>use or buy less eyeliner because you cry so much and it's expensive but you need eyeliner "for yourself" as in so you don't look in the mirror and see an eldritch horror
>>35131129
Fuck off
Trigonometry
>covering up the monstrosity instead of denying it through self-destruction
>tfw no eye make-up caked gf
>sperg from steam is msging me
how do I make him fuck off
>tomato girl poster making shit threads
how do I make him fuck off
>friend just jumps into my game without saying anything and then runs around me trying to get attention
>completely ignore him until he leaves or actually says something like a normal person
>>35131036
Ugh I know they're the fucking worst.
Oh hello there! Tell me about yourself!
>>35130989
I despise this question. It's not nearly specific enough
Kys k? Bye!
THE DESIRE TO CRUSH NORMIE SKULLS BREWS WITHIN ME, MY BRETHREN, BRING ME THEIR CHADS, THEIR STACEYS AND THEIR BETA ORBITERS, I WILL MAIM, RAPE AND KILL ALL OF THEM IN A UNENDING QUEST TO QUELL MY INSATIABLE HATRED, I MUST SEE DISMEMBERED LIMBS AND HEAR THEIR ANGUISHED SCREAMS, MY BLOODLUST WILL NOT TOLERATE ANYTHING ELSE!
I CANNOT TAKE IT ANY LONGER MY BROTHERS! IN THIS MOMENT, I ONLY LUST FOR THEIR SUFFERING, NORMIES, I NEED MORE NORMIES!
>>35130974
WELL SPOKEN BROTHER , I TOO HAVE GONE TOO LONG WITHOUT THE TASTE OF NORMIE BLOOD LACES MY TONGUE
TOO TEAR A CHAD'S ARMS OFF, AND TO WATCH HIM BLEED TO DEATH BEFORE CRUSHING HIS BODY WHOLE, THAT IS WHAT IT MEANS TO INDULGE IN TORMENT, TO WATCH A HOSPITAL BURN IN FLAMES AS CHILDREN SCREAM IN AGONY, THAT IS WHAT IT MEANS TO INDULGE IN SADISM, AND TO LEVEL A PLANET WHOLE, LEAVING NOTHING BEHIND BUT A SMOLDERING BALL OF ASH AND THE CHARRED SKELETONS OF NORMIES, THAT IS WHAT IT MEANS TO INDULGE IN CHAOS MY BROTHER
EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT NOW EXCITES ME, I TOO SHARE YOUR IMPATIENCE! BRING ME MORE NORMIES! I MUST FEAST ON THEIR HOPELESSNESS!
>>35130974
>>35131195
YOU NEED NOT WAIT MY BROTHERS, LOOK AROUND, THE NORMIES YOU SO DESPISE INFEST THE VERY GROUNDS WE WALK, THEY HAVE INFILTRATED OUR RANKS, MASQUERADED AS OUR OWN AND HAVE DEFILED OUR DOGMA, SOME OF BRASH ENOUGH TO NOT EVEN HIDE THEIR INCONGRUENCE
WE MUST PUNISH THEM FOR THEIR FOLLY! AND WE MUST TORMENT THEM FOR OUR LUST! COME NOW MY BROTHERS, LET US ERADICATE THESE INTERLOPERS!
>>35131279
WHAT!?!?!?! THIS CANNOT BE! HOW DARE THEY, HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?! THE RAGE, IT IS CONSUMING ME, MY ENTIRE BODY IS ENGINE OF ETERNAL CARNAGE, I MUST KILL!!!!
NORMIES GET OUTTTTT!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can we talk about flaking? I seriously dont understand a woman's mindset when it comes to this. A guy asks you out, you accept knowing that you had other shit to do that day, instead of just fucking telling him you're busy you accept his offer. The day rolls around and anon-kun is excited to actually take a girl out. *gets text*
"Sorry anon-kun, I had some stuff come up, I dont think we can hang today, maybe some other time"
So now anon-kun is sitting at home with a wasted day.
Can someone please fucking explain the logic of this shit or is just bitches being bitches yet again?
>>35130777
>anon-kun
>naruto
Real wonder why nobody wants to date you
>>35130777
That's not flaking that's canceling.
At least you got a response.
Probably because she had better things to do.
