>tfw high quality mulattoes only go after blonde blue-eyed aryan Chad or ooga booga gangsta Tyrone
>don't even seek out Chads/Tyrones of their own kind
Why don't mulattoes ever really seem to date eachother? For that matter, why are we so desperate to be one or the other?
Did it ever occur to anyone that maybe we'd be happier if we stuck together and tried to make something if our own?
>>35806266
because there are way more whites and blacks than mulattoes
these two should've kept going at it, the one they produced came out perfect
Mulattos used to have their own functioning cultures. Creoles in Louisiana for instance.
Too much movement/mixing led to them getting absorbed by whites and blacks like >>35806561 said except in various South American and Caribbean countries.
(I had the perfect image for this post but I can't find it. It was a mixed-race couple where they both had green eyes. Super qt.)
whats the fastest and easiest way to redpill normies on women
Tell them that their girlfriend sucks, while having no girlfriend of your own.
>>35806243
You could calmly show them the way, but whether they're following or not, it's up to them.
Subtlety is the best way. Drop little nuggets of truth on them sporadically. Most people don't react well to having their worldview attacked all at once
>Found out at age 17 that you're meant to shower more than once a week
>Found out at age 18 that your foreskin is meant to retract
Anyone else live a good chunk of their life on retard mode?
>>35806229
holy kek, how did you masturbate?
>>35806252
I didn't retract my foreskin until I was 19 and I masturbated everyday since I was 11. It was pretty smelly under there. I'd do anything to experience the sensitivity of that shower again.
>>35806252
I learned at age 5 that humping the bed made my penis tingle.
Well do you dress like reddit ?
>spending a shitload of money on uncomfortable shoes
I never understood this meme, and how so many are falling for it
>>35806212
>tfw my boots are cheaper and look much better
These look very nice but i feel like i am too ugly to wear nice shoes. You can tell when ugly people try too hard to fit in with trendy clothes and it just looks funny.
Would you date a girl who likes to stay at home or a girl who likes to party?
>>35806210
Stay at home of course, just like me. It's not true that opposites attract.
Well that depends on people, I don't like to party, so probably stay at home.
>>35806210
>tats
>nigger hair
Wouldn't touch that roastie if she was the last one desu, disgusting
I'm curious.
Robots who undergo therapy; have you told your therapist that you go on /r9k/? If so, what has his/her reaction after researching the board?
Bumpity bumpster
Nope.
Why would I?
>>35806168
I once mentioned my therapist about 4chan and she said that she knew the site. Then I asked her if she was ok about me spending several hours there and she just replied "just don't believe the neonazi propaganda on some boards"
What are you doing for the living?
pc rel, but i like it desu
>>35806159
About to be doing the same thing again. Gotta get outta the neet life
Fastfood is only "good" if your managers don't hate their own lives.
where i work now, the managers are miserable, jaded, white women in their 50s who think they have vast knowledge and skill because they know Mcdonalds procedures to the Tee.
one of these days they're gonna get their teeth knocked out for disrespecting the wrong person. just because you're a manager doesn't mean you get to disrespect people.
>>35806175
that's good anon. maybe it's a shitty job, but it helped me with socialising and self confidence
How do NEETs make some fast money online?
I need about $20 for reasons
>>35806108
This is why Barneyfags deserve to be lit in flames
If you give me a good enough explanation of why you need it I will give you $20 on paypal. I'm dead serious too but only if it's good. $25 if it's exceptional.
I mean, donation is ok but we shouldn't donate to Barneyfags. They don't deserve it.
Do you also become temporary asexual for a day after a fap in the morning?
>>35805971
I think the word you're looking for is "not horny"
>>35805971
No. I'll masturbate through the entire day if I don't limit myself.
>>35805971
>'Temporary'
lmao
Hello /r9k/. I know the life of a robot well, and I want to give back to the people that have kept me company and helped the tfw no gf feels for 7ish years. I recently did a thread on /b/ where I gave out a free game on Steam to the anon who rolled trips. The same rules apply here only I will be putting it back up to quads since this is a new thread, and it will be reduced if no one is winning. Here are the rules for all those interested:
1) Make a post that includes BOTH your username and your game of choice.
2) You may reroll as many times as you please.
THAT'S IT. Have fun, fellow robots. I hope I can brighten one of your guys' day.
>>35805951
quads are not going to come for at least 35+ minutes. /b/ has more posters so it comes faster
>>35805951
id/test404
South Park: Fractured But Whole
Thanks for doing this dude.
>>35805999
oh no. you wanted quads....... kill me please
MBTI thread.
Because we didn't have one for like a few hours.
Tfw having an INTJ friend and hes less intelligent but more successful than me
t. INTP
>>35805948
Are INFP's destined to be cucked for all eternity
Extrovert-worshipping cucks kys. You make actual introverts look bad
you herd it right
MBTI!
!
>tfw solomon
shalom
>>35805957
So we can agree that INTPs are basically Jews?
>>35806162
Solomon consorted with demons and his star is a demonic symbol.
>uncle anon pls save me from these bullies :(
wat do?
>>35805921
>>uncle anon pls save me from these bullies :(
>wat do?
Start fucking them
Fuck her tight asshole oregena
>>35805921
how can people be honestly attracted to 3DPD? They all look repulsive. It seems to take perfect angles, proportions, makeup and usually some photoshop to make women seem even mildly pretty.
Anonnie!! Come and get your brekky sweetie!!
Mommy made your favorite in her special oven again!!
*HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHH* *PLOP* *SPLAT* *prrrrrrrrt*
Oh wow that smells so delicious doesn't it?! be a good little boy and eat up all that yummy goodness off mommy's exposed soles! I want you to lick them clean when you're done!
I hate these creepy fantasy threads and captioned porn.
People don't actually talk like this.
>>35805874
>someone took time out of their lives to post this
w-why?
>>35805903
I downloaded SBBW vids to troll /fit/ with they only took 30 seconds to make and get me tons of (you)s
>"R ya winnin' son?"
>>35805839
damn, the feels. the thinly veiled in optimism and support disappointment
>>35805839
>Get back to studying
>tfw asian dad.
>tfw grew up Jehovah witness cult
>not allowed/not suppose to have birthdays
>never had birthday with my friends
>never had a big party and stuff
>spent my birthday with my family and maybe we'd go out and get a little food from a restaurant and maybe like 15-20 bucks
>tfw 90% of my family aren't Jehovah witnesses but i still never go out and have birthday parties with my friends because i only have 1 friend and i got so used to not having birthday parties not even motivated to host one
a-at least it was something, right?