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Why haven't you joined your local BDSM community yet?
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Because I'm not into bdsm

I'm into being hugged and held by a qt gf as I fall asleep in her breasts
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>>35930622
cause BDSM is something you start doing after you had a lot of sex. Being a virgin, it's not doable
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>>35930622
If you are not Chad you can only get into those with used up, middle aged women.

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Holy shit, what happened to moot?
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Google must be draining his life energy to keep Google+ alive.
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>>35930580
is that what his supposed job is?
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>>35930539
4chan is his phylactery, now that Hiroshima is slaughtering it moot is kill

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Is being a woman technically a mental illness?
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>>35930485
>Is being a woman technically a mental disability*?
ftfy and yes
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if that meme definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results, then being alive is a mental illness
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Why am i attracted to this so much?

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>contact old close childhood friend after years
>we meet
>he is a normie
>we talk about our lives for hours
>generally have a good time and we both open up, he kinda understands me and I kinda understand him
>one of his friends called
>the way he casually talked with him made me feel weird
>like, no matter how hard I try, I will never be "really" normal, I will never "get it"

Does anyone else feel like this?
Like, you're lacking "something" to ever be normal?
I feel like years of solitude and mental illness and only talking on this anonymous website has broken something inside me.
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>>35930468
I also feel I lack that "thing", so many times I have tried to get friends. Im so sick of failing at it.
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>>35930468
I'm not even able to relate to other robots... so thinking about normies is a pain in the arse
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>I feel like years of solitude and mental illness and only talking on this anonymous website has broken something inside me.

Yes. Might as well embrace it at this point.

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Is it weird that I have a creepshot collection of a woman I know
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no. same. the fact that I know them makes creeps hot. random creeps from internet dont turn me on.
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>>35930424
Not at all, amigo.
How do you take them?
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>>35930424
>I have a creepshot collection of a woman I know
postem

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Any other lonely anons here who happen to like Rainbow Six: Siege?

Wanna have some robot friends to operate together...Preferable some that don't mind talking on skype/discord.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/chunkycrow
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I would, but I'm new and terribly bad at the game
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>>35931353

Don't worry, it's all about the "fun", mate.
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>>35930403
>tfw too beta to play anything but terrorist hunt

>ywn whip a femanon until she passes out from the pain
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>ywn tickle a femanon until she faints from giggles
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>>35930362
>ywn be the femanon whipped until she passes out from pain
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>>35930362
>ywn put a maleanon up for public use and lick him clean every night

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If you press this button, a random person dies.

Do you press it?
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>>35930294
Can the random person be me
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>>35930294
7 billion times.
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>>35930314
I too want the same things in life. Yes, does that red button euthanasia MYSELF?

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>Insert song lyrics in all caps
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ANGLE PLEASE DONT GO
ILL MISS YOU WHEN YOU GO
PLEASE STAY-
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MY HATRED FOR YOU
IS UNPARALLELED
AND IT'S STRONG
SO MUCH SO
IT CAN ESCAPE AND TAKE TANGIBLE FORM
MANIFEST A HEAD
FEET
TWO LEGS
HANDS AND TWO ARMS
POSSESSED
HATRED IN THE FLESH
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CULTIVATE YOUR HUNGER BEFORE YOU IDEALIZE

MOTIVATE YOUR ANGER TO MAKE THEM ALL REALIZE

CLIMBING THE MOUNTAIN, NEVER COMING DOWN

BREAK INTO THE CONTENTS, NEVER FALLING DOWN

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>go into bedroom

>see this

How do you handle this situation?
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is that a fucking plastic bag?
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>>35930251
Make an ASMR barbershop foreplay video.
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Why is your pussy hair black? I thought you were a blonde.
Get the hell out subhuman.

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I wonder what's going on here...
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>>35930221
>I wonder what's going on here...
Starvation and child-rape
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>>35930221
Your ceush is getting fucked there.
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ITT: We describe the country Chad
National anthem, flag, economic pillars etc.

Obviously Chad has a strong football team. Alcohol market is probably well

>that feeling when you have no female partner.
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>>35930213
Haven't seen shit like this all day thanks for the original post friend
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>>35930213
You get used to it when you become a wizard. Mostly because you will have the money for other hobbies.
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>tfw you wonder if your soulmate is out there as you sense the slightest bit of her presence protruding from the edge of the darkest corner of your heart

One month into our three month Hiatus. How are you guys holding out?
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>>35930171
Why is she so perfect, goddamn???
>tfw no hairy armpit licking gf
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Not great since you keep reminding me, you mong.
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>>35930438

What in the hell is the context of that image?

I've found that they key to living a life of relative happiness and contentedness is to lower your standards and expectations. Take myself, for example. Most people would try day in and day out trying to get a girlfriend in the hopes of getting laid and finding companionship. I, on the other hand, would settle for a virtual girlfriend and a dog for companionship, and my hand for eliminating sexual tension. Why not follow suit, robots?
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>>35930146
I've done this a long time ago, OP

Feels fucking wonderful
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>>35930146
'''with a dog, you don't need your hand,,,
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>>35930146
I have anon but it's not so simple and can be tougher/easier depending on the person. I am still a bit attached to this world and so it brings me pain but I believe these things can be minmaxed basically

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>be sperg in 6th grade
>qt girl in 5th grade
>have cousin in 5th grade
>he's the closest thing to a friend I had
>I tell him I think she's cute
>he tells her
>she tells everyone in her class
>everyone knows I like her know
>during recess I see her and some kids from her class walk towards me
>one of the boys points at me and screams "there he is!"
>they start running towards me
>I go full naruto and start running away from them
>I jump off a small ledge and land on the grass
>the grass had a huge pudle on it so I slip and fall straight on my ass
>the retarded kid with severe cerebral palsy sees me fall and starts laughing his ass off while going apeshit in his wheelchair
>I get up, run away and hide
>fast forward 15 years
>haven't talked to any women since then
>this one moment managed to fuck me up so bad I don't even trust anyone anymore so much that I don't even have friends
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>>35930097

Do you really want the rest of your life to be defined by a small fuck-up from your childhood OP? Many people have gone through much more traumatic events and overcome them to live normal lives, you could too. Seek therapy about it if you can't do it alone.
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>>35930097
And the worst part OP is that every single girl is like that. No matter who you date they will tell everyone and you will be judged. It's all just a big fucking joke to them
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>>35930744
This

I remember that I pissed myself in front of the school when I was in elementary school it didn't really effect me.

I'm still socially inept though but for completely unrelated reasons.

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