Like Chad .
It may be some kind of test or she just changed her mind. Don't over think this, it's either one of those.
Have you ever stopped loving a family member after he became gay? I always got along well with my brother, mas since he became gay I simply can't get close to him, the worst part is that he is always saying bullshing like "If the seahorses are gay, it means that homosexuality is natural". Pic related is him.
Giver him the D covered in peanut butter
>>35130572
Not a "family member" but a very close friend who was once someone I called my best friend. He was like family. He didn't become gay but he did come out as a cross dresser who wanted to live as a woman. Wanted to accept it but it was like the friend I once knew was gone and therefor dead so that's the way I've been treating the situation.
>>35130572
Stopping loving your family member because you don't agree with his sexual preference is kinda hypocritical.
If you have superpowers you cannot be a robot.
What if my superpower is being a lonely, kissless, handholdless, complimentless, shitposting virgin?
>>35130540
That s wht you think
same rules
come and be comfy
share comfy things
tell me abt your day
:)
comfy bump
My day has been good so far, got up early and the morning was really nice. Had a good breakfast at a nice place, and I came home and played a bit with zsh and discovered some nice features. It's also my first attempt in a while to start doing computer stuff again, this time without artificially held standards (well, just some).
Now I probably brew me a coffee, and I don't know, either read the book I've been reading or keep hacking at zsh.
>>35130437
Hi, OP.
My day just started, but so far it's alright. My kid's still asleep, nobody really up and about yet, so i had a chance to prepare some breakfast and and smoke a nice kush bowl. Gonna probably head out and train today, after that get home, clean, spend time with kid, prepare food, and play some red dead redemption and wait till everybody falls asleep so I can hit more weed.
Just another comfy day.
Why don't you have a wife?
Why don't you have money?
>Wife
I could if I want one, but I don't want any kids and if I/she decided that we should divorce then I have to deal with bullshit alimony.
>>35130422
>Why don't you have a wife?
Another guy would be a better husband than I would.
If you don't sympathise with Elliot Rodger, you're not a robot
If you do sympathize with him, you're unintelligent.
>>35130399
How so, what's unintelligent about it?
I don't condone the killings, but I sympathise with him as a person.
OHHH YEAHHH! STRETCH IT, ROBOT!!! STRETCH IT!!!
>>35130202
>this is what gay people are
Disgusting desu
OP is stick in 2001
>>35130202
To think, there was a time I was shocked by goatse.
So how do you make meaningful relationships? Lots of people talk about having life long friends, but I have only ever had two friends that would even be willing to ask me to hang out with them since elementary school. I can't even consider most people that say that they're my friends as friends. I've tried online friends in high school, but in the end it's just not the same as human interaction. Now I'm in college and am lonely and just want to end it, how do I start repairing myself?
>>35130198
Oh OK I guess I'll never know
>>35130271
Maybe this wasn't the best place to ask about making friends
What went wrong? Could he have won?
>>35129946
Hey so i noticed you post with the same IP address every time you post this thread.
Which isnt smart if youre gonna shitpost on 4chan.
Ill let you have your fun ok, but stop posting on this board, go to /pol/ or r/donald alright?
>>35130007
When have I ever posted this thread before?
>swear off porn/fapping forever
>fap anyway
Where did I miscalculate?
>>35129850
>Where did I miscalculate?
When you thought not masturbating would improve your life in any way.
>>35129850
>finish fapping
>no longer horny
>fapping is easy to resist
>get horny
>body now telling you over and over again to fap
>can't help yourself
>fap
And the cycle begins anew.
>>35129850
Idunno. Probably at the stop fapping part. Im gonna fap in about 10 minutes from now and none of you is gonna stop me.
>at the movies with cousin
>sitting next to qt
>she starts a conversation with me
>I'm annoyed because I was watching the movie but I talk to her anyways
>after the movie
>That was nice, anon. Want my number?
>Why would I want that?
>Oh...Nevermind
>okwhateverijustwanttogohomeandsleepimtired.webm
>go home
>realize what just happened
Why am I like this?
>>35129842
Stop humble bragging you piece of shit. You're just as bad as the normies. Go suck on a hand grenade, cunt.
>>35129842
Jave a (You) and kindly fuck off, anon.