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Would you rather -
>eat a girls ass?
or
>get a handjob?
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>>35880721
Neither. I'd rather fap or have missionary sex with a girl I care about.
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Eat ass, all day every day. Especially if it's smeared with her shit
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>>35880741
>have missionary sex with a girl I care about.
My gf is obese (like a good 230lbs) and I only have a small dick. We can't do missionary as I just cant get close enough to get it in, can just about touch the tip on to her roastie and there's no room left after that.
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Im closer to 30 than 20 at this point
I cant relate to most of you since most of you are either still in high school or still in college
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>>35880707
the avg user age of this board is 35
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Have you never seen the daily 25+ threads?
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>25.5 here
>Lost my virginity at 24
>Now in a long term relationship with an amazing girl
It gets better sometimes boys.
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>He hasn't given up and made a tulpa
Not a real robot
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>>35880705
I've tried, but i can't focus for long enough, and I'm still hesitant to make a separate "sentient" being in my mind when it would probably adopt my hatred of being alive.
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enjoy going fucking insane
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>He has the mental endurance needed to make a tulpa
Shoo away normalfag
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>go to /pol/
>"Trump has failed as President in x and y, and his political positions, including x, y and z."
>"Sage. SAGE!"
>"S-shut up, shill. S-share Blue! CTR"
>"Praise le kek! OP dies tonight. Digits le confirm XD. CENTIPEDES! Le God Emperor Trump!"
>"Shitskin! K-kike!"
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>>35880703
/pol/ died a long time ago mate
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>/pol/ is an echochamber shithole
Say it ain't so
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Yeah /pol/ has come a long way since the Ron Paul era
I'm Asian. I feel a pain when I see Non-Asians going after Asian Girls. This must be how Whites feel about the BLACKED meme. It hurts! Why can't you weaboos back off a bit? You have cute girls in your own race too...
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>>35880638
>Thinking we're going to listen to some chink on the internet
fuck off faggot, evolve or die.
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>>35880638
Happy to trade our narcissistic roasties for your well mannered qts desu.
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>>35880638
>be asian
>dated some asian
>fuck asians chicks i want a white chick
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I'm a girl who has a fat fetish and I want to have sex with a SSBBW. I have no clue where to find one. Help??
Seriously
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>>35880549
Are you that girl who's obsessed with thick women and makes a thread about it every single fucking day? Get some help dyke
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>>35880587
No, I'm not lol
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Become a delivery driver.
A certain percentage of the customer base HAS to get food delivered because they are physically incapable of leaving their house or care facility.
By the way- care facility- just like a retard or a 99 year old- death's fucking door, the saddest people in the world- you're basically a fucking necrophile.
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/britfeel/ Straight out of Europe edition
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Germany cucked once more by superior Anglos.
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>>35880519
Show him any muslim country in the world.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rdt5XNvPkc
Lady Maria a cute.A cute cunt.
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only gone and got my self a gf lads
what do i do with it?
Who /intelligentandnihilisticwithawickedsenseofhumour/ here?
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>>35880466
I wouldn't say that I am too intelligent.
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>>3588046
cool thread
originolio
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>>35880466
For me, it's the McChicken. Intelligent, nihilistic, and with an original sense of humor.
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Is dressing in a sexualised manner empowering or objectifying
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>>35880365
i Iove this pic XD
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>RRREEE I'M NOT MAD BECAUSE I'M ON MY PERIOD
>constantly joke among themselves about raging on their period
What did women mean by this?
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>>35880365
It's neither. It's a wardrobe choice. We're not in Saudi Arabia, it's not brave or daring to dress like a slut. It's just slutty.
>is it objectifying
Who the fuck cares? People have opinions about everything and anything. If you're okay with being seen as a slut, go for it. If not, wear a turtleneck.
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Its that time of the day again.
I have an abstract feel. Or more or less the compulsion to articulate one I've had for some time.
People seem to accept varying degrees of how pathetic you may be depending on how it suits them.
Or perhaps society does, as a whole, not the individual people or persons.
I am, pathetic.
I have secret underlying childlike directives that inhibit my performance as a common human being.
I know this.
People know this, if they ask or watch me long enough.
None do, nor do they ever find themselves a reason to.
In the grand scheme of things very few of us are very important to others.
Perhaps you matter to people you know, but the world is too large, full of strangers who do not give a fuck about you.
Perhaps a few odd ones who pretend to based off ulterior motives or mental instability.
Friendly strangers are disturbing.
Being innately purposefully pathetic while not inherently exhibiting the characteristics at a glance is... Complicated.
Like someone peeking in on you sitting upright and leaving, ignorant to the fact you are having a quiet aneurysm or seizure.
