So I went on CL and found this posting...
http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/w4m/5979853633.html
And this is what happened....
On Tue, Jan 31, 2017 at 12:31 PM, <[email protected]> wrote:
Still looking for someone to meet up with? I'm available this weekend...
From: craigslist 5979853633 <[email protected]>
Sent: Tuesday, January 31, 2017 3:58 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Agreed? tonight, the 28th be there or sit home alone... (LATROBE, MAP IT PLEASE BEFORE ANSWERING
HOW NICE. And my ad was to get dinner...so it looks like your syphilitic ass is S-O-L!!!
On Wed, Feb 1, 2017 at 12:18 AM, <[email protected]> wrote:
>>34580112
looks like if Dan from SloMo Guys and Adam Kovic had a fat retarded love child it would be that dude
>>34580112
Artie Lange?
Ok. I'm going to be blunt and even as rude as you are. You are a bitch... I offered nicely and you came back with an asshole response. You didn't even consider that dinner was still on the table. If you're wondering why you are still single, maybe it's your attitude. As for me I'm taking my ball and going the fuck home while you can go back and leave on horse you rode on.
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Agreed? tonight, the 28th be there or sit home alone... (LATROBE, MAP IT PLEASE BEFORE ANSWERING
you offered a syphilitic weekend withe a guy so hideous and pig-esquehe has to solicit strangers online cause obvious face to face is for those with BALLS..and dude, fice thousand dinners would be enough to want you around...let alone let you slime touch me...but you ehar that a lot, dontcha?
now piss off...give mums pimp a dime for your usual.
On Wed, Feb 1, 2017 at 6:22 PM, <[email protected]> wrote:
WTF is your problem? You don't even know what I look like and your very delusional...
Oh and by the way I don't hear that alot. I would have the opportunity to if I my life situation was better...
From: craigslist 5979853633 <[email protected]>
Sent: Wednesday, February 1, 2017 4:14 PM
On Wed, Feb 1, 2017 at 9:07 PM, <[email protected]> wrote:
Why you calling me pig? What'd I do? What'd I do? BTW, I'd prefer a relationship or at least a chance to get to know someone. I believe that's what a date's all about. BTW, I'm 32.... How old are you?
From: craigslist 5979853633 <[email protected]>
Sent: Wednesday, February 1, 2017 4:28 PM
WHERE WE GONNA SEND IT ROBOTS?
/lgbt/ GO GO GO
Send it to
>>>/pol/
hehe xd
>>34580091
I second /lgbt/
>been feeling the last two days
>extremely bored, even 4chan isn't doing anything for me
>jumping between extreme frustration and bursts of energy to feeling like I'm going to fall asleep in my chair
>keep laying back in my chair and before I realize it I've grip my desk and am squeezing it trying not to pull/push it
>got up to go to the toilet before but immediately flopped onto my bed the moment I stood up and started writhing around
>keep looking at shit on my desk (3DS, Vita, Phone, Second monitor) and feeling like I need to smash them
>keep getting random erections that go soft as fast as they go hard
>leaking precum for some reason while not being horny in the slightest
>the moment I try to do something I just get frustrated and want to die
Please help I don't know what's going on
Don't worry, bro, it'll pass. You're just having a kundalini awakening.
>>34580436
What's a kundalini awakening?
>>34580042
It's called depression. Spoilers: it's going to suck. You're going to have to power your way out of it with self-discipline by adhering to routines, exercising, and generally making yourself do things you don't feel like doing because it's good for you.
How do I get revenge on Chad?
>>34580023
by living life to the fullest, a life well lived is the surest form of revenge.
>>34580023
by beecoming a TRANSEXUAL and tricking chad into fucking your feminine dick
>>34580040
How do I live life to the fullest? I don't want to be a normie.
How exactly do you meet women? online dating is sketchy and ive had bad experiences so im not gonna try that again.
>>34580010
A-a-am i shadowb& again? ;_;
>>34580010
go out to social events with your friends, it doesn't even have to be bars if they aren't your thing. or stop being a puss puss and try online dating again. alternatively find a dating coach.
>>34580106
>online dating
Shitty, full of bots, and lots or weirdos. No thanks
>dating coach
Lol what
>go out with friends
When i do that we end up hanging out with eachother
>Not being gay in 2017
repeat after me:
"s-sorry stacy"
repeat after me
>pow pow pow
>>34580025
I need someone to fuck me like that RIGHT NOW
repeat after me
I love aids and not being able to reproduce
Why are we brought up to think girls are these caring, fair, emotional creatures filled with love, when in reality they are the exact opposite?
Who lied to us?
>>34579935
Your mother apparently.
>>34579935
The media. Movies, TV, etc.
Because your bad experiences with women outweigh your positive experiences with women
What is the best way to drop out of society? Not talking about neet bux
options that came to mind
move to hawaii and become a homeless surfer
>pros
paradise
chill life
>cons
no shelter, can get fucked by storms and methheads
probably have to walk around a lot because police dont like vagrants
food and hygiene becomes a hustle
become a monk (catholic)
>pros
food and shelter
normie family will be proud of me
>cons
rigorous studying for first few years
have to pray for like 10 hours a day 6 days a week for the rest of my life
cant fuck or fap
join a commune
>pros
shelter
might not have to have a real job(?)
