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cut yourself and post pictures

>>35754239
you kill yourself dumb ape

>>35754239
Tell him how you feel. That should be enough.

>>35754184
At least you have a job, You're independent. Maybe you have a license too. You could save up and buy something nice, like a car or a house, maybe go on vacation?

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>>35754413
I dont have a license and i'm paid minimum wage and live with my parents.

>>35754184
There's really nothing to life except waiting to die

i saw someone rocking the fedora + neckbeard + ponytail + square glasses look the other day. i'm sure he was an ok guy but i do wonder how you can walk around looking like a literal meme. all he has to do is pick at least one between ditching the dumb hat, the nerd glasses, getting a haircut or shaving and then he won't be inviting so many unflattering brony comparisons.

>>35754157
>literally just saw some idiot with a maga hat on

>>35754294
>i saw someone rocking the fedora + neckbeard + ponytail + square glasses
A person near my house looks like that. Pretty sure he's just an old guy. Regardless he looks dopey as fuck

So how much is Mr. Goldberg paying you?

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>>35754188

So how is the traditional waifu hunting going? Ready to fight degeneracy by getting a conservative 1950s White nuclear family?

>>35754220
>pulling some random whore off a degeneracy app and acting as if that means there are no decent women

I know several women who are reasonable people, and would make good wives and mothers.

>>35754018
Why yes, you could be a nigger.

>>35754035
Lack of chin is the ultimate subhuman trait

balding tbhbwjhwkthjw

Start swiping ugly girls.

>>35753966
>no fetishes
is this bitch brain dead

Not all of them are like this desu. Lots of girls on there have low self esteem and if you treat them right its really easy to get some punani. That being said, there are a fuckton of 7-10/10 sluts on here that ONLY chad can achieve. Don't even bother swiping right on them.

Tinder is honestly a pretty big meme though. It relies so heavily on your looks and you ability to catch attention with cringy one-liners it's not even worth it.

ah, yes, i believe this is the human specimen you were talking about that has much more biomass than average
she will be perfect for my gene splicing experiments

>>35753916
>There is someone here who would unironically get with this monster just so they wouldn't feel lonely anymore.

i wonder what fucking her ankle roll would feel like

not if both dicks also touches a woman then its bi
but
if dicks touch only one dick is in contact with the woman its questionable
its definately gay if dicks touch eachother and the woman is undressing or something

Like in pic related?? Definitely. If you can do that and still stay hard, then you're bisexual.

I would touch dicks for a chance to suck that nipple, damn!

What, to the beach? Congratulations I guess, have fun.

>>35753862
You made it to your dermatologist?

>>35753883
Fuck off fag, if you aren't going to give positive contributions or feedback piss off.

>find the perfect girl who is everythinh I've ever wanted on tinder
>throw it all out after two weeks because i can't control my autistic rage
Wow feels awesome. I wish i was still a robot. Whoever thinks it is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all Is a fucking retard. Do yourself a favor robots and just stay away from women.

>>35753844
goodbye norman

totally original

>>35753844
Gratz on becoming a normie.

>>35753819
Kill youreself flamily

I think posting on 4chan and masturbating 3 times a day for 15 years has done more damage than playing the odd video game.

>>35753841
You have masturbated 3 times a day for 15 years? How has your dick not fallen off, do you just never deathgrip?

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>>35753806
I've eaten Cane's tendies.

>tfw the sauce is bretty gud

Get on my level you tendie-novice.

I had none other than Publix Tendies.

Nothing can top them...

They're so good, they're limited only to SouthEast America, and there's even a menu item that is literally a tendie sandwich made by sandwich gods,

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>>35753842
I saw Reviewbrah's Publix video, shit looked pretty cash

>>35753777
Id be down I live in a pretty populated area so there are definitely quite of few of us around. Im sure it would be super cringy especially since little Tokyo is here and the amount of weebs on this board

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>>35753846
I'm guessing California?

>>35753874
Yupp socal, the best state of course

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>>35753714
Thanks for that reminder, OP. I almost forgot.

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>>35753714
deIete this tbqh with you my dude

>>35753714
It's my day and I choose to have a good attitude. You can't bring me down faggot

Who fucking cares if it's degrading? You're not the one being degraded. It's their decision to take the pictures and send them to somebody else. That's their risk. You just get to enjoy the end product.

>>35753730
He's just upset that his oneitis has probably done this with another guy while he sat at home thinking about her.

>>35753699
They live to obey and submit to Chad. They would let Chad flush their head down a toilet. Chads are rare and high value