>find a good coffee shop
>Start going there often
>Employees begin to recognize you by name
>Stop going there
>>35313545
>coffee
That's not at all as embarrassing as getting noticed as a regular by pizza deliverers.
>>35313545
What makes a good coffee shop? I like coffee but I don't see why I would want to go outside for it.
>>35313545
>mfw l haven't had my coffee yet
What is the most alpha kind of music you can think of, /r9k/?
locarian
Pokemon music.
k-pop
asdopkodfko
Reminder that when women say that they "love nerdy guys", that this is what they mean.
Reminder that when men say that they "love nerdy girls," that this is what they mean.
reminder that when reminders reminder this is what they really remind
>>35313497
no shit. No one wants a fat unhygenic slob
If a girl said she would be your girlfriend, would you let her lock you up with this?
>>35313415
I'd do anything for a girlfriend desu.
>>35313415
No because i'm not submissive, masochist or have cuckold or penis humiliation fetish.
>>35313415
No. Also bears are the best and I wish u had a bear cub as a pet.
How autistic was r9k as a kid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTU8WbTbZMI
>>35313322
That was me by the way.
my brother is like this. that's why i'm never having kids.
Went through the whole sonic phase where I printed out hundreds of sprite sheets and made my own comic books. Also would run around pretending I had sonic's powers and just needed to find the emeralds and I would become super powerful.
Pretty spregy.
So does Tinder can actually help me get a gf?
>>35313260
>gf
no
>sex
only if you are at least a 7
>>35313260
That girl looks like she's fucking 11
wtf OP, who is this
Hey fellow robots, think you guys can help me make a fake Chad Instagram to expose a roastie whore. (Pic somewhat related)
That's going to be a bit tough friendo
>>35313256
Will post results if you guys help
>another toenail clippings jar completed
How many do you have?
>>35313197
I just end up eating all my toenails
>>35313219
I do that too! The really big ones I save though.
>Have really bad fungal toenail infection
>"clipping" my brittle toenails results in the tips crumbling into a smelly yellow powder
>have been collecting this powder for 8 months
>starting to smell even more rancid
What should I do with this?
>tfw you get drunk and fuck your best friend
>>35313127
>implying you two aren't faggots even when there's no alcohol involved
Face it, anon, you just needed an excuse.
Also:
>having sex
REEEEEEEEE
GET OFF THIS FUCKING BOARD YOU FGT NORMIE! REEEEEE
>tfw you get drunk and fuck nobody
>>35313165
>>implying you two aren't faggots
I'm not gay, retard. My best friend is a girl.
whats the last message you received from a grill
>>35313105
L O L
Anyone else can't help but laugh when another dumb roastie that knows better falls for the trap again?
>>35313105
be grateful you got off this easily, this bitch is abusive as hell, and in a relationshit she'd've cut you during an argument
Previous thread >>35130208
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35130208/
if the backlink doesn't work.
Post comfy pics
Post comfy music
Vent about your problems
>>35313083
I guess I'll just keep this bumped until the evening when it gets more active
Still unpopular rip
>>35313083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ4KPrrbOU4
^#1 music
These past few weeks, Its like ive been in a haze, not just because of the drugs, mind you.
Its a gentle rain on my mind. It keeps it damp and cold, though I dont really care. Im fine with it being damp, as long as the ignorance is blissful, as opposed to confusing and terrifying.
I would be fine with being in solitary confinement if I had a computer or television or books or whatever really. In the past I couldve either gone to fight or gone to a monastery, either way giving me comfort and purpose.
But now everything is so much more complicated, and I'd rather just sit out this rainstorm and try to get my mind back.
>you will never play with a pair of big soft boobies
Why even live?
I did once, it was really nice. If only she wasn't a heartless cunt bitch
>>35313108
Do you have any cute stories of when you would play with her boobies? Did you ever suck on her nipples?Did you ever put your penis between them?
>>35313185
I don't think I have any cute stories; I did like to rest my head on them and when we spooned and slept I held them a lot. I really loved to lick, suck and bite them. She wanted to give me a titjob once and we did it for a while but then I just wanted to fuck her so I did
Has anyone here ever worked as a freelance writer? What's it like? Do you guys have any tips for someone who wants to start freelance writing?
I think I have the potential to become a decent writer. When I was in school, I got poor grades on a lot of essays, but some of my essays were also really good. The only reason I got poor grades on a lot of essays is because I have trouble writing about things I'm not interested in. But I can write really well if it's about something I'm interested in.
You are under Dunning-Kruger spell.
The basic level of writing ability required for the job is attainable by more people than there is demand for. Your success as a freelance writer is solely determined by how well you market yourself. If you're a robot, that's probably not your forte.
>>35313168
You might be right, but I at least want to try out freelance writing for a little bit. I need to improve my writing skills anyway, so even if it doesn't work out, it won't be a total waste of time.
What's keeping you from just lying about everything to get what you wanted?
Tell chicks you've slayed 20 pussies and make 40k/month. Make up lies about having a business or working on a skill. Don't tell people you vidya and anime all day. Leverage people instead of looking for friends.
>>35312995
>implying people would buy such obvious lies
As with most other things in my life it would not turn out well for me.
>>35312995
Go back to /lolg/ you adc baby!
At least make your lies believable.
Like that you and your last girlfriend broke up many months ago, she hurt you really bad, and you're just getting back on your feet (handily explaining your nervousness on said date.)
Or that you have to spend all of your money on rent and insurance (explaining why you don't have much disposable income.)
ITT: Autistic things you do
>I like to eat dinner and snacks at my computer while going on google maps and looking at images/street view of random little towns and ghetto areas all of over the US
I do this too.
>tfw zooming in on a random town in a desolate Iowa county
Nothing is comfier.
>>35312952
>feel the "energy" after sitting for too long
>stand up suddenly and sprint around the house
comfy
>>35312952
When I walk on the street, I randomly say things like "Why am I such a retard" or "Fuck this shit". I try to stop it but it still sometimes happens and I can't control it
Disgusted faces of people around me usually make me sprint to my destination after that