>cons
have to live with people who may be cunts
might still need a real job(?)
im not really sure how communes work. ideally I would just like to grow food and do community work but im sure some may require you to pay money to live there
any other options you guys know of that doesnt involve killing myself or prostituting myself
>>34579911
convert a van into a home and live a never ending road trip
>>34579971
I would have no way of paying for gas and maintenance
>>34579998
well what CAN you do?
>be me
>friends with 9/10 qt 3.14
>have huge crush on her
>she drunkenly kisses me
>thereishope.jpg
>go to a party together a few weeks later
>pick her up and drive there together
>spend a lot of time together at party
>mutual friend notices
>"hey anon are you and qt 3.14 dating?"
>qt laughs out loud hysterically "Eww gross no"
mfw
I want to kill myself
>>34579903
damn anon, that's pretty bad. sorry to hear that
>>34579903
You're not supposed to make friends with girls at all. If you do your just an orbiter she uses for attention. It's too late for you anon I'm sorry
>>34579903
why did you double space this
anyways she probably just didn't want to be vulnerable and have to answer right on the spot, that's why she reacted like that. she was probably just joking around. if she's actually your friend and she kissed you, she doesn't think you're gross.
Have you ever understood people so much you just want to be a shut in?
>>34579862
tfw 2 smart 2 go outside
>>34579862
What, like becoming a recluse due to being an empath, and/or cynic/pessimist?
MI is Milan?
>Applied for a job I actually want to get
>Actually get a call
>ITS WHILE IM DRIVING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>34579823
You sound like a normie. Fuck you
>>34579823
i had the same situation a few weeks ago, feels fucking badman
>>34579823
Just call them back, normie.
>You see people as bloody bags of organs that somehow can talk
>you avoid them endlessly
>reciprocal hate
>interacting with them feel like magma going trough my throat
>i don'tknow how they work and somehow i want to understand but they never give me no reason to do so.
>I'm feeling lost and with less humanity
I wish i was more human.
>>34579817
Pretty edgy my man
youre one of them anon
your just the one in control
>>34579840
fuck you dude, not OP but this kind of feel exists. I find it so hard to connect with humans. I'm a shut-in hiki because I only feel happy when I'm alone.
I'm in uni and one time I went a week without leaving my room before I had to go to a compulsory tutorial. When I had to sit next to someone and looked upon their flesh I almost threw up! Humans are gross desu. I sleep at 6pm and wake up at 1am, just to limit my interaction time.
>need to fart
>feels like the smallest one ever
>"eh, I'll just let it out gently and no one will know"
>gently relax colon
>fart was loud enough to echo throughout the entire
>this room normally doesn't produce echoes
>everyone's eyes now lock onto you like an owl's
>aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd that's the first class I drop this term
Have any similar stories, /r9k/? It doesn't necessarily have to be about farting.
>>34579737
>final in science class in high school
>feel a fart bubbling inside
>have a friend of mine who is sort of a weirdo absolute robot before i knew what they were
>he's sitting diagonally to me
>i whisper
>"dude i need to fart"
>he whispers back
>"just do it, watch!"
>proceeds to rip the loudest fart i have ever heard made all the louder by the fact that the room was dead silent
>teacher is an older lady with bad hearing so she doesn't react at all
>rest of the class reacts loudly
>teacher tells every to quiet down and goes back to grading paper
>finish our tests and leave 10 minutes later
for the rest of that test we could not stop laughing about it, thank god we were close to the end of it
>>34579737
Did someone step on a duck?
>>34579737
>1st grade
>need to fart
>accidently shit my pants
>class stares at me as I walk out the door to the nurses office
>have to wear uncomfortable pants from the nurse the rest of the day
>kids made fun of me for so long
>cries about not having a gf
>doesn't even try to improve their fashion
You guys realize you aren't going to get a gf in your plain black walmart hoodies, gap light blue dad jeans, and new balance cheap sneakers ,right?
>>34579707
yes and if you abide by /fa/'s advice you will be primed for being some girl's gay friend
kys faggot
I like when I see guys dressed like this in public because they usually have that awkward "I learned to do this from 4chan" vibe
That and this >>34579736
>wearing a perfecto jacket while muscleless and weighing less than 150 lb
its like you want to get bullied
Why is a skill such as being able to play an instrument well not a waste of time while being skilled at a video game is a waste of time (and there's vidya with very high skill ceilings)?
I am trying to understand if there is actual logic behind this perspective on video games, or if it is just emotionally based reactionary thinking.
In both situations, both people are not partaking in merely passive behavior. Video games usually are played as light entertainment, but my point still stands.
I am just referring to practicing and being good with an instrument, not necessarily being a musician. And I'm not strictly referring to music, but normie hobbies in general.
Essentially, I want to develop better understanding behind normie mentality.
I barely play video games btw.
video games are for dweebs faggot
>>34579693
this
everyone likes some sort of music. video games aren't as socially acceptable.
Both are a waste of time if you aren't making money