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Daily reminder that she'll always compare you to the biggest dick she has fucked.
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good thing i have an 8x6 brehs
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Big dick =/= good fuck

That being said, you're literally being compared to everyone. My advice is to find a virgin and explore her sexuality together, totally help her discover herself and you'll be a sex God no matter the dick size.
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That's fine cause at least I'll never be the smallest.

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i got banned from /mu/
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>>36668018
mu is shit
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>>36668018
What'd you do, original dummy
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>>36668018
Song for this feel?

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Manliness is a spectrum.

Where do you reside? How much of a man are you, really?
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>>36668017
somewhere off 90
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>>36668017
If you have to put on a show you arent a man and never will be. A man does things not asks for permission. Hes a good person not someone who waits for others to tell him hes a good boy.
Ive only met one man ever that I respect.
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>>36668060
>A man is ... a good person
Why the fuck would being good be a requirement to occupy that position

So, it seems that there are a few people on this board that want a shut-in/NEET gf, and have the means to provide for one. The problem is that if we're out wageslaving, we aren't going to be active on the internet as much as a NEET grill would.
So, do you anons have any thoughts on where we could go to increase our chances of finding one?
NEET grills could also identify themselves in this thread
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>>36668007
You just need time off to search for NEET fembots.

Post more pics.
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>>36668426
Her name is Neeko
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>>36668741
More Neeko waifu content

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Why don't we have a /fem/inist board, yet?
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>>36667989
Because Hiro doesn't give a fuck about the site and is only out for the money
He did make a lot of boards but let's be honest it wasn't him it was the mods that now run the site with no control or direction
Also it's a shitty idea, there is already lfbt if you want to be a faggot and mlp if you want to be part of a dead community
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>>36667989
Here's that juicy reply (You) wanted.
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>>36667989
You can discuss ideologies like that on /pol/.

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Make a Story about what do you consider a perfect life.

Mine is just living in New York.
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Why would you want to live in a polluted shit hole?
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I don't think I will ever be happy but that's because I'm crippled, can't feel my cock, and myself

so my perfect life is anything where I am healthy
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>>36667960
Earning 2-3k a month in my city. I'd probably make myself a perfect life.

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Continuation of the last two threads. Rules are explained in pic related. Have fun rolling, robots.
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It was fun but I think there needs to be a kind of number that gets you something that is rare but isn't dubs, trips or quads
And there should be rules for emergent kingdoms
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>>36667942
BLu left
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>>36667942
purpel up

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>mom found the ap
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>mom found the nyt
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>>36667900
>sister found NBC Universal
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>>36667900
>nana found my poop shrine

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What are some subtle signs that a person is racist, and really doesn't like you...?

Ive tried making friends with a lot of white people where I live, but they just respond pretty antagonistically.

One example is I offered my seat to some old white lady in the doctor's office and she just flat out said "no". Not "no thank you" or anything just a cold no. Then when some white guy came out and offered her one she took it. I couldn't believe it.....
Im not disease ridden because im not white. I just wanted to help an old lady standing up.

Even when I tried making friends with white people at my uni, they just act like they are afraid of me or something. It makes me feel like ill never really socialize properly because the color of my skin makes people automatically hate me before they get to know me....
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Non-whites are by far the most racist people on earth, which is funny since according to the jew media whites are the racist ones...lmao, facts don't lie.
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>>36667888
Not disagreeing with you,but I live currently in a majority white area and the white people here are pretty damn racist.
Its seriously depressing me
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>>36667819
I guess it might be where you live, or something about your appearance/attitude. If a black dude wanted to be my friend I'd treat him the same as any other friend, if he shared my interests of course

Hey pss. Hey you. Yes, you! Sitting in front of your computer like an idiot. You know what time it is? It's time to stroke your stupid dick to anime feet. I don't have time to explain but you absolutely have to do it NOW. I want you to pull your pants and underwear down and start stroking your dick while looking at anime feet and imagining licking the soles and between the toes.
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*cums*
oh yeah bb
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> doesn't post more feet
shameful. I'll dump my collection.
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I'm not sure why people hate foot fetish so much. It's really mild in comparison to some other stuff. It can also be quite poor and intimate.

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Looking for an Austrian fembot gf, no traps pls.
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>>36667738
>Looking for an Austrian fembot gf
Ok cool I am Austrian
>no traps pls
Um, why not tho?
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>>36667738
Austrians are pretty easy.
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>>36667774
Because I'm not gay sorry

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I am hopelessly addicted and obsessed with anything incest related, no matter if it's nbr. Watching incest based anime to reading serial killer articles with tiny bits of incest in them or real life incestuous family stories in the internet
>tfw can't even get a hard-on unless hentai is incest
What is wrong with me? It's to the point that I cannot think of a romantic relationship that does not involve incest

Originaldino
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>>36667686
Thank christ none of my female family members are attractive.
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>>36667686
My girlfriend was raped from the age 6 to 13 by her father and anyone her dad let fuck her. She's pretty fucked up and is extremely sensitive to potential sexual trauma. Fucks like a pro though.

I hope I helped ruin incest for you
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Nothing wrong there m8

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If you had to accept immigrants from the following 2 countries which would you choose and why?
>India
>China
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I don't think I've met many Chinese immigrants. I went to middle school with one Chinese immigrant girl, she was pretty cool. Real smart and nice and everyone liked her even though she didn't fit in at all, as it was an all black and Mexican school and the only Asians there were laos and cambodian. I've come into contact with a lot of Indians though and they're really strange people. They also seem to congregate in the middle of the street for some reason. I'd rather have Chinese.
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indians.

the chinese are extremely rude slanty eyed jews.
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China. There are some attractive Chinese women, Indians are all shit.

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Has anyone else here experience smoking weed all day? I think it's literally a cure to my autism. At least my depression.

It makes everything feel like an adventure like your whole day even going to the store doesn't feel mundane. You look at everyone there and just know you're ok a whole different level. It helps me think short term enough to where I can actually do chores and shit and not feel stressed out. Helps me sleep like a fucking baby. Helps me get out of bed. I can actually just lay down and enjoy a movie now.
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if you can smoke weed without having a panic attack then you are a complete normie

please go to /soc/
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get ready for dem voices
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>>36667621
All day is excessive if that's ALL you're doing. You should make edibles and microdose all day. It does help though.

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My conversation with my dad minutes ago

>anon we spoke to your grandparents and they said they want you to come to Guangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can make your normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you're getting better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try living in china. You can go with your grands to buy a computer once you're there.
>okay I'll think about it and let you know
>you can't keep being like this, just remember that.
Looks like my family's had enough.
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anon, we've had enough, stop making this thread everyday, its embarrassing and stupid
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You posted this a week ago anon, stop it
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>>36667491

I admire your dedication anon, pretty similar to pic related

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