Getting my driver's license soon. Would a Honda Civic Type R be okay for a first time driver?
anyone else have to go to an alcoholics meeting, ive got my first meeting in a week cause my parents caught me drunk again
>be me
>feeling down and depressed like usual
>start drinking whiskey and coke in my room browsing r9k
>get fairly drunk and decide to listen to some music
>move over to a gravity chair i have in my room
>after a while get a lot drunker and decide to try and listen to the duck tales moon theme 10 hour version all the way through
>feel like i cant hear it so turn it up really loud
>pass out
>parents came home 2 hours later and find me passed out in the chair with duck tales blasting
>they didnt know how to stop it so had to unplug desktop at the wall
>had to be taken to the hospital to have stomach pumped
>said i was close to alcohol poisoning
>parents now making me go to aa meetings
You wanted to have sex? fucking disgusting, get out of here!
This is a terrible thread with no content worth reading. It should not be bumped and should fade away like the garbage it is
>>38248417
So should your sex life, oh wait...
I wanna see a hot nickel ball on a pussy
>entire life in crises
>still find time to fantasize about becoming a trap getting fucked by blacks on craigslist
>pretend it never happened and I'm not closet gay
>listen to rap about killing faggots and start to take it personally now
>realizing I'm turning gay because of my hedonistic lifestyle
>still say hi to my mom after I fantasized about fucking her and her getting raped by black thugs
>jerk off to sissy anti white porn and then go post on /pol/ about niggers while also fantasize about fucking them
>hate women who burn coal at same time
>mental state is a bunch of mental loops
>ultimately I'm just loser who will get nowhere so I might as well do whatever I want
>out smoking cig and see my own shadow and realize I look like cute trap with a big butt
>go inside and fap thinking about it
ect. ect. ect. ect. ect.
>>38248392
it's working goyim originals
>>38248519
>>>/pol/
just face it they won
>mom found the hornet hamper
>plumber plumbed the cum plum
>father found the phantom fellatio
>sister fell into the Cum Dimension
Whats going to happen to her? Is she going to die? Get super pregnant? Become cum?
>tfw keep mouthing my thoughts out silently
This is a sympton of extreme autism, right?
>>38248329
i-i do that too, im p-pretty s-sure its isnt, maybe it is
probably fine anon dont worry!
>>38248329
Some people with non-verbal learning disorder need to think out loud while performing some tasks. Otherwise they'll get confused.
It's another flashbacks to events that fucked up my life episode.
Guess I'll be staying up all night
>>38248325
how many times have you been reminded fuck face?
>>38248325
tell us the stories anon
>Go to sleep
>Feel like sleeping naked tonight
>Strip down naked
>Feels really good
>Dog wants to climb into my bed
>Wont stop panting and barking until I let her in
>Ruins my vibe
What are your reasons for living?
>>38480402
If I die then I'll truly never see her again
>>38480402
If I kill myself today, and then everything falls into place overnight, what a jackass I would be for missing it by one day.
>>38480526
>and then everything falls into place overnight
that will never happen. i can see the future
Now listen up space robots,here's a story
>Be me just starting high school
>make this really cool friend
>he's British
>we become fast best friends
>fast forward a few months
>he starts dating an sjw
>resent her but go along with it because he's my bro
>the sjw has a fucking retarded kin
>she thinks she's annasui from jojo
>to shorten it we just call her ana
>after a couple weeks of them dating my friend comes in with a black eye
>he seems a lot more skittish
>he says that everything is fine
>situation worsens over weeks
>eventually he cracks and says his girlfriend has been beating him
>flip my shit and go to find sjw fag
>it's with a group of hamplanets on a hill
>scream at her "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BEATING ANON?"
>one of the hamplanets say men can't be beaten and that my friend is at fault
>flip my shit and sock the hamplanet in the face
>her jiggly body rolls down the hill
>my friends girlfriend jumps on my back and starts choking me
>headbutt her causing her a massive nosebleed
>she runs at me so i give her a sharp hoof to the stomach and knock her down the hill
>she try's to climb back up
>look down at her
>"IT'S OVER ANNA-KIN I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
>>38248296
Kek, this was good, nice jojo reference, what's your favorite part of Jojo?
That was pretty good OP, thanks for the laugh
>tfw love the smell of my cum
>masturbating to the OP image of one of those clickbait threads on /r9k/
>feels great, having a good sexy time
>time to nut
>instead of cum, penis crystal comes out
FUCK
>>38248369
how the fuck does that happen? also post a pic of it
>>38248403
>he doesnt cum crystals
I'm going to tell you guys my deepest secret. I squat on the toilet like a Chinese immigrant when I poop. I'm married and not even my wife knows.
I do this too, not all the time though. It can help reduce the need to wipe my ass, but it didn't work earlier since I had soft shit.
I'm out here with a girl, should I fuck her????
>>38248213
im on a board with a bunch of anti social people let me just ask if i should fuck this girl.
gee i don't fucking know mabie somebody else there will.
>>38248213
just do it, use condoms tho
>>>/soc/ is thatto way
Does anyone else just hate life but love it enough to see what happens tomorrow? Everything is awful but I can't bring myself to end it.
It's all in your mind, bro. Get off your ass and start doing something, anything you think might be productive and healthy. You'll feel better afterwards.
Or, kill yourself. That's also an option, I guess. Chances are you'll fail at it, badly. Beats doing nothing and going on 4chan to complain about your miserable life, for sure. At least when you've tried killing yourself and failed you'll have dared to take a step towards something.
Any choice is better than no choice, you know why? Because choosing not to do anything is also a choice. When you just sit there not doing anything, you're not really not doing anything, but you've made the choice to waste all of your potentials.
Everyone dies in the end, so the only question that matters is, are you satisfied with the life you're *choosing* to live?
>>38248210
Happens all the time.
I've found that if you think about ending it via knives, hanging, and the like, it's too instantaneous, so I'm unable to do it.
With guns, I'm in Canada, so fuck that idea. Antifreeze calms my mind a bit - even have the wikipedia article bookmarked as of one or two years ago.
What it comes down to is finding enough excuses that you can draw your life out as long as possible - and perhaps, forget about the depression every once in a while.
Why am I such a pussy? Every girl that's ever confronted me, trying to be more than friends I end up pushing away. Why am I afraid to have a relationship?WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME
Know that feel anon, one even grabed my hand and i just sperged out and did a joke, little did i know that would never happen again
>>38248203
If a girl is coming onto you, just go with it.
That's how I ended up having sex.