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Will having self harm scars on my arm hurt my chances of getting a gf? What will girls think?
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>>35372368
They'll know that they're not the only one in the relationship with a pussy.
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>>35372368
>What will girls think?
They don't want to be with a girl that instead of bleeding once per month, will bleed everytime he is a pussy bitch.

You better stop hurting yourself you edgy piece of shit underage mothefucker or you will die a bitter virgin that hates everything despite he is a hateable mothefucker.
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>>35372368
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCKING STOP

don't hurt yourselves pls

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Daily reminder all fembots are nothing but attention seeking whores who are only here because they need you desperate lonely beta males to validate and confirm to them the fact they're not worthless and pathetic, which they clearly are. The average fembot is such an ugly/fat/fucked up mess of a human being they're incapable of getting attention from even the most average of normie guys so they come here to scrape from the bottom of a sewer pipe trying to get narcassistic supply from men who are so lonely they've resorted to having fictional relationships with 2D animated women who don't even speak english. The quality of the women on here is reflected in the quality of the men they seek attention from.

Don't for one single second think that the disgusting vile whores on this board are any different from the tanned, silicone filled sluts on instagram. They're exactly the same, fembots just have a different audience they need to appeal too, which is you guys so they pretend to have all the psychological and social issues you guys do in order for you to give them sympathy and the attention they deserve so they can feel desirable.
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>>35372330

See women long be desired, she wants to be appealing and have a man take them and ravage them. This is one of the reasons rape fantasies are so common the idea a man is so attracted to her he can't control himself and he just takes her on the spot gets them wetter like nothing else.

The greatest sexual thrill a woman can have is to be lusted for, the women on this shitty board are no different. They too long to be lusted for but because they're in the bottom percentage of women they have to get it from the bottom percentage of men. But make no mistake they want chad just as badly as any other whore, in fact the women on this site probably have a secret disgust towards you robots. They probably feel dirty and gross having to get their existence validated by you guys. But they do it anyway, because it's all they can get.
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>>35372388

Also sorry I got busy

>>35370754

Perhaps, I doubt it though because it seems to be the current trend in horror movies seems to be geared towards ghosts and spooky skeletons than serial killers and jason voorhees types. I think those movies have fell out of favor. The biggest tell tale signs of hybristophilla in teenage girls is the kind of men they're attracted to in fiction. This infograph goes over it quite well.
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>The quality of the women on here is reflected in the quality of the men they seek attention from.

So you're saying that the men on 4chan are low quality and fembots come here to scrape the bottom of the barrel ?

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How much money do robots make?

I make $8 an hour bagging groceries
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- $9 an hour from burger joint plus tips
- $40 a show plus tips, comedy theatre

Still a wagecuck. Want to become a self employed cuck.
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$11 dollars an hour bagging groceries.

I don't really know, it's just a thing I do.
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>>35371913
Assuming I get the job, I'm going to be making something around $10 an hour working at a movie theatre. Hopefully they don't put me on concessions or some shit.

Fembots. What's the appeal in cuckolding?
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>>35371624
Making the cuck feel like an inadequate, powerless little boy while simultaneously making myself feel desirable and in control. I choose to get fucked by someone else while he has to watch in silence. Even if we both agreed to it, there's still a part of him deep down that knows he'll never be good enough to satisfy me.
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>>35371807
Why is he not good enough to satisfy you? Size issues?
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>>35371807
Kek
Fembots are insane

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>the CIA knows i fap to trannies
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like once out of every 20-30 faps yeah
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tfw they know
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>>35370805
>tfw the disgust after fapping to traps is slowly going away

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Seriously ...when are you guys gonna realize that NICE GUYS REALLY DO FINISH LAST, you are a VIRGIN because you CHOOSE so
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I didn't choose to be short and ugly
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Women actually do like nice guys, they just don't like 'nice guys'
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>>35370490
>Women actually do like nice guys, they just don't like 'nice guys'
What did he mean by this?

