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>>38944005
Are you British like me?

>>38944005
What's your living situation like? Neetbux? Live with parents?

What's your daily life, like?

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>>38944005
Heh I'm the opposite.

Ask an employed 26yo loser anything.

tfwnogf

I got a 32

I don't think I'm autistic, but I am very anti social and am strongly interested in my own hobbies

25
right on the edge

35
I think that was my last result too

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What makes you so sure anon? If you're so sure I assume you've used your limited time and resources to create your own nuclear fallout shelter for you and your family?

Also where are you from?

I am already depressed, I would rather put a bullet in my head than actually survive a nuclear apocalypse, things will be even worse then.

If it's going to happen I just hope it detonates right above me so I'm instantly obliterated and gone before I even know what happened. But living out in the middle of nowhere I'll probably die a slow agonizing death from radiation sickness.

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Just let reviewbrah have a quiet life.

I wish I could connect an oxygen mask to my phone to inhale these videos

I'm a vintage dresser (mostly...) and his clothes need some tailoring. Not 14-inch leg openings or anything, just a bit of waist suppression here, some leg shortening there... He also needs to iron some proper creases.

>>38943746
I use my phone upside down so that i can pretend to be visiting nahc4

>>38943746
Not really the other chans are too slow. Even Indiachan is too slow bc they're all busy working in their cubicles to post for fun

After the sharp fall in quality on 4chan I started using reddit. Might as well since they already flood this site. I also lurk on something awful but it's a bitch to navigate.

>>38943636
Ok what was it about then, give a tl;dr

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>>38943667
I was going to make a holocaust vent thread on /pol/ using stuff I read in Debating the Holocaust
I was pretty pissed off about article 19 and 21 during the Nuremberg trials and everything about Chelmno pisses me off. Then I just chucked in a couple extra things to fill the word limit
please no bully I'm too tired now

>make elaborate post, or OC I put effort into
>thread was 404d a long time before I finished

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i'm neither of those things but i am sexually frustrated.

i don't long for chad though. such is life.

>>38943635
I wish I was a girl so I could have filthy sex with a fat ugly robot, does that count?

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>>38943635
>tfw not exceptionally ugly or want Chad in any capacity but greasy, sexually frustrated and have unbelievably depraved fetishes

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>>38943622
Nice fucking try, asshole.

bullshit 6666-6666-6666-6666

Lemme try
FUCK-MEIN-LONG-DONG

>>38943604
Don't you mean North West, you autismohannaquanzika?

I want to believe that the US has anti-ballistic missle capacity after how long NK has been waving its dick around.

>>38943604

Do you mean northwest? I very much doubt they could hit the east coast

>>38943754
They can, the rotation of the earth would help the missile get there

I've got here Nutmeg and Tramadol. Which is the least shitty?

>>38943592
Make some tea.

>>38943753
Both are pretty shitty, but tramadol is probably the best bet

Nutmeg is hard to get the exact measurements for, and if you do it wrong, you'll just end up puking your guts out

>>38943438
I go for stealthy night wanks in my local park...

Does that count?

>>38943656
Hold on I think I've seen you before

>>38943438
but I'm already skinny

Apply for a job overseas senpai
https://jobs.goabroad.com/
see the world and bee yourself

Write down flexible but manageable to-do lists for your day. Include plenty of time for shitposting between short bursts of productivity (vacuum your floor, practice figure drawing, go for a run whatever). Make sure you get some physical activity in. The last item on each list should be writing the list for tomorrow.

It's very generic advice but it helps me.

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>>38943427
I just wanted to say op that no matter what, this polar bear will ALWAYS be walking toward you. No matter what.

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That's a pretty rare piece, I'd like you to grant me access to download this image in exchange for another rare bugs bunny

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I got some good bugs bunnys, here's a sampled, contact me if you want more

He should lay of the carrots for a while, bugs bunny.

>>38943198
Literally just stop being a bitch.

Before we talk about stopping it.

What's causing it?

You need to identify the source of your anxiety, for starters.

Can you recommend some?

I did this last night as I drove around in the rain. A bunch of anons gave me songs to play but I want to keep adding to my playlist.

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>>38943325
seconding this. also movies about being in love that aren't chick flicks

>tfw can't relate to love song, love stories, romances etc
I honestly don't get it, I ponder if I even have the ability to feel love.