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how have you never even gotten a girl to hug you anon?
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I did, about two years ago. Never went beyond that tho.
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I have lol

I've touched tits
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I have had sexual relations with a female everyday for the soan of 9 months in highschool and ever since then i have been depressed and anti social ever since.

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I have something to get off my chest.

>Be me
>Year ago
>20 year old beta fag in his 3 year of uni
>Friendless
>Virgin
>Huge Comic Book Nerd
>Low-self esteem
>Lonely and always fantasizing about my dream girl
>She would have blond hair and beautiful blue eyes. Be muscular but also very feminine. Traditional
>Fantasizing takes up too much of my time and I get lonely doing it, so I look for other things to do.
>Decide to join a club, which my mom suggested
>Join the local X-Wing TMG group at a gamestore right off campus.
>Terrible at first
>I notice one of my classmates while playing one day and ask him for a game.
>His name's Jessie
>He's a great player and teaches me so much about the game and list building
>I start really getting into the game and even start to win some tournaments.
>I have a newfound self-confidence
>Jessie and I hang out frequently and are now best friends.
>Jessie invites me to a party
>First uni-party I've been to.
>See some qts at the party and decide to chat one of them up
>Coming off of a big tournament win, so I'm feeling alpha AF.
>Start flirting with the cutest one, a short brunette
>Take her back to my dorm
>Lose virginity
>Start dating brunette
>Feelsgoodman.jpeg
>Few months later X-Wing Regional Championships start
>None near my city
>Jessie suggests we make a trip to another city to play in a regional
>We decide to make a mini-vacation out of it
>Jessie says we can stay at his long-distance girlfriend's (I'll call her Maya) place while we're there
>Decide to bring my own gf along
>We arrive at Maya's apartment
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well? im waiting asshole
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This thread is a waste of trips
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>>38839461
not just trips, trip trips

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>you can't wait til you see her later
>Chad can't wait to inseminate her
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>She is your mind body and soul
>She is Chad's used cum hole

>You always act really nice
>Chad sticks it between her thighs
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>you leave flowers at her door
>she lets Chad make her his whore
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You're a fag
And you've failed

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>see a cute girl or even average girl
>want to die because you'll never be her or any girl like her
I'm so sad, what the fuck is wrong with me? Why did I have to be born male? Why is life so unfair?
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I know this feel OP.

Guess best we can do is grow our hair long and be cute.
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Oh my god just transition. Please.
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Lol. Suicide rate for trans men is like 100%.

Best cull method.

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You are so impure. Are you not disgusted at yourself?
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>>38839226
Impure what?
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>>38839372
Impure. Your soul is impure. Your thoughts are impure. You are full of sin and complacency. You dont sacrifice.
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>>38839226

What's with these threads that make assumptions of everyone else? Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. I can understand starting a thread about guilt, sin, or shame, but often these kinds of threads start off with an accusatory tone, and I just think it's unfair.

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I've given up-- in the last few weeks I'm down about 30 grand from stock market moves, bad bets & stupid travel plans that I'm committed too (Japan soon).

My body looks like shit. It's somehow twisted, nothing seems to line up right, my feet are flat, my hands are small, arms like noodles, my mobility is non existent ... this is despite training my ass off for the past 3.5 years.

I had a girlfriend I thought I loved, but she didn't make me happy. That's how much of a weird loner I am. I had literally the girl of my dreams, but I couldn't stand being around her. I couldn't put up with her shit, I couldn't put up with another human being putting expectations on me. If I couldn't make it with her, I can't do it with anyone.

You know that little glimmer of hope you have that when you meet the right girl, or make the right change, it will all be better? That's all gone. I've been there, done it, & it didn't help.

The real world sucks. I'm only happy safely tucked away in my apartment, sitting on my laptop, where I've spent the last five years happily indulging in my fantasy lands.

