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>>36298624
She's saying that you're good with your fingers and that she wants you to finger her in class.

>>36298624
"Will you write my paper for me so I can go fuck Chad?"

she either wants your pee pee or she thinks you're the class retard who doesn't have any friends. Or more likely she wants you as an emotional tampon beta orbiter

lol uR ngger

orig

lmao nigger is trying to act tough over computer lol aww

>>36298595
we should enslave retarded people
just lock them up in a room while we spend their NEETbux
lol i love being able to say retard
no one gives a fuck about retards lol

A real whistleblower / leaker would dump the whole thing immediately in one sitting to make it easier for the rest of us to archive it.

"dribbling" leaks are all nice works of fiction but still a waste of time.

>>36298486
Give a quick rundown of everything you know with regards to your work at Fort Hood.

'Aliens' if you want to call them that created us, are monitoring us as one race, no human is better than another. Like I said they are curious about evolution. The reason I know this is because I have been briefed on the subject, all was going well with their incognito observation until they got to a point they couldn't continue with without our help, we as a civilization took an unpredictable turn therefor they couldn't monitor us how they would have liked. It was something to do with weapons advancing too quickly during world war 1. We as a race keep evolving too quickly and becoming extremely unpredictable, we are not the way the higher life forms wanted us to end up. There are 4 different civilizations observing us and are working together.

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azn boys are mostly ugly

no offense

>>36298464
Yeah how about no. If I wanted to date a hairless, tiny child, I'd submit to a life of pedophilia

>>36298438
You don't deserve anything you can't keep. Might makes right so if you want to believe in a higher morality, you need to protect it, with violence if need be.
It's not about morality, it's about survival. If it can't compete, it dies out, species, races, companies, ideas.
Essentially pacifists are in denial.

Halo 2 is best Halo

Peter Thiel did nothing wrong.

>>36298334
In looks, I'd like to think im better off (not sure though). Regarding artistic talent i can't even compare.

>>36298334
Better in some ways, worse in others. I could never film myself talking and post it online for one thing. Fame without respect or fortune is useless. I won't trade places with him.

>>36298334
Doesn't he have classical autism instead of aspergers?

I don't think the real autist at /r9k/ could even compete desu, but that's something an autist should be proud of though, since he is the bottom 1% of the bottom 1%.

It's a very open experience, makes you feel more in tune with nature when you ejaculate.

>>36298311
It feels so good to fap in the middle of the woods while grinding on a tree branch. Just typing this is making me hard.

>>36298429
Getting naked beforehand enhances the experience. Makes it feel more primal and primitive I guess? Jerking off just like God intended.

dumb growse whoer

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>>36298324
>half breed ugly manlet american

Pierre is bald
Origami commenti

i think i was already going that way, but i still am too worried about disease to go through with it, been wanting to for a decade now

hope you enjoy it

>>36298171
You're lost anon. You have lost yourself, you feel like you are a different person. You feel numb, you do not even know who you are anymore. You feel like you are on autopilot. I know this feel. Cancel today anon.

Read this anon, I know you think Christianity is wrong but there is a reason why people change their lives. People actually talk to a diety and find something real.

Psalm 32:5 Finally, I confessed all my sins to you and stopped trying to hide my guilt. I said to myself, "I will confess my rebellion to the LORD." And you forgave me! All my guilt is gone. Interlude

Psal 32:7-8: You are my hiding place; you will protect me from trouble and surround me with songs of deliverance. The LORD says, "I will guide you along the best pathway for your life. I will advise you and watch over you.

Psalm 32:9: Many sorrows come to the wicked, but unfailing love surrounds those who trust the LORD.

>>36298305
>christfags

Lmao not even once. Bunch of condescending closeted faggots I tell you what

Good luck, bro. She surely wants sex so dont fuck anything up amd you'll be fine.

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Good luck, dude. You're living the dream.

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get of my board fucking normie

>>36298121
Kys cause altright is almost as retarder as sjw

>>36298121
Castrate yourself so you won't be afflicted by your impure urges, but only after storing up sperm so you can reproduce with your future Aryan wife.

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>>36298161
retarder?

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=twqM56f_cVo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=COiIC3A0ROM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dVExpCA_H3A

Feeling some Al Green lately, been in a real smooth mood.

Catgroove I got from a /wsg/ dance thread. Great board.

And Final Credits is just a perfect piece of music.

>>36298101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZvgO6LPU5g
I enjoy how whimsical, yet ominous it sounds. I've been listening to it for the past hour now contemplating my life and whether I should just kill myself. I feel like I was doomed from the start.

>>36298101
New Havok cd.
Gonna quit my job and relax for a bit.
I wish I was different. Less introverted.

If nobody receives pay, how does the economy work?

>>36298073
Surplus income.

>>36298095
So everyone lives off of government pensions and welfare.

Well, at least now I can start up that Japanese Maple nursery I've always wanted.

Don't trust homosexuals. They love drama and will stab you in the back in a heart beat.

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>>36298013
Or don't trust anyone, really.

"Hey, I'm always here to listen if you need to talk. Also, in a couple of years you can move up here with me and I'll help you go to college!"

>proceeds to ignores you

This is a good opportunity to give good(possibly bad) based on our experiences with people

>never trust an extrovert pretending to be an introvert if you're actually a loner

>>36297983
She knows you're a faggot now, OP.

>>36297983
and she ate them?

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>>36297983
>uncle unleashed the cumthulhu experiment