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how to become a psychopath?
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>tfw low testosterone
>tfw no dad growing up
>tfw not competitive
>tfw non-confrontational
>tfw insecure and overly-polite
>tfw physically weak with abnormally-high body fat
>tfw have the wide hips of a woman
>tfw shitty facial hair
>tfw don't like sports or any manly things
>tfw complete retard who can't even hammer a nail or use a screwdriver
>tfw social anxiety disorder, generalized anxiety disorder, and depression
Have I been a nu-male this whole time?
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Does anyone else pretend to be a normie or a newfag just for fun? I love telling people to just be themselves or point out that turning 360 degrees just makes you face the direction you started in.
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>>38212569
that's the only way to get through life, then when everyone around you learns you're a creep you crash and burn and cut all losses and go into suicide mode.
worked wonders for me
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>>38212601
Dang now I feel bad
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When you send -- or pretend to send -- out applications online, then you realize...
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Had my first lucid dream last night. Been training for weeks and I finally did it. I walked through my house and tried to make my oneitis appear but got too excited and woke up. Anyone know how to train yourself to make them last longer? It seems like nofap has been helping me have them at all but it could be a coincidence.
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I've heard that spinning helps, not shitting you. And yes, nofap helps you dream in general. I notice every time I stop fapping for a day or two my dreams become much more vivid and memorable.
Also pls tell which method you used because I also want to get on that shit asap.
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Whenever I think to do it I scratch my back hard enough that I feel a little bit of pain. I'm trying to train myself to do it in my dreams, kind of like the totem in Inception. Strangely enough that isn't how I figured out I was dreaming last night, it just dawned on me suddenly. I also tell myself I'm going to lucid dream before I go to bed and try to get a good nights rest.
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Hey femanons. How does it feel to be insecure little bitches that don't know how it feels to be loved and will never experience the satisfaction of self-love? I come on here and pretend like i'm one of you then laugh at you later. People off the internet will actually treat you like in a civilized manner because you are a human. Stop chasing Chad dick on the internet and get off this board and find actual people that care about you.
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Anyone else like me that forgot how qt Lavren is?
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She's like 30 but she looks 15
And she's white!
Perfect genetics
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Where do I get a Lavren-lookalike qt femlet gf?
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She makes me shoot cummies
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>Was my neighbor in apartment comlex
>Was too dopesick to do anything about it for 7 months
>Finally hook up
>She actually really likes me
>Going hang around because shes hot and not that bad
Do I win a prize? Or am I normie now and its time to get the fuck off youre board?
I thought this would be humorous since both of us are potentially mentally ill, and there are occasionally threads about bpd chicks
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Who here cheeseburger ?
Also lost soul
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>>38212272
what's up with ur legs tho
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>>38212272
Thats a nice looking cheeseburger anon, thank you for sharing it with us!
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>>38212288
I'm guessing that would be the ultimate chill position: locked feet.
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Zero idea where else to post this, but anybody have any fast-acting acne scar solutions?
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If I did, I wouldn't think about suicide very day.
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scars are scars...not much you can do. Laser surgery can help but it costs thousands of dollars and isn't covered by medical insurance of any sort IIRC.
Best bet is to stop acne before it leads to scars and redface. Accutane can either help massively or not work at all
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"Nice bubble-tape, dork!"
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Hey faggot don't fuck with me, I'll f u up
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M...m...my bubble tape.
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thats hubba bubba you nigger
"Alright, son, you've been putting off long enough. We're going to go out and shake hands until you get blisters.
Yes, now. Your mom's already in the car. LETS GO!
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOOOOUSE TONIGHT
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>tfw purposely fuck handshakes up as a joke to cover up inability to handshake
You should see the look on peoples faces when I shake their fist. Bitch only THOUGHT you were getting knucks
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>Masturbate in the morning
>Firm handshake in the afternoon
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Every day you need to perform a handshake in the morning and before bed. Let's start right now. Doctor's orders, anon.
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ITT: times you were closest to making it
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>went to bar with old childhood friend
>have couple beers and then some more
>he has to leave early i still get some time till my bus
>sitting alone got another beer
>some redhead qt sits at my table
>we talk a bit (im really drunk at this point so no anxiety)
>she seems to like me for some reason
>asks for my number
>we exchange digits she sends me a signal
>didn't save her number in contacts
>she says she has to go and asks to message her later
>stay alone once again
>still have some time left, drink more
>really drunk eventually
>check my phone to see time
>saw missed call from unknown number (it was her but i didn't realize it then)
>send text saying "who are you nigger?! who gave you this number?" or something among those lines
>mfw.jpg
>realized it next morning
>deleted her number immidiately
>later on realized i could put a blame on someone else (for example my drunk friend/brother or whatever) and try to pull it off somehow
>too late number is gone
inb4 normie get out
she was really drunk too
maybe she wasn't even hot i don't remember much anymore
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I'm going to a sleep study because I likely have sleep apnea. The problem is, is that I sometimes masturbate in my sleep. Is there a way to do the study from home, so I don't get recorded and put on some weird fetish website?
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Nope. Just hope you don't jerk it in your sleep the night of the study, but given your average robots luck you probably will.
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Are you overweight OP? not trying to be mean, I'm genuinely curious because I worry about sleep apnea too. What are your symptoms?
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>Her ex was playing checkers while i was playing chess
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>wanting used good that will never love you as much as her ex
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>>38212180
already had sex with her after she bought me a plane ticket
she didn't do that with her bf
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>>38212238
>bought you a plane ticket
How much did she pay and how far was the flight