give me a blowjob today.

>>34966611
Simpleton here hasn't realized this board is satire.

>>34966645
Checkem, mate.

Are these legitimate psyops? or is it a dedicated crew of reddit shitposters. I've seen this on several boards at this point and it's clear it's not just one guy. I guess my question is, are you being paid to do this or is it simply autism

>>34966501
how do you even enter her vagoo?

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>>34966501

stop browsing porn
stop shitposting
stop wasting your life

ya I know what you mean. even normal sex. it could have been cg and special effects all this time. or just some internet hallucination.

>>34966313
It happens in porn all the time though.

>>34966313
Honestly, it is strange. They make the same goofy faces when they're getting fucked too. You notice small shit that actually takes them down a notch, like their asshole not being 100% clean or the stubbles of armpit hair. I don't know; it's actually really humanizing.

You're just putting pussy on the pedestal. They shit, burp, fart, etc. too. Just fuck one or two beautiful women and you'll realize pussy is pussy, m9.

what is the point of cutting down on drinking to drink cough syrup? You know it's still hard on your liver and you can't fuckign talk to people, obviously smoking weed would make the most sense if you need to do something.

>>34966352
Because I can't binge it as much as alcohol due to taste and the idea of it being bad for me is uch stronger than the idea of alcohol being bad for me.

I can't talk on weed either and it's marginally less fun.

anymore input blox

tneconni

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>>34966318
TOO SLOW, TRAITOR!

>>34966291
>tfw was "fluent" in "speaking" backwards when i was little, like 5yo
>could literally talk at normal speaking-pace but with every word flipped
God damn that was autistic.

thats a drug dummy

>>34966307
i know but it's not like i'm getting high
i started taking them for vidya headaches and now i'm dependent

>>34966281

I seriously hope you don't ingest more than like 4grams a day.

>>34966199
>can't put penis in
my answer will be no

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>>34966199
idk but i also don't know why women are so grossed out by waifus and other shit like this

if they're not going to actually date these incel people, they shouldn't stick their fucking nose in where it doesn't belong

>>34966199
Body pillows just not cutting it any more?

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If you were trying to make me feelbad then you're succeeded.

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>>34966146
>he doesn't know memes are real
I feel really bad for those guys out there who actually don't have memes

>>34966146
I spent last summer living in an apartment in a uni town that's known for partying.

Let me tell you, this place is the definition of hell for a robot.

I'd work at a shitty lab doing grunt work for barely above min. wage, and each night I'd walk home in the cool summer night as chads and roasties were walking in the opposite direction.

Laughing, socializing. Making memories to last a lifetime.

I'd get to my unfurnished apartment. Grab what little food filled my cupboard, usually ramen & gingerale, and sit alone on the balcony.

I can hear echos of their voices as they mingled. All the while I sat smelling the summer breeze with a dimly lit phone in hand. Browsing /r9k/.

I can't think of a worse thing for a robot to endure.

yes, traps desu

>>34966111
boy anus just aint the same

Pretty much all I fap to now is girl buttholes. I don't even fantasize about fucking girls, just sniffing/licking their asses. Kinda messed up.

and now he's here to beep be boop us
robo- robot men
robo- robot men
robot men

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Stupid bloody normies!

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>aggressively hitting the air with wrench