>"Friends" that ghosted me for months suddenly ask to watch movie
What do?
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>>37927464
Don't respond in any way, of course. How is this even a question?
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>>37927464
>take shower
>watch movie with friends
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>>37927464
Go and hope that the movie is not the Boku no Pico trilogy. Or do, if it's your kind of thing, that is.
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>meet up with cousin and his friends
>don't fit in so I drink more than them
>drink ten pints during the night
>not a big drinker
>blackout
>wake up early
>got to catch the buss home
>cousin ignore me
>apparently I really annoyed his friends
>puke in plastic bag during buss ride
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>>37927416
Banquet is shit
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>>37927505
Their fried chicken in a box is pretty good. You just can't get anything that seems too good. The Salsbury steak is good too
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>>37927619
>good
It's not good anon
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Did you drop out of high school? If so, why?
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>>37927396
I didn't but my close friend did because he was a problem student, and it didn't help that the teachers were literally slandering him on his permanent record.
>tfw he just got a GED and started being an electrician and im currently a NEET even though I was in the top 4 percent of SAT scores
Academia doesn't really mean shit these days, just prove you're useful
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I dropped out in 12th grade because I didn't give a shit about schoolwork and would've had to repeat the grade.
They had me in the fucking tard room
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I did it out of laziness. I didn't want to get up and go to school.
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I NEED TO EAT SOME GIRL'S SHIT!!! I NEED IT SO BAD! I KNOW THERE IS SOME PERVERTED SCAT GF OUT THERE!!
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wanna fuck her so hard
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how do people get so lost op?
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No porn allowed on this board for a good reason, ban OP.
This place doesn't need to turn into another /b/
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At this point i just don't care about appearance anymore. I don't even want a gf, i want a wife, they don't have to be pretty. Pretty people are narcissistic and somewhere along the way in the future they will probably think "hmm i'm pretty, i should deserve more".
I want to have a daughter. I want to be a very good father that she loves me a lot and i'm very meaningful to her.
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>>37927355
>I don't even want a gf, i want a wife
according to you, what would be the difference between those two concepts?
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>>37927378
I want to start a family. Not just goofing around. What's the point of bf gf ? Social media/social sensationalization
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>>37927422
Your wife is just a gf who agrees to a serious commitment with you its really not any different than a gf they are still the same person. Some people stay together for decades and have children but never get married don't assume you need to get married to be happy and serious with someone you can still do that with a gf.
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Good morning wagecucks, how was your night?
did you have a good sleep?
Boy, I sure hope you enjoy your two days free from slavery, I will sure enjoy them... despite not being a wagie and having true freedom all the days of my life.
See you later wagie, I'll be here warming my fingers with my guitar, while I I fumble with a melody or two.
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>>37927335
I'm a musician, my job is to literally play music for fun and get paid for it.
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>>37927335
I'm looking forward to seeing yet another thread about some autistic neetcuck bitching about his parents kicking him out unles he gets a job. You degenerates are worse than niggers.
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>>37927335
You are the best thing on r9k.
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If I stepped on black mold that was fairly wet in a restroom, would rinsing it be a good or bad idea?
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>>37927333
don't rinse, just leave it there
water will activate the mold further causing the infection to spread
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>>37927333
put bleach in a bucket and dip your foot in
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>>37927362
well shit, I rinsed it
how long it take to spread
tell me about the feelest feel you felt today
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>>37927321
I want to go trip out in a park with a friend but then I realized I have no friends
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>>37927321
My birthday today and nobody has wished me happy birthday, including my parents in the other room
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>>37927408
Happy birthday anon ( :
Orogonalo
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Salem alakum
I'm looking for a boyfriend , must earn six figure salary and know how to treat a princess xx
MUSLIMS ONLY!! Converts accepted ;)
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>>37927279
cant convert sry
its not about the booze its about pork
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>>37927279
You broke my ramadan on the last day. Gj you harammy cunt
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Two camels and five goats to your father.
I'll kill you if you're not a virgin
I've hit rock bottom
Anyone else?
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Rock bottom doesn't exist
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>>37927274
There is no rock bottom
Every hole you dig only stops when you stop digging.
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I don't know why she hates me so
I think about her so much, make it stop
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When did you wear your last diaper?
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bump
degenerate
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Bout a month ago.
Yeah, I'm into that.
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>>37927267
I think around 5 years old. It's really hard to remember
I am grading exams
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Be kind to the autists and mean to the normies. You do know the different between the 'Virgin Write' and 'Chad Calligraphy', right?
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I bet that's pretty tedious. Maybe consume drugs or alcohol beforehand? Coffee at the very least
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>>37927418
>'Virgin Write' and 'Chad Calligraphy'
explain
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>pretend to take an obvious bait
>friccin morons start calling me a summerfag
who /interwebmischief/ here ?
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>make clearly false statements
>people agree with me
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You metaphorically rubbed shit all over yourself? Wow, you're hardcore.
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>>37927244
>>37927138
who are you quoting?
why do i keep getting muted?
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How do I deal with the fact I'll never marry my celebrity oneitis?
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die f. freak
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Are you sure you want a feminist tomboy as your wife?
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>>37927123
because there's laws against marrying little boys
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Tfw my little takes care of me more than i take care of her and she loves doing it. She makes all my panic attacks and mental illnesses go away most of the time we talk and she loves me unconditionally.
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Your little what?
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>>37927175
you are too young to post on this board if you don't know what a little is.
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>>37927196
You are too disgusting a normalfag to post on this board