>normies trade in their mommy for a gf
I'm sick at home right now and my mom made me hot cocoa while she cooks soup for me. She ran out to get all the ingredients I really like too. Later she's getting me dinner from anywhere I want since I'm her little sick baby.
Why would I ever want to move out or get a gf? No one will ever love you as much as mommy does.
>>35835127
does your mommy suck your dick?
>>35835127
Problem is she'll die, thats the whole point of it, GF is supposed to be mommy replacement and of course muh sex but with some more efforts...
>>35835145
no, but neither does a wife
>>35835163
she's only 44 and she is in good health. good try though normie
>lonely when you're alone
>lonely when you're surrounded by people
The reason why we don't wanna be part of normies is because their lives are too fucking shallow. The way they talk is just unbearable to listen, especially women, when I hear them talking in a group I really see what they really are. They are evil degenerate whores who only want to take and not give anything in return, just fuck them all.
>tfw too deep to not be lonely
>>35835102
>>35836359
y are u to intelligence to embrace epicureanism?
>>35835102
Yup.
This world is horrible.
Mom died little over a week ago and my father is very suicidal. Today he came to me and expressed to me that he'll soon transfer all assets to me and then afterwards may die.
Him and my mother have been together since they were 13 so he feels he cant really live without her and she said to me numerous times herself when she was alive.
Im scared now, I will have to stop college and protect and find a good stable place for my little brother and I pray he doesnt suicide. He cant even drive without road rage. Im more than likely sure by the end of the year he'll be dead too just to be with her. What do I do please this is serious
you must become his new wife (husband)
I'm not sure if this is bait, but I'll bite. First off, how old is everyone involved, including you.
>>35835111
Im 21, dad is 38 and my brother is 12. Mo passed and it feela ao unreal i cqnt even express it. Im taking it the best at the moment I dont have time to grieve cause im so so worried and trying to focus on getting everything secure so we still have the apartment
Anyone else into this motorsport? OAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtjeydU1KvU
>>35835039
> WRC
Even MotoGP is less boring
y u hatinn, y THO
looks hektik, the highlights are fun but I don't follow it. would be cool to rally myself but $$$ so I just play dirt rally
>1 week into nofap
>Feel like I'm about to explode
How do you fags do this for months on end
I felt happier jacking off once or twice a day honestly
Channel the energy into something else buddyroo.
>>35834997
It gets worse before it gets better. Eventually you'll get used to it, and you'll naturally start to lose desire and urges. Train your mind. Focus on the important things. Meditation helps, too. Monks are the ultimate no fap champions.
Channel it into shooting heroin, works like a charm for me!
Women have to constantly worry about bugs and critters crawling into their gaping holes kek
>impyling those bugs and critters can't crawl into our exposed pee pee hole
>>35835451
My pee hole isn't the size of my fist. I don't know about you
>>35834990
I guess you wouldn't want to sleep with your mouth open then
Why are /pol/ so bad at arguing?
>>35834982
>I used to hate Hillary
>but then someone on reddit called me a "Drumpftard" and it really got me thinking
Why are redditors so bad at arguing?Excellent bait btw
>>35835483
These two posts are exactly why trump won. No matter what side you were on, you felt antogonized. The only reason more people ended up voting for trump was because the media was shitting on the right alongside all the liberal cucks, so there were more people pissed at democrats in the end.
>>35835615
>more people ended up voting for trump
Hillary won the popular vote.
And I don't mean all those virgin neetfags here; only people who have no feeling for social conventions and graces, doing whatever they want with (almost) no shame nor embarrassment.
How do you deal with the important aspect of life (social circle, sex, occupation and living situation)?
Shameless self-bump, ya cunts.
i wish i could be like that ;_;
>>35836628
Well, there are is the tremendous advantage when it comes to self-development and -fulfillment. The huge disatvantage can be for example establishing a bond with someone, or getting a job since people as such usually tend to disrupt the flow of social "harmony" (better say illusion of harmony), and an possible employer can sense that.
There's a huge hurdle to overcome, unless you posess the ability to imitate "acceptable" behavior perfectly, or have at least a mentor who can tell you how to act normal.
Fucking pissed off right now
Tinder roastie
>I swipe right for everyone so don't feel special
>Swipe right
>She didn't swipe
>Wait 3 hours
>Wait 24hrs
>3days
>On public bus
>Roastie from high school sits across
>Doesn't say anything
>Knows we know each other
>Knows we should be over the whole high school drama thing
>Still ignores me looking straight ahead
>>35834839
>install tinder
>swipe left on obese women, single moms, girls who are "only looking for fun", and girls who I consider way too hot and out of my league
>~800 likes
>0 matches after 2 weeks
>uninstall
gg no re
http://store.steampowered.com/app/219640/
>Add Chivalry: Medieval Warfare to your account and play for FREE starting now until March 28th at 10AM Pacific Time! Once you add the game it will remain in your account after the free period, so don't miss out on this opportunity to play this first-person multiplayer slasher.
I used to fucking kick ass at this game, man-at-arms best class. needed skill.
>>35834784
No thanks I have for honor
I fucking hate that faggot game.
>Be shit at math
>95% of well paying jobs are closed off to me
Being good at English is fucking useless
>>35834780
>math
>high paying job
yeah all those highschool calculus teachers are a real bank
> Awful at Math
> Dyslexic
> Unable to program/code
>>35835149
>maths is only applied in education
Fuck off, retard.
Exactly how tight are pussies meant to be?
I lost my virginity to an escort this afternoon, but her pussy was very loose.
I was expecting it .... as she's a hooker after all, but she's a 24 y/o, uni student. Either her pussy is absolutely destroyed or i have a misconception about vaginas.
I was really struggling to come, in the end I paid an extra 50 pounds to go in her ass, and came in like 6 thrusts, it was the tightness I was hoping for !
>>35834756
She was made for black men mmm
petite tiny girls are the best <100lbs
obviously depends, but since she's hooking, and at such a young age, she's probably been around the block enough times to loosen her pussy into a state of no return. hopefully you losing your virginity helps you relax and find a girl to sleep with naturally and hers will be tighter bud
HOLY SHIT I JUST ASKED A GIRL OUT
waiting for her response now
>>35834751
If this post ends in a 7 she says yes
If anything else she says no
>>35834799
Dubs confirm it's a solid NO lol
good luck out there buddy
Can you kill yourself with apple seeds? I don't trust the Internet; I only trust you.
>>35834671
Theoretically, but you would need about 20-25 apples worth of seeds for 150lb person.
>>35834671
That's doable. You get eight apples in a pack.
>>35834671
DONT do it desu there's games and porn and tasting food and moonlight and quiet streets in the night!
My baby sister just turned 12 yesterday and a boy in her class gave her one of these for her birthday...
I've seen the threads about what these mean, but it's all a meme right???
Choke her
>with your dick
>>35834663
if he awarded her a black belt she most have passed his test...if you know wat i mean *wink*
Damn 12 years + choker thats fucking hot