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>>34418253
Don't normals have apps for that?

>>34418253
Give tinder a go. As long as you aren't a complete spaz, you should be good to go

>>34418253
If you left your skype, I'd talk to you anon

>>34418211
Sounds like the big boy needs to poop :)

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Anime is about to become real.

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>>34418211
Universal Basic Income + Biological Sexbots

>>34418147
>going to bed at 10am

what?

>>34418202
nigger it's 10:21 pm

are you high

>>34418368
i live in Russia, excuse english

I don't want to see fat fucks nude

Not at all, not even close

>>34418162
Then don't look/stare at them

>>34418084
WeII, how could they?

What does that even mean, exactly.

i think the phrase is "How can you love somebody else if you dont love yourself?"

You're rejecting spending time with a girl? I hope you die

>>34418019
Jesus Christ, OP. This is a new level of autism

>>34418019
>yet another failed normalfag

Every time.

No whitey, fuck you and your jacket

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>>34418044
This was the most interesting thing I could think of posting
Time to die

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>>34417990
Looks decent.

>>34417985
>wat do?

Suck him off, present your ass

>>34417985
Fake vomit. You gotta get out of there OP. It's going to go horribly. I've been to enough of these things to know that everyone is going to be trying to get workplace inappropriate pictures. First person to get smashed and say something stupid ends of getting fired

Fake appendicitus

>>34417966
i'm totally guessing here but I think the point is if a girl trusts you enough to send you nudes she would consider going out with you/potentially having sex. and girls who send you nudes that live far away do so because they can't physically meet up and have sex

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I also don't understand it. I know this one chad who has probably hundreds of nudes from so many girls and hes so proud of it and always asks me if i've "gotten any nudes yet". It's so hard to explain to normalfaggots that I don't want nudes, and that I find no reason in having them. Also, it's not like i could even get any in the first place...girls don't even talk to me.

yeah, especially if it's someone you've seen naked/had sex with

>>34417903
I doubt it, all NEETbux recipients are mentally ill or autistic.

>>34418169
What about having a gf?

>>34418169
not true, I receive neetbux and my gf lives with me and my mom

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>>34417858
>""""""leather""""""" jacket
>white pants

no,even if it's short lived

>>34417858
It doesn't count until you've had sex, because she could easily just dump you soon. After sex, you have to leave.

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i've chucked your morsel into my alphebeticals
with an aim to unseat and dislodge the more stubborn
precision dowels there lodged discomfortably

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>>34418245
Our transmittee to celebrate strategic partnership and the cultural production of the spirit parser. I understand that a result of this disease from the beginning is a sign that it is an important part of the plan. It is true ... a blue sky, on Saturday, the day of unbelieved fame.
On the other hand, the world is difficult, a little at a time.

Before the massacre, as we know, that is to say, that because of the fact that this is a weapon!


>Most of the components of language, including the dance, and you'll see, they'll know the test and the best of the rest.
>No, this jewel of a show is the method of the tumor...
>What should we do after the end of the world?
>They believe that there is a force that is already written; it is not convenient.

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it snags and tackles it flails and whistles a capsizing nursery curse
the risk is elementoric and barbed to snag the cruxed organs withal
un-unalive you've uncrumpled friday's stowaway antlers to bleedwash my unplugged offal
surfeit mangled sphincter nodes quail to bore, pregnant with catastrophe, seeping gore

>>34417823
crash a party then go in for the kill on some girl who is mindlessly drunk

>>34417823
well if you're a faggot, which OP is by default, you're halfway there.

so go find some fag to kiss, fag.

I've gotten the standard make out high from manipulating my own tongue around in my mouth.

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I'm not even kidding, I'm hitting a really low point right now and your attitude + pointing out such simple available things and your ability to enjoy them make me feel better

It makes me feel like a retard for obsessing over the things I don't have

>>34417680
>lying in a warm bath when it's raining outside
>playing vidya in the middle of the night in the pitch black
>when you hear a great song that you haven't heard in forever

>>34417680
Knowing that one day, everyone I hate will die just like me.

>>34417612
Wow anon, are you psychic or something?

for what reason?

orgeni

i suggest you try harder. this doesnt even scratch the surface

saged