I don't have any friends left. The long story short for this rambling post is that I just want to sit here & get wasted. Alcohol doesn't do the trick, weed makes me psychotic. How can I get some opiates & just feel their nice warm hug? Someone said onion, I guess that's on TOR. What's the deal? Thankyou. Good luck everyone.
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you're late, according to my schedule
but everyone is late these days
i wonder where the clog is
oh but don't feel bad
it's on our side
probably

anyway spend your time well in splendid nippon
supposed to right any man wrong in the head
huhhuh
or so the boss says
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Thanks. Maybe I'll have a revelation on the top of Mt Fuji ... or at least enjoy some hairy, monster Japanese bush. That might make me feel better for about two seconds. Or more likely is that it'll be depressing, because it's never as good as on the internet
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>>38839453
Wow, that's a nice response.

Burnt my hand with a soldering iron. You know it's shit when you can hear hissing like water evaporating and it's your skin.

Try to dull the pain by obsessively building stuff OP.

Us humies shine at building.

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>15 months
>punishment
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She should be free. She did the right thing.

A new world.
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>>38839240
Every moment behind bars is agony for a spoiled whore.

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Post best reaction pics with dogs or cats
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Here's my contribution to the thread. Have a good night, everyone.
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>>38839201
night my dude b safe
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Kill me, Pete.

Originally.
unsurprisingly, this comment was not original.

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>tfw no gf to listen to xxxtentacion with
any other robots love this feel?
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>>38839126
>tfw xxxtentacion is younger than you
>tfw you're not xxxtentacion

This nigga is so fucking gorgeous, I can't imagine how much pussy he must pull
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>>38839145
https://youtu.be/vZ9lp9YrDUg
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>>38839145
He looks like a huge faggot twink to me.

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Anyone else
>jungle fever
here?
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>>38839066
At this point I'd fuck anything that was willing

Anyone know that feel?
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Still trying to breed more slaves?
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I should have fucked Dina or Fara when I had the chance. Most beautiful black women I've ever met.

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There isn't a single image that could summarise /r9k/ better than this
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>>38839065
britfeels/ threads are a cancer, why should you daft cunts get your own thread?
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>>38839129

Because we want our own threads, that's why
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>>38839065
I hate how Pepe's hands and feet are drawn in this. Triggers the fuck out of my autism.

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who /maylay/ up in here?
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original smash was better imo

normies will bitch me out for this post
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>>38839018
Wh-who ssb43ds here?
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default brawl is better

tee hee prat farr so funny

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>Don't feel like doing anything but dying
>Can't sleep because already slept enough
>Only drug around is coffee
>No vice to save me
>If I lay in bed, I just end up thinking how situations I've been in could have gone better and end up crying
Fuck, What do other severely depressed anons do? I'm fighting the urge to binge eat as well because I'm cutting
I have nothing and I'm probably going to be up all night at this rate
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>>38839016
Where do you live tripfag?
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same position, cant help ya tripfag
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>>38839033
Arizona
Debating going to walmart just to hang out but I look like shit and only have about 10$ and I'm NEET so I have to really save that
I don't want to even be conscious right now, I don't want to cry any more either, I spent hours crying this morning

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>have already fapped like four times today
>wannacumwannacumwannacum
>not even aroused or slightly hard
>jerk half-limp dick to youtube videos
>will repeat in an hour or so

How do I kick this addiction
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If I knew, I'd tell you, my dude.
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I wasn't planning to fap, then these Alison brie nudes leaked.
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>>38839211
what type of mega chad gets nudes from a gal like her i must know

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STRESS

NOTHING BUT STRESS

AH

With that out of the way, can someone recommend me the best Kratom strain for relieving stress? It feels like my head is so fucking tight right now.

And I would get weed, but I've got no connections at the moment that I want to bother seeking out.
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>>38838970

HELP

It's my first time trying Kratom and I'm not sure which strand to buy.
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>>38838970

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I need help! I don't know what to do, robots.
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They all do the same thing basically. It can actually make u swerve pretty hard if you take enough
I got absolutely fucked off of 4 grams of maeng da kratom, I was hella relaxed and it was actually more enjoyable than my first experience with oxy

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