Reminder that this is unironically the ideal female body type.
>>38405297
would hold and cuddle :3
seriously, fucking three, four fat chick/thicc/milf threads and I can't have one goddamn gay thread
what the fuck is going on
>>38405297
Not to me hoss.
I just fucked this escort for $100. How'd I do?
looks trashy af was it a good root ?
>>38405280
>no penis
kek you got ripped off
>>38405280
do you have any more pics?
>>38405293
>root
gtfo aussie
this is what females want.
>>38405138
There is literally nothing wrong with that if the guy was a long term partner
Its only degenerate if she barely knows the guy
I've seen that bald dude fuck so many girls man. If I had to bet on whose fucked more girls between Justin Bieber and him, I'd pick bald dude hands down. Too bad he most likely has aids.
>>38405165
You're stupid. No one said there was anything wrong with it. That's just what they want period. They don't care if it's degenerate.
Who /security guard/ here? Best job ever. Don't have to deal with normies and only have to tell homeless people to fuck off once in a while
>>38405111
Had the job. Pays too little. Too much time on my feet
>>38405111
What state are you in? I would like to do that job in California. My problem is that while I'm a healthy weight I have no muscle or martial arts training. As for a gun the only one I've shot a lot is my 6in. 357. revolver.
>>38405111
Nice trips fampai.
I'm at work rn. I'm gonna have to get something higher paid but for now it's ez money and all the anime I can watch without barfing.
>tfw you're a Christian but Jesus won't take away the hate in your heart
>>38405099
I understand that feel. Sometimes I question my own faith.
>>38405099
I know that feel. Fortunately the historical dialectic will guide us in such a way that in establishing God's kingdom on Earth we will also be destroying the very worst humanity has to offer.
>>38405099
>not doing it yourself
fucking fag
Hey guys, normal fag here. Any tips to help me blend in with all the beta cucks here?
>>38405044
Just be yourself.
Originally original
<Thinks is cool for using frog guy
<Thinks is cool for being normie
Fuck you leave our board.I'm a ture robots
>>38405044
U gotta like anime. That's a big one.
How the fuck is this considered "normal"?
>>38405043
It isn't. However most people don't believe that we should go out of our way to hassle people just because we are virgins and are angry about it like most internet nazis are.
>>38405062
>It isn't
It is. They even encourage this shit.
>>38405043
How the FUCK it is NOT normal?
*murders a defenseless life because of irresponsibility*
my body, my choice ;)
>>38405031
I guess you should stop killing all those defenceless sperm
>>38405112
the sperm would have no chance at life because everyone here is a basement dwelling perma virgin. that roasties baby would have a chance at life though
>>38405112
Women should stop having periods and killing innocent eggs. It's the same argument.
>spoken like a true virgin
Every single time
>>38404898
>have reactionary opinions
>get accused of holding them simply because I can't stand to be around disgusting sluts
Hmm
>>38404898
If you can't attack an argument attack the person making it.
>This is why you can't get laid
Wow...I can't believe it. My argument, the evidence I cited, everything - It's all pointless now. I've been BTFO completely. Goodbye
I always hear people say " This is a better love story than twilight ". But i have never watched twilight and don't intend to. Why is twilight such a bad love story?
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I would pound Macron's globalist boypussy so hard. He's a qt.
>>38404885
>>38404938
These replys are just retarded
So I'm a guy that rarely gets any matches and this matched with me.
>burned coal before
>had a "hoe" phase
>studying some useless degree
>wants something "real" now
>says she can't go on a date until September until she's back in school because her parents don't want her dating
Coming from an ugly robot, what should I do? This is the only match I've received within entire 2017. Is this really the best I can get?
Should I unmatch and just stay alone?
pic related
>Despacito
Don't do it anon. She's used goods and she's probably one of those pseudointellectual types. No doubt that one day, she'd cheat on you with no regrets. She's showing too many red flags, unmatch.
some nights I wish i never wake up again.
>>38404839
you should unmatch because she's using tinder for attention and attention only
>Be me.
>Khv.
>Never had friends.
>Meet girl.
>Becomes my first ever friend.
>She's the only non-relation whose ever cared about me.
>Not an orbiter. Actual best friends.
>Fall for her after a year of hanging out.
>Confess my feelings to her face to face.
>No texting bullshit. I was doing this in person like a man.
>Laughed off and rejected.
>She apologises later on. Was surprised and taken off guard.
>Things continue on.
>It's still really easy to be friends with her.
>Maybe /r9k/ was wrong.
>Still the bestest friend I could ever ask for.
>We do everything together.
>Still a part of me wishes I could be something more to her.
>Understand that I must respect her wishes.
>Never bring it up again.
>Genuinely happy to have her even as a friend.
>More then a year passes by since the day I confessed.
>Not only friendzoned but brotherzoned.
>Being called brother a constant reminder of my place.
>Ask politely one time for it to stop.
>Now called sister.
>I've transcended and am now sisterzoned.
>I've truly gone where no man has gone before.
JUST MAKE IT STOP ALREADY
WHEN WILL THIS HELL END
>>38404832
>sister
post feminine penis
>>38404847
Give it time, anon. I've already done some pretty gay shit with her so I'm sure a feminine penis is on the way.
I will fucking kill you for saying bestest.
So I was using a dtr restoring device on my penis today and I think I might of used it too much and hurt myself with it. I have a red spot that's kinda bad with a scab of skin I think what it is called is the cortex as seen in pic related, I'm afraid I might have cut it and severed it in half. Should I go to the ER? it'd be kinda hard to explain what happen since I'm already cut and all. and no that is not me in pic.
Bandage i guess
if an er visit doesen't cost you hundreds of dollars why not go to be safe.
You can explain what happened, and might not even have to show the doc.
>>38404785
go back to b babby copyposta flag
>>38404785
Got to urgent care if you can afford and are that freaked out, they've literally cut open chests and shit I don't think they will care and will just do their job to help you
>tfw no qt dark chocolate gf
IT'S NOT FAIR BREHS.
Iktfb. I just want one to melt all over me
>>38404700
>>38404942
You people are just disgusting , how can you be attracted to this shit?
>>38404700
>edited eyebrows
>weave
>ass implant
Hell might even be a tranny
>>38404942
>ass implant again
christ
Just posting this for myself. Will delete in a few unless people comment.
eoreoreoreoreeorereerre
>>38404632
rollinerio
>>38404632
Rellorerimo