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Das rite wite boi, white women belong to the BHC
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>>34968773
>brb being 10% plastic
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>>34968773
Why's the horse speaking black when it's white?
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is it even possible to compete with this??
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http://channel9000.net/
http://channel9000.net/
http://channel9000.net/
SAD? ANGRY? LONELY? SUICIDAL? HAPPY? WHATEVER?
COME JOIN OUR CHAT + LIVE STREAMS
http://channel9000.net/
http://channel9000.net/
http://channel9000.net/
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>not anonymous
Whats the point of calling it 9000 then
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whats the point of this when i can go to cnreboot and there's a less autistic chat?
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>>34969018
chatango is anonymous if you want faggot
>>34969155
the point is that chat is autistic, if you don't want an autistic chat than you should indeed go to cnreboot
My sister is at home today with her bf (I am still living with my parents) and they are fucking, and I am fapping furiously. How can I be such a degenerate
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>>34968739
join them anon
why do you think they went to fuck next to you
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Just KYS,gonna be the better to you,you reached the bottom.
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>>34968770
They are at the next room to mine but we have very thin walls. Also it is 2:25 at night here they were probably thinking I am sleeping
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Does fapping to traps fuck girls make me gay?
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>>34968616
>Does fapping to traps fuck girls make me gay?
yes! and that's a great thing!w
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>>34968616
yes it's a man
you can say >But feminine features
but then why not fap to women who have a much stronger display of those features?
the thing you need to do now is either justify it by saying that the "stigma" of being gay is lessened because you aren't really into manly features, just dudes who look like women
or just not care
up to you
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>>34969072
He said trap fucking females, as in the trap is the only male, and hes fucking the female.
That foesnt sound very gay to me desu.
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list your weird fetish(s) 2017-02-19 12:15:22 Post No.34968594
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list your weird fetish(s)
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does blood turn anyone else on?
blood fetish here.
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Feederism/weight gain/fat fetishism
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>>34968651
I don't understand all this buzz with weight gain. You literally feed your partner first before you get turned on?
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>>34968651
what do they do just eat?
original comment
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SATURDAY NIGHT MUTHAFUCKAS 2017-02-19 12:12:53 Post No.34968542
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SATURDAY NIGHT MUTHAFUCKAS
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WHAT AR YA
>PLAYAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
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>PLAYAN
Rs3
>DRINKAN
water
>LISTENAN
My computer's humm
>FEELAN
pic
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>>34968619
get them gainz
>playan
RS3
>eatan
nothing
>drinkan
Water
>listenan
chillhop
>feelan
pretty good
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>playing
Bioshock
>eating
Pizza
>drinking
Coke/Ginger Ale
>watching
Cigarobsession reviews
>listening
The above.
>fapping
I'm not
>feeling
Shitty
Do you like really short girls who are really busty?
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yes
what's the purpose of this thread
blox234234
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tht's the ideal
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No I like tough girls who are mean and pretty
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>be wizard
>turn into wraith
>gain enormous superpowers that you can't even imagine
>use my powers to find one of the top secret Bogdanoff DNA research facility
>they have Chad pills right there in the first room
>Wizard senses tell me it's a trap so the weaker souls give in to the temptation and give up the increasingly better pills that are in the room
>think back on my 53 years of being a KHV
>OhshitIfellforit.png
>Am attracted to Chad pills they're screaming my name
>Take a box and run away
>It has been less than 24 hours and I've already gotten laid 7 times.
>mfw it's better than I had ever imagined
>mfw offered modelling job while walking on street
>mfw 2 older women offered me 5 figure sums to have sex with them
>I want to help you out guys since you've been here for me since the beginning
>Each trips gets 1 of the remaining pills
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>>34968371
It's worth a shot my guy
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Eh why not. For Chad hood!
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Gimme the Chad pills! I just want a gf that won't leave/cheat
I know i'm not a Chad and that it is impossible for a beta to become alpha but what are some things i can do to become more like Chad? Stuff like lifting and dressing well
I want to at least try to make it
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>>34968360
It's not impossible, but most people don't really want to. What exactly do you want?
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>>34968391
I want to become as chad as i can. Already planning on going to the gym and started lurking /fa/
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Get comfortable with conflict.
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ask me anything beta cucks
how does it feel to know you will never get someone with a pussy as good as mine
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>>34968300
Ay bb, u want sume good fuk?
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>>34968300
u look like one of the three stooges I wanna poke your eyes with my two fingers in a scissor shape.
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>>34968300
I refuse to believe that that is a women
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ITT: we post charts of ourselves, read and rate othe robot's charts, and have a comfy cozy little thread.
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>>34968213
Hmmm. Hmmm.mm. Hmmm. I don't know if it's /soc/-tier or not because of the word robot you used.
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>>34968252
just play along anon-kun...
Templates and a shameless self bumperiono
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Another template, bumping
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>tfw I cant make my thrads interesting enough to illicit abstract contribution
>havent learned/lack the will to spew clickbait and diminish nature of thread
>just not smart enough
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>>34968176
shhhhhh have a (you), but don't spend it all at once mister
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>>34968265
OP does mot get you.
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>>34968275
No, I don't get you
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So I had my porno USB drive plugged into my PS3 that sits on the floor. However, my mom randomly decided to vacuum the house and the vacuum bumped the USB and bent the tip of it and now it no longer works. I'm in such shock. I had years of shit i downloaded on there, I want to go to a computer repair shop and get them to fix it but the fact i have porn on it scares me...
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>>34968158
There's free porn available online these days.
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>storing porn
it's like I'm in 2000 again
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You can fix that yourself with pliers
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>you cry like a baby on r9k
>chad fucks stacy every damn day
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>>34968014
>and Anon is so fucking gay
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we're not gonna have these threads in 2017. this is not the year for cuckery and self hatred, this is the year in which we all make it.
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>>34968086
>i immeditaely thought 2017 was years into the future
Oh
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Would you fellow robots play a game about shooting up schools or parks or somethjg, I have the potential to make it and I wonder if anyone would want to play it
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>>34967943
Some dude already did this about Columbine. He actually made the news because of it.
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>>34967978
Wait really, damn I thought I was original
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>>34968006
Doesn't matter if you are or not, make it anyway if that's what you really want to do.
An Elliot Rodger simulator would be cool and if you have a points system, something like:
Stacey +50 points
Chad +30 points
Normie +10 points
Nerd/robot -10 points
It could add a little to the game so it's not just mindless murder. Well it will be mindless murder but now there're goals to shoot for.
See what I did there? Shoot. lol. I'm so fucking hilarious.