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>more like God put the racist south underwater for being hateful fuckwads

feels good man

/pol/ everyone likes a racist joke. But you normie polfags have ruined them and take them to seriously. Fuck off to containment board.

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>>39562655
>entire post is an appeal to popularity
>calls other posters normalfags

>>39562249
By not doing what you did.

Start doing yoga until you can suck your own dick. That will fix it.

>>39562270
Would it be bad if I just drove up there, and kinda just watched from a distance for awhile?

I'll have a mask and shades on incase she notices

>>39562206

Fag, if you dont evac you're gonna get fucked

Since you're a NEET, no one's going to give a fuck if you evac or not. Have fun drowning while pinned to the ceiling of your basement.

>>39562397
Im a hard working Miamian, and im not evacuating shit faggot

>>39562176
Veganism inspires me. Not even the animal rights part. Learning about nutrition and how to cook properly and even growing my own vegetables
https://youtu.be/yMy_R6tlAGA
BTW Hitler was a vegetarian

>>39562176
I like drinking Budweiser and riding my dirtscooter

>>39562176
I build and paint scale models

i cant be the onyl one that does this

>>39562279
>i cant be the onyl one that does this

probably not

>>39562100
>having friends
>at all
Normalscum OUT

>>39562083
>look manager in the eye
>give him a firm handshake and ask for a job
It's really easy, son.

>>39562177
Don't forget to tuck your dick back first.

>>39562083
have a fucking spine and an actual desire to get work. you cant TEACH someone how to have ambition by asking on r9k ROFL?? JUST

i mean, id fuck her as would most of the neets on this board

oregano

Your right, this woman and any other woman could post her contact info on r9k and get multiple replies. Women cannot know loneliness except by choice, Women CANNOT be robots.

>puts on makeup
>draw eyebrows
>dresses provocatively
>push up bra
>goes to club
>gets drunk
>fucks Chad
>""""fembot""""

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>>39561875

What do they even talk about or do?

What do you do there?

It always seemed like a scam to me.

>>39561875
get a new therapist rofl? or actually utilize the one your shithole gobment is providing you??? all therapy is reliant on your ability to be open and honest.... m-maybe y-youre the problem.... ROFL??

If your goal is to have sex then I think you should put energy elsewhere
But have you learned anything or tried to improve yourself or even enjoyed the chance to talk to somebody?

Be me
>go to family house for holiday
>nice day
>drinking and talking to family
>night arrives
>everyone sleep
>start fapping
>goodfap.exe
>orgasm
>next day
I woke up hearing my mom say "did you see what anon was doing" maybe she wasn't talking about me fapping but just to be careful I haven't done it whenever I'm there

>>39561889
Would probably die of embarrassment in that situation desu

>>39561889
Was anyone else in the room while you were fapping? If so you kinda asked for it, if not they must be talking about something else

Because they're all having sex with Chad! This is the FIRST thing you would learn here, if you just lurked a bit

Why do you post this shitty thread every day? It's not true and you know it, you sperglord virgin retard.

does anyone have a link to the tinder stats that show that 79% of women compete for the top like 15 % of men (numbers may be off I dont remember exact). but anyways its because of that OP

>>39561757
just use your superior memory so you don't need notes

>>39561757
On paper. Laptop's clumsy and restricted. Only good for copying down text, but in that case you might as well just take a photo.

>>39561757
Pencil and paper

Only normies take notes on laptops

You have a tiny pea brain.

how on earth can you expect to cuddle and "be sub/dom" with this soyboy and him not get feelings for you

Jesus christ just try to think like a normal person

>>39561657
>virgin

If you know for a fact that he's a virgin then let him go. If he's chasing a transguy who isn't interested in sex or even kissing then he's wasting time that he could be spending trying to get laid from a real girl. At the very least, try and set up a date for him or tell him to look for someone else. Something. I bet he still think there's a chance.

I used to be friends with some transmen and if they started testosterone I would have dropped.

>>>/adv/
>>>/lgbt/

these boards were made to keep you and these threads off of /r9k/

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>>39561602
What did he mean by this? really activates my almond

>>39561833
What the fuck??? Delete this post right now.

I just use paint. It takes 5 seconds.

KEK what a loser. Everyone uses Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram, Whatsapp. Get over it.

>>39561550
>Browse normiebook for 10 minutes
>Want to fucking kill myself
That's your own fault. If you are a robot and you use Facebook you're torturing yourself.
>Holy shit can somebody please explain to me why normies are so fucking hollow and vapid and stupid?
That's just how society is now.

>>39561550
How's sophomore year buddy?

>>39561491
I live in FL. The storm has already been downgraded. I work in healthcare so either way, I'm gonna be wageslaving away. Btw Super Mario Sunshine is kino

>>39561534
>>39561491
OK I was just trying to cope. I'm actually scared. I have JUST gotten my life on track and now some fucking weather is putting that all at risk. Fuck this hurricane

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>>39561673
bruh
thats just the first
of three
jose and lee are coming