Who else here /man child/ and loves it?

>be /fit/ and decent looking but obsessed with vidya, anime, and toys so girls don't like me
>Still lived with my parents after University to save money
>paid off student loans in a few years
>be 28, just bought a big comfy house on the edge of a nice neighborhood
>still a kissless virgin so no semen demon to drain me of my resources
>well payed job allows me to buy whatever the fuck I want, house mortgage is already paid for
>made my living room a gaming room with a mix of modern and retro consoles, several TVs, and even a pool table
>collect anime figures, posters, blurays, LEGO sets of all kinds
>go to the gym 6 times a week so its not like people can make fun of me for being a fat neckbeard
>go to work at comfy well paying IT job, get home, eat, gym, then I can spend the rest of the night doing whatever, watching jap cartoons, browsing 4chan, etc.
Who says you need women in your life to be happy? I'm happy being a kid forever.
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>>35369763
I truely envy you op, who needs women when you have legos and vidya.
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>>35369885
This guy gets it

Originoliiolii
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Sounds great and I'm glad it's working out for you, but I suggest leaving this thread, OP. Someone will soon try to break your idea of a good life, and if they manage to do it you might spend the rest of your life chasing after something you will never reach

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Fembots, why do you have shit taste in music? Sometimes I think about why I'm not with a girl anymore , and then I remember that their music selection is unbearable, I've only met a couple that have had decent taste.
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>>35369036
Because I love Manson, and am stuck in sophomore year high school edgelord music taste.
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>>35369809
So you also like korn and American ska?
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>>35369837
Keasbey Nights is a landmark, 10/10 album, fuck you.

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>he never played Call of Duty 4
>he never played Halo 3
>he never played OSRS
>he never played Gears of War

>he missed out on gaming during it's golden age

how does it feel?
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I've never played any CoD, Halo, Gears of War, or any shooter for that matter. I've also never played TF2, WoW, any MOBAs or online multiplayer game. I own dark souls 1 and 2 but never played them

No regrets
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Halo 3 was the fucking shit.
>he missed out on playing 'fat kid' with randoms.
He should just end it
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>>35368929
>>35368986
Reading this just made me super nostalgic and now I'm depressed as fuck. I miss though days so much

Alright robots, it's time we lose our anal virginity. Who will join me in the challenge to get fucked in the ass at some point in 2017?
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I'll do this alone if I have to.
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I'll fuck you in the ass if you're in canada
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I'd uh, rather not.

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Say penis in a vocaroo

www.vocaroo.com
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i'll bump my own threads
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so how's everyone doing?
(shameless self bump)
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>>35368860
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y8G2WXCQ03

Who /not a classcuck/ here?


You can only be free under socialism
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Reminder Socialism devolves iinto Communism every time. And Communism devolves iinto faggotry every time.
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ARISE YE ROBOTS
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>>35368441
t. (((capitalist)))

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Jesus Christ, dude. Having your 10y/o daughter end her life at age 10 must be really devastating
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>having your 10 yr old daughter end her life at age 10"

how old was she again?
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it's not really suicide so much, a kid doesn't get that kind of shit.
How the fuck do you pay that little attention though that the kid can off herself?
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http://taylor-zaeske.last-memories.com

How does a 10 year old girl who committed suicide at age 10 even learn how to properly hang herself being only 10 years old?

Poor girl was touched, she never stood a chance anyways.

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>You will never have the facial structure to be considered attractive.
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JAWLET
GO AWAY PLZ TRAPEZOID OUT/>>>>
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>>35366969
That's not me. Also you have shit taste if you don't think River Phoenix was attractive.
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>>35366925
I wish he was still alive...............

His band:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOtPWbE4tlQ

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So what's stopping you from joining the military?

It's something everyone should experience once.
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If I don't have a job by June I will

What's the best branch to go into? I have a meme degree in anthropology
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>>35366914
that sounds like work.

fuck you for making me think about working
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im heterosexual

orangino

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