I struggle with my own improbable incompetence.
Internally.
My upbringing I realize conditioned me to only relieve a perpetual sense of guilt with active discomfort or some form of suffering.
If I have nice things and am undistressed. I feel bad.
If I have nice things and am not suffering I feel like I do not deserve them.
So I destroyed my life so I can be at peace from those thoughts.
Its funny.
I have to suffer perpetually to avoid suffering.
Odd.
The feel was one day this pain would be explained or removed from me by something greater than the average human.
That I will be in some place by chance and have this darkness in me tracked and acknowledged like a bad smell by a person capable of detecting it.
I don't go to school or work.
Im homeless.
So my crowdsourced "seeing" (cant find the term) of people is limited.
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I want to stop being or having to pretend to be strong anymore. (I can't get the correct grammar to explain)
I want someone to smell this pain like a truffle pig and become indomitably uncomfortable that a person could carry something so oxymoronically terrible inside.
To say "Fuck." or maybe not.
I wouldn't imagine a person like this to be so informal.
Even though it is against my nature to be put under a microscope I want them to disturbing describe my pain in a room full of people who think they are plagued.
Only to say "Not you...Him..." and ominously point in my direction while I do something contradictorally monotonous to the pain they claim is inside, and no one else knows but them.
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Shit sounds heavy anon, maybe you should try getting comfy instead?
Here, feel free to join us https://discord.gg/H5JfZxA
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>>35880306
sounds like you belong on wizardchan more than here. also Jesus is really good for helping with that. Salvation anon theres always salvation
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Aren't rubber masks incredibly uncomfortable to wear and see in? How did Jacket do it?
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With great effort.
Go back to /v/
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Rule of cool pretty much.
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>>35880290
he has thick skin
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Most of us don't know how to speak with people right?
Besides the speaking practice with normal people do you think reading book will helpfull? Any /lit/fags here can help?
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>>35880281
Reading books does not improve you read speech. Only your vocabulary and your writing. You will also think more and more before you speak making sure your thoughts are formed perfectly.
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>>35880344
I thought it will help me to choose right words, sentences or how to start conversation. Maybe i can pick it from book, memorize and use it someday.
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>>35880344
>before
No, anon. I do it while talking, causing me to stutter like a retard.
Books: Not Even Once.
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Why does my barber always talk to me and ask me questions while he's cutting my hair? Why does he point out obvious things like "boy, it's hot today", how am I supposed to respond to that without just saying "yeah".
Why can't he just leave me alone?
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>>35880193
Because normies think if 2 or more people are in close proximity they always have to be talking about something.
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>>35880193
Tell him about switching from deodorant to anti perspirant and how it made a big difference to the sweat in your pits. After you laugh then you can tell him that you heard they had prescription strength stuff at the pharmacy and that you want to try some.
Easy peasy
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just close your eyes and hope he gets the idea. i sometimes do that
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So as if anime isn't already bad enough by itself now you motherfuckers are gettin into a little sonething called traps. Basically, it's a dude that dresses like a chick, has a dick, and you say it isn't gay. Well I'm here to tell you, lT'S FUCKING GAAAAAAAY!!!!!!! If I walk up to you right fuckin' now with me being a dude and you being a dude and you are turned on by me, that would be gaaaaay. It's no different for fuckin' traps just 'cause they dress like a chick don't mean don't mean they are a chick they got a dick and it's gay! AND DON'T SAY THE DICK MAKES IT CUTER, 'CAUSE THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT CUTER THAT MAKES IT EVEN GAYER! THAT MAKES YOU GAY, BITCH! AND YOU SEND ME PICTURES OF 'EM WITH THEIR LITTLE SKIRTS LIFTED AND THEIR FUCKING NUTS HANGING OUT. I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT SHIT! I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU! STOP SENDING ME HENTAI!!! STOP SENDING ME ANIME PICTURES!!! STOP SENDING ME TRAPS!!! OH MY GOD!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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dude its 2017... are there still people who consider traps as homosexual or is this bait?
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>>35880154
That video fucking killed me, funny shit.
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>>35880154
it's not gay if she (male) has extremely feminine looks and personality.
2/10 bait, made me read and reply
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Yo white boy why you always so quiet in class?
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>>35880138
No reason at all you SMELLY NIGGERS
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Plotting my revenge.
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>>35880138
You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now motherfucker. Throw his ass out. He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger! A nigger, look, there's a nigger! Oooo! Ooo... All right, ya see? It shocks you, it shocks you, to see what's buried beneath, you stupid mother fuckers!
Fifty years ago we'd have you upside-down with a fucking fork up your ass!