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I agree, who the fuck says buddy?

Calm down buddy orig

it's annoying anytime. even from people older. it's fucking annoying. get cancer. just call me by my name or use some regular shit like "man" buddy makes it seem like you're trying to be superior

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>>38134078
/skinnyfat/ 8 years here

>4000 calories daily
>computer by bedside, no wasted calories sitting upright
>sedentary job
>no hobbies or sports or activities
>attached garage to reduce sunlight exposure

I figure I might as well go for it and become a /skinnyfat/ e-celeb. Surely we must have an audience? Thinking of starting a youtube channel to document my skinnyfat lifestyle and offer tips and tricks to prolong or increase my levels of /skinnyfat/

>>38134323
You sound like you're plain fat without any muscle. That's even worse than being skinnyfat. I'm sorry, anon.

>>38134078
as someone who's weight has fluctuated a lot, the only weight where I don't look skinny fat (just skinny) is 100lbs<, but that's not healthy. Funny thing is, I've seen people around 120lbs (20 pounds heavier than me), that look way better than me.

It probably has to do with me having a very shit diet (drink a lot of soft drinks, barely eat cooked meals. get a lot of my calories through snacks).

I'm at 115lbs atm, and look kinda skinny fat, but idc since it's not like anyone will see me without a shirt.

>>38134028
You cheap bastard. Pizza delivery guys depend on the tips to offset their low pay. Go pick it up yourself if you don't want to tip.

>>38134028
There really should be a nigger Pepe for the people who don't tip to use

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im with you OP
i never tip wage cucks.
ask Mr.Sheckelstien for a raise if you want more money, dont depend of me giving you my change.
go beg outside a 7/11 if you want handouts

>>38133983
I have a huge asian fetish. It's one of the main reason I watch Korean dramas. I would also wear their fashion if i didn't look like a hipster.

I can't tell whether she's hot or used good. It seems to me that she's just on the brink.

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DELETE THIS /R/ASIAN""MASCULINITY"""

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8Zkt1buKA8

Just posting songs to feel..

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Mfw got a medical appointment tomorrow which i've been dreading for months, however if i don't go i'll be stuck with huge health insurance bills so i literally have no choice in said matter

I'll just sleep on the way there and fake whatever symptoms that guy writing the evaluation wants me to fake heh

>>38134112
Do whatever makes you happy and is the best for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxr8A9c6B6w

every time and whenever possible

although now i work in a professional office and i come in every day the office is open anyways, so there aren't any shifts i can take over for people because i'm there all shifts.

>>38133930
Used to do it a lot. I even gained a reputation at work as the most "reliable" guy AKA can't say no. But now I get pleasure out of telling them no; especially the attractive younger women. They come to me like they know I'll say yes and then I rudely tell them no

I have a union wagecuck job. So I can't.

>>38133927
She has a nice face, like she would talk to me and remember my name. Let's see them

>>38133927
Eh, and no

>>38133927
5/10.

Meh, don't care to see her nudes, there are millions of more pictures of much more attractive girls online.

>>38133854
its good. you could go to Belize mano

>>38134038
with 400 pesos?!

mexican bumpo

post your cock fagbot

>>38133806
Why do you give a shit? virgin faggot

>>38133842
I'm neither a virgin nor a faggot. I was raped as a kid so...

>>38133735
what the fuck got you so mad?

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how does one even come up with idea of putting his shit inside a wall

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>>38133735
"Son, you're going to pay for the damage by getting a job. We'll look for one tomorrow, and that should get you going. Remember to speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and tell him that you want the job."

>>38133679
No that's working class. I make more than that without taxes and that's only about 20 bucks an hour.

>>38134117

Folks who've never had to try and survive on $10 an hour will never understand how much $30,000 per year is.

>>38134155
That doesn't mean you are rich just thrifty. I used to live off 20k a year.

OP better finish that coffee, so he and I can talk

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I suggest ponies

>>38133674
i can't tell you until you finish that coffee
until then my mouth is zippity zipped

>>38133649
Same, and also girls who wear high heels and grow their fingernails long. Wear normal shoes and trim that shit.

>>38133739
I don't mind high heels if it accentuates their ass. I don't understand why women care so much about their fingernails, guys don't give a shit

>>38133649
>wears ((((((((((((((((((((shorts))))))))))))))))))))
>tattoos
>piercings
>has beta orbiters
>goes to the club and dances like a degenerate
>"say something funny"
>doesn't know
>acts like a kekistani faggot(haha autism, praise kek, hail kek, grim shit xD, haha cancer memes)
>likes anime
>claims she's a cinephile, favorite movie is some normie trash tearjerker

>>38133622
>You're life
I am life indeed

because id probably fail at that too, just like i fail at everything else.

>>38133663
I knew someone would call me out on that

I haven't done it yet because there's nowhere to hang uninterrupted. I don't want someone to walk in and stop it half way and then I'd have brain damage

>>38133620
As long as the ugly chick didn't have any horrible skin disease that she transfers to me or anything... Idrc about attractiveness that much.

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>>38133620
"Get a job and you can choose between whomever you want."

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>>38133671
even this?