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>>35796187
you're a boy, stop asking about cocks

>>35796249
*cough* *wheeze*
pal, that ain't... that just ain't in the cards.

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I imagine it's intimidating. Big dicks while pretty are scary to take. Or so I've heard

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>>35796180
I hardly ever see racism on /r9k/ so fuck off normie cunt. Eat my salted crusty ass.

>>35796180
You could try leaving our board, faggot.

I have seen a grand total of 5 black people in real life and they were all upstanding gentlemen as far as I could tell.
Yet I am racist and I like to engage in cuckposting and I get triggered when there are niggers in my video games.
Literally what did I mean by this?
There was no intentional irony in this post btw.

>>35796138
Then stop being a cuck and act on it or leave

>>35796138
>interacting with a female
get out

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>>35796138
>unescapable friendzone
it's easy to escape the "friendzone" you just stop pining over the cunt and go find another chick.

>>35796123
I don't know what you should have done, but she probably did want to be consoled.

>>35796123
She probably just wanted you to feel bad for her and didn't want actual advice.

Just fishing for pity

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You have to coddle women
How have you not figured that out?
They are special citizens with special privileges

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Because you are hating a group for the actions of individuals

There is no objective reason to hate or enjoy anyone or anything.

>>35796107
not really worth the effort

god that must feel nice

>>35796094
where can i watch this?

only for the feet

>>35796163
that's mackenzie dern

Me sort of. I browse the web.

Me on most days. I'm tired of it. It feels awful to wake up and do nothing but scroll through my phone until it's time to go back to sleep.

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>yfw normies spend 12 hours a day doing shit they dont want to do

>>35795998
reading these threads.
I got out of punk music after my friends that got me into it as a teen moved from pop-punk to street punk. But I never discarded the worthless elitism that punk music gave me.
For example, if someone were to call blink 182 or green day punk, I would think less of them and their taste, even though my taste is music is honestly trash now

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>>35795998
1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l37jr5dAJxQ
2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4dqfrzJPbc

I am very different....

>>35796061
How are they not the very definition of punk? It's like calling Eminem rap. They made it the genre it is.

>>35795957
To be fair, "himself" is someone who's willing to do the physical work that makes him look the way he does. Obviously not everyone is naturally handsome, but most can approach that with work.

>>35795999
Shut up. Just shut the fuck up.

>>35795957

honestly he'd be super average looking but he choose to take care of himself

just imagine what he'd look like in bad clothes, bad hair cut, bad grooming and 50 lbs overweight ... he'd post here regularly

actually an inspirational picture if you think about it

Religion is for queers.

taoism

but you'll find it's basically anti-religion, thus not the crutch you're after

Atheism is pretty good.

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>mfw charlie don't surf

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i just wanted to learn how to fucking cook man

>>35795892
It's pretty disheartening desu. I wanted to give my all to my country, but I just keep being told "just wait for now".

pop loli I'm sweatin'

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>>35795802
Yes, but it is hard since asian women are racist against non-white men

Yes.

t. half asian

I can give you my discord id so we can sex.

I wrote a rant regarding that this morning. For people like us, yeah, I guess it is. I'm here for you tho anon.

yes, you have no qualities worth loving or appreciating

me neither lol

Doesn't Tinder have gender settings for traps now?

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>>35795773
Too afraid to out myself publicly like that

>>35795807
Yea I see that now.. You're only exposing your "interest" to traps though right. No one else can see it. Just post a body or lower face pic, yolo.

>>35795699
drugs my dude
Your chemicals are fucked the wrong way. You need to fuck them the right way.

>>35795711
already tried almost every anti depressive that exists, anon...

>>35795699
Get ECT, maybe that'll do something :^)