Its hard to imagine what else i'd spend my time doing if i quit masturbatory binging with porn
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Bye r99
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Feet thread? Bumperino
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>>37720044
as a footfag, those are ugly feet.
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Come talk to us
>tinychat DOT com slash robot9001
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>>37720027
bumping origigigigosjiojaoi
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>tfw you realize pubes grow back faster than facial hair and are at least twice as time consuming to shave
I'll never be the cute twink I've always dreamed of being. So long, faggots.
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>>37720014
>twinks don't have to shave
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>>37720043
keyword here is "cute"
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>keep seeing hairs all over my desk, keyboard, and clothes
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>>37719979
doesn't mean you'll go bald, remember having this problem right before graduating high school, freaked out and thought I was going bald
and yet here I am 6 years later with a perfectly intact hairline and no sigificant thinning
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>>37719979
I used to pull my hairline hairs cause I was bored.
I think it receded a little bit and I'm insecure about it now
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>>37720039
WHEW!!! :DDD
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I have a pretty good idea as to why almost all of us weirdass disconnected loners are male, but why white?
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>>37719921
Tiny dick, can't compete with the BBC
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because niggers are too busy robbing people to worry about anything else
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>>37719921
Because if you're Mexican or Asian, it's actually cool to live with your grandparents or parents well into adulthood.
Shit, you'll probably get the house. And maybe actually pay off the mortgage at some point.
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how do i get into the berenstein universe?
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>>37719873
>Stein
It's so simple, OP
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You're doing this just to fuck with me dude, it's the Berenstain Bears, not the Berenstein Bears.
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>tfw you realize you are in the berenstain universe
>berenSTAIN universe
Fucking let me out, man. I'm sick of living in this fucking mistake of a universe.
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>watch asmr
>only dignified women or men
>completely non-sexual experience for me
Anyone else like this? Any recommendations?
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>>37719810
Yeah, it's supposed to be non-sexual. I never got the sexual ones. Theere's better porn out there, you know, even if you're after audio porn.
>Any recommendations?
Yup.
>Heather Feather
>Whispercrystal (old school stuff)
>Danny docile
>tiraradeguello
>ephemeral rift
>asmrdalton
>Steven christ (the dude's fucking NUTS, but his voice does the trick)
My little cousin just started getting into ASMR, and I might be able to get some recs from her, too. Apparently those slime videos are promising.
>mfw I used to let this one kid sperg out and show me his blocks in pre-k just for tingles
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>>37719810
luo dong, he is an asmr street guy that is really nice
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Mfw i realize I won't ever be happy 2017-06-15 03:51:30 Post No.37719655
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>be me
>talk to grill
>a lot of similar interests and we get off nicely
>oneitisfound.jpg
>start building trust
>one day she says while we're out "Anon I have to tell you something. I told xxxboixxx I was in love with him and he rejected me"
>uhmok.webm
>want to die but act nice and ask why/what/how
>come home want to die
>keep talking to her for a month
>she holds my hand when we're together and shit. Ans hugs but not farther thqn that
>she mentions him here and there
>hopeyougetoverhim.gif
>yesterday around 11pm she asks me "Anon should I text him"
>do whatever you want
>11:30
>Omg Anon I texted him in the end. He responded instantly "I love.you"
>Anon I'm crying now but in a good way
>kms.jpg
>literally want to die inside
>I say okay I'm going to go leave now
>she says good Night
>I wake up at 5am nd see they both were activr 2 h ago, and i went to sleep at 1:30.
So should I just.give up on women? It doesn't make sense to try anymore.
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>>37719655
Just call her a fucking cunt and move on.
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>>37719680
I know I know. But what's the best way to move on?
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>drag myself to shitty drty gas station because i want to die too much to bother cleaning my kitchen so i cant cook
>get some awful sandwich or something, its like 2 am
>girl behind the counter says im not giving you your sandwich until you ask for it nicely
>i just mumble please give me my food while looking down
fucking normies, do you think i only leave my house after midnight because i want to be reminded other people exist?
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>tfw just waiting for death
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>hidden threads 50
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
staying out of here for a while guys are we being raided or what?
Going o 8ch/r9k/ or wizchan until things cooldown here
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>>37719588
Ok, no need to make a thread about it since no one cares about you, anonymous user.
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only 50? i'm at 65 and i barely even continued cause its time consuming fuck i'm done.
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>>37719645
do you filter?
>my filters
fembot
femanon
trap
gf
bf
girl
discord
tinder
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My name is Lt. Anon Reb and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight 4chan-American soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the happening happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into Antifa, dressed as Commies. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' Commies. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky basement, cross five thousand posts of shit, fight my way through half of T_D and jump out of a fuckin' thread to teach the Commies lessons in humanity. Commies ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Freedom-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Antifa uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the Veterans of Meme and Winter Wars. That means I got a little Spurdo in me. And our battle plan will be that of a troll resistance. We will be cruel to the Commies, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the Commies won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the Commie will be sickened by us, and the Commie will talk about us, and the Commie will fear us. And when the Commie closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?
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>>37719584
Dude come on, stale pasta
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>>37719584
Back to pol pls and thank you
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>>37719644
Checked and keked my dude, congrats
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all the injuries, mutilations, and fuckups in life keep plaguing and nagging. car accidents, scars, chunks of missing flesh, gashes, terrible sights, drug related mental scars, failures and the like are boring into my brain.
my body and mind are all fucked up and it bothers me daily. most of it is my fault too. some of it is beyond my control. that is what i clench fists at. part of my fucking hand cut off, man. horrible anxiety and paranoia too.
at least no injury is permanant and death cleans them.
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at least you aren't a faggot
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>>37719554
As is human life.
We, as souls, are a collection oh human experiences. Studies show that people are twice as likely to act in the aversion of risk as they are for the prospect of (equal) reward. Those of us wounded by the passage of time exist to avert further hurt, struggling against the bloody currents we're mired in, whether it's on account of our own faults or not. The present cares not who causes a thing, only that a thing has been brought into existence. The results are the same, the degree of pain and the pressure drawn by the gritting of our teeth only the shades of grey that darken for everyone.
So we delude ourselves, even as our alligator brains tell us that things are wrong.; That this life has so many ills. We, so many, are afraid to confront the truth that life has opportunities for rewards and opportunities for pain - but that the pain feels so, so much more real.
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Board optimism thread 2017-06-15 03:45:17 Post No.37719543
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This board is a distillate of hubris in the best and worst ways. Even if it can be painful to go on, it always makes me laugh.
This board has some great potential, even though it may seem like the height of no potential. Post some funny and/or original stuff
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well thank you, now im going to hide this GAYASS thread becuase you posted a fucking gayass piece of shit you shitfuck. bye.
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ew what the fuck OP
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>>37719576
No content is bad content if it makes you laugh