Does dicklet Chads exist?
Today's my birthday and I gotta say, Celebrating Cho's massacre and Easter is something I can't do everyday so am glad for that.
so here's to my first Legal drink that I purchased.
Cant believe I've been browsing this hellhole for 11 years now
>tfw 21 and also been for 10 years
>tfw 4chan shaped/ruined my entire personality
Happy birthday anon, I had no idea what I was doing so the first legal alcohol I bought was a pack red stripe, a pack of sapporo and some cheap ass bourbon, cash register normie asked if I was having a party, I said yes then went home and drank alone til I fell asleep
Its been almost a year.
I'm not going to go back into orbit, why won't she stop torturing me?
Trust no thot, anon. If you're afraid of her torturing you, cut her out of your life completely and block her. If you think she's worth it then go ahead but just don't let her control you. It sucks, I know.
Thanks for responding to my crying.
I've tried, and tbdesu I haven't acknowledged a single one of her contacts since September (she's tried to goad me 5 or 6 times.) I'm a broken man though, and I can't bring myself to not read what she's saying, even though there isn't anything she can say.
She was the only girl I ever let myself believe cared about me, even though it was never close to true. I'm a laughably immature and incompetent sperg in my mid-20s and I can't deal with people like her, because I'm wholly unable to defend myself against the emotional warfare. What I'm doing now is killing me anyway, though.
I don't know what I'm hoping to "figure out" with this public diary entry, but it never stops racing around my head.
That's shitty. Some of the best advice I've been given is that you need to just cut the complicated/toxic people out of your life and things will be a lot better. It helped with my depression a lot. Good luck anon :)
How do we know Jesus came back from the dead?
Would you like to have a girlfriend who can beat you up?
>be me, 20 year old virgin
>friends ex whom I am also friends with is coming through my town on the way home from spring break
>offer her to stay over because she is my friend and we mostly just talk over twitter
>do LSD and MDMA on the first night, amazing experience. Very fun. 7/10
>end up spending the time downstairs with her because started at night and can't sleep because of LSD
>around noon come upstairs and go to bed
>dad thanks me for not being too loud, heavily implying we had sex (he spoke about "not shaking the bed too much)
>just say "uh ok"
I have a platonic relationship with this girl. My dad thinks I fucked her. He doesn't think I'm a virgin anymore I think, but it's not true. Can't tell him what actually happened because illegal and dad would get mad. Fuck.
>dad just wants to be proud of his son
>son just wants to continually remind him that there's nothing to be proud of
you're a faggot anon
also why didn't you just fuck her. "platonic" my ass; platonic male/female friends fuck all the time
Because I have feelings for another girl, and my friend has been very nice to me. We talk about everything, and it's nice to have a person of the opposite sex to give you some perspective on some things. I used to be a typical /r9k/ misogynist, now I'm just a regular autist that wants to be nice to people. She is also the ex of a friend of mine, and I think maybe she still wants to be together with him, which is OK. They were kinda cute together, except for how fucked up their relationship is/was.
>"Waah, waah, girls don't like me!"
You know it isn't like that, right? The fact that women don't make it obvious that they like you doesn't mean that you shouldn't make an effort to talk to them.
You guys are running out of excuses.
>normies next door heard me fart
Fucking end it
>go to a public bathroom
>stay still and listen for a while in the poopoo chamber
>coast seems clear
>try to poo
>pooping is hard because I'm embarassed of pee and poo sounds
>a loud fart blasts from my ass
>hear giggling from one of the other poopoo chambers
I can't get her out of my fucking head. Help me bots
how do you measure up?
normies explain this, why do girls care so much about acid attacks? be yourself, be confident, take a shower, looks dont matter, im a 5'5 ugly manlet and i dont cry
The only fuckable and convincing traps are 2d. Prove me wrong, if you can.
>The only fuckable and convincing traps are 2d. Prove me wrong, if you can.
Plenty of proof exists anon. The issue is that you won't accept it. You don't want to believe that 3d traps exist.
If you had a gf that you loved, could you forgive her for cheating on you?
>tfw no Japanese boy gf
>size doesn't matter
I had a white friend that had like a 11 inch cock, as kids we measured behind the bush, it was always the biggest.
I saw him about a week ago, he has 5 kids with a german qt. Stuff like that makes me want to kill myself. I know this post is bait but it just reminds me of stuff like this