I just spent the last two hour throwing up and crying due to being hung over AMA
ITT: Post what you would look like if you were a woman
>what you would look like if you were a woman
how many captchas do you have ?
Only a short text. It never expires too
>Dog is asleep on my bed, comfy af
>wake him up
Who /devilish/ here?
>Dogo thinks I am going to give him chicken legs
>Smash his head in with a sledgehammer instead
Who /demonic/ here?
I tried to kill myself circa 3 years ago. After that attempt I quitted lurking here.
>Still no GF ofc
/r9k/ changed so much. What happened? EVERY thread here is boring and full of normalfags.
>tried to kill myself
>this fucking meme
You either kill yourself or you don't. There is no "lol I tried to kill myself bait I failed XD" option, it's only attention whoring. Fuck off.
literally nothing is worse than having a pencil dick
>tfw trainer im under for my truck driving job is yelling and cursing at me again
jesus christ anon. can you do anything right? trucks practically drive themselves these days.
If women rate most men as ugly, then what the hell do they look for in a mate?
What are your specs anons? I'm using an i7-7700k, a GTX 1070 founders edition, and 16gb ddr4 at 2666 mhz. Pic unrelated
Rainy Sunday edition.
What are some good anime that don't have complicated plots or little fucking mysteries? I just want some mindless fun.
Himouto! Umaru-chan is pretty much just this. All the plots are low-risk low-reward
Why do women do this? It's very inconsiderate.
Something tells me this is from Germany.
For fuck's sake, can you imagine going there for a fucking vacation and the bus is filled with piss?
I agree. How dare her be so inconsiderate to not ask someone like me to get on their knees in front of her and open their mouths so she can squirt into it.
Is lil' Kim the ultimate Chang Thunderwang?
Becoming a dictator is the only way for a robot to overcome the chad oppression.
Its no mistake so many of em are angry manlets.
This is what 'being yourself' and succeeding actually looks like.
>Walk into your lil sister's room
>See her like this
>"Hey sis I came in to tell you that- haha woah sorry I didn't see you doing that! Oops, well I guess I better knock next time. Sorry for the unexpected intrusion. I guess I'd better be on my way huh? Haha well don't let me stop you from having fun ok? Alright I'll catch you on the flipside. Oh yeah I forgot to tell you mom says dinner is ready. Spaghetti tonight, you know how good that always is huh? Don't wanna miss that, now do you? Ok I'll let you get back to whatever it is that you were doing alright? Haha ok sis I'll see ya later. Oh yeah and you might wanna close the door next time! And don't forget to lock it alright? I'll probably just forget about this whole ordeal and walk right in!. Oops there I go prolonging this yet again. That's such a me thing to do isn't it? Once again, sorry to have bothered you. Really I mean it! Believe it or not, I don't want to have to see you like this as much as you don't want me to see you doing this. This really is a super awkward situation! Ok bye sis have fun with whatever it is that you're doing there. Love, ya too ok? Don't ever forget that! Okay bye for realsies this time haha!"
Guys can you give me some (You)s so I can feel like my life has any significance?
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
(You) because (You) matter, my friend
(You) 4 (You) as well
No (You)s for tripfags, sorry its my policy