"I remember back one year when daddy had no money
Mommy wrapped the christmas presents up
And stuck 'em under the tree and said some of 'em were from me
'Cause daddy couldn't buy 'em
I'll never forget that christmas I sat up the whole night crying"
"And at the time every house that we lived in
Either kept getting broke into and robbed
Or shot up on the block and your mom was saving money for you in a jar
Tryin' to start a piggy bank for you so you could go to college
Almost had a thousand dollars till someone broke in and stole it
And I know it hurt so bad it broke your momma's heart"
Why can't literally any other rapper write lyrics like these?
>>38287496
What? What's special about this?
He's just telling a story in simplistic language. There's nothing special about it at all. Just recounting something he's actually been through.
>>38287548
Yeah. But compared to the crap out there today? Niggers just say a phrase over and over into a mic these days and it counts as rap.
>>38287615
You are definitely not listening to anything else other than hip-hop garbage on the radio. If you want a story or complex stuff like this, listen to "His Pain" with Kendrick Lamar or "For Your Eyes Only" with J Cole.
ITT: Post your real name and rate other names.
I'm John. Just plain old John.
>>38287451
Solid name, John. 6/10
I'm Amy. Very boring.
I'm Caleb
You seem like a cool guy, John. 10/10
David Davidsson
I hate my parents
Reminder: Skill & Work Ethic Aren't Taboo. Get off your ass and do some work for once.
oy vey dude
>>38287291
Remind me why, if you don't mind.
The S.L.A.V.E pledge.
Let's see how shit your taste is.
Show me what you believe a 10/10 looks like, here's mine.
>>38286899
Which one the tattooed slut or the fat assed slut? Cos if it's the one with dat ass, definitely 8-9/10.
They must be like 14-15 what the fuck is wrong with you
>>38286899
1. Which one?
2. Those girls are like 14.
3. Why the fuck is her ass that big
Write a letter to someone. Include their initials as well as your own.
dear anon who keeps making this thread
stop
thank you
>>38286888
Dear anon who got trips
Nice trips
Love, anon
>>38286888
I'm definitely not the only one. I check these often.
Is it worth it anons? Tinder has not worked out for me at all and I don't think I'm too ugly. How has your experience with the site been?
>>38286458
Been pretty good, have gained a bit of interest but haven't acted on it yet. You need good photos primarily, just don't be overly autistic on your profile. I set up a female account to see what responses i got. Just put some effort into the message and you should be golden.
>>38286543
That's good to hear. What kinda photos should I have on there? I am basically a hermit that goes to school.
post cringe profiles
learn what not to do
you might even see your own ;)
I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
day100
our first milestone anons lets hope to continue with happy kakyoin posting forever
>>38286370
Why are you doing this? Originally, why?
>>38286390
because I originally want to!
>>38286370
Congratz!
Keep up the good work!
move to vietnam it's the only way you will get get to live the NEET life forever, and maybe have sex.
Fun facts:
>average salary for 2015 is 148$
>high middle class salary is 480-500$
>rent in Hanoi suburbs for a one bedroom apt is 120-200$ utilities included
>street food is 1$
>you can finally get that nice kymko scooter
>ladyboys and asian animu-like(but tan) grils
For everything you need to know about Vietnam refer to:
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5eppnq_top-gear-vietnam-special-1-2_tv
and maybe google
Sorry bud I'm not a fucking communist
>>38286092
I think OP is implying you should retire there, since it's ~4x cheaper to live there.
>>38286092
>I'm not a fucking communist
Vietnam is less "communist" than China nowdays
Fembots, why not just get a black bf?
>Easy as fuck because they'll wife any white woman they can get their hands on
>Won't care if you get fat, might even prefer it
>Easy to dominate intelectually, they are like animals that can be trained and domesticated
>But at the same time, sex with black men will also give you the ride of your life that no white, asian or hispanic male ever could
>Pisses off your parents, who are owed your revenge anyway for being so shitty
>Free gold medal for oppression olympics, allows you the freedom to complain about everything and people will have to nod their heads and agree lest they be considered a bigot for disagreeing with you
And obviously you hoes want someone who is capable of protecting you, not some wimp. Black men are strong and are bred and raised for the sake of being physically powerful. A black bf is essentially a bodyguard
Also, the only competition you have is from black women (which have no chance against even bottom tier white women in a black man's eyes)
I'm sure you all are beginning to see how practical and beneficial this is for you.
Tyrones are the way to go, not Chad, and certainly not any weebs from around here
Y'all robots call it shilling, but this is just the truth
>Rub my hands like if i was jew when I'm about to eat.
>>38285655
>imagine my internal monologue is compartmentalized and personify each specific emotion with a made-up character
>>38285655
say hi to parents whenever i see them.
>>38285655
Talk to myself and pretend im talking to others when im alone. I do this by an insane amount
Hey robots. I've been browsing this board on and off since 2014. From that time, i've had many ups and many downs. On friday, i messed up and received my last downward spiral i can take. This saturday, i am going to kill myself. I already know what i'm going to do, but i just want to know if you guys have any other ideas. I don't own a gun, however, access to one is no issue.
Maybe you shouldn't kill yourself.
I think about it all the time... but I dont.
Don't do it anon.
Tell me about your problems and I'll see if I can help.
>>38285556
I've thought of that. However, this is something that i need to finally man up and do.
Fembots describe your ideal boyfriend/love partner
>age
>weight
>height
>race/nationality
>his personality
>his interests
PLUS
>Talk a bit about yourself.
Who knows, maybe that ideal one is in here!
>>38285468
I already have a boyfriend, sorry. Also an infinite existence of Chads.
Everyone on this website is a total beta oblivious retard.
>>38285468
>21+
>not obese
>5'6" or above
>don't care
>don't care
>don't care
>i'm boring and will just be a hole for you.
>>38285485
Then fucking leave if you don't like it, roastie slut.
>be obese
>tfw qt girl asked if i wanted deserts with that
She was insulting you fatty
I occasionally grab a cup of juice at night if I'm feeling hungry and craving taste. 100lbs lost here, how are you guys holding up?
>>38285380
she was being sincere, i know it!
Limitations:
>your commands can be directed telepathically or verbally
>your mind controlled subjects will do whatever you ask to the best of their ability.
>in order to place someone under your control they need to be within 100 feet of you and within direct line of sight. your mind control requires 10 seconds of unobstructed direct line of sight of the subject.
>you can only control 30 people at once
>your directed thoughts become their commands
>individuals under your control will experience an out of body experience. they will remember everything occurring but unable to resist your commands
******************************************
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR NEW POWER?
>>38285152
>they will remember everything occurring but unable to resist your commands
So they know they're being controlled?
>>38285197
it will be like an out of body experience for them. they will hear your commands, whether they are issue telepathically or verbally, and then they will see their body do what you command.
they will be powerless to stop it. some people might think they have been bewitched but others will think they were drugged.
>>38285310
Eh just get my boss to give me a large rise then desu
plz don't let this thread die edition
Post how you feel right now.
Apathetic but relaxed.
listening to some ambient on yt
Hungry still
>>38285151
Could be better, not gonna lie.