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>tfw stress and deteriorating mental health made my face all fucked up red and flaky so I literally look like all those JUST fuck my shit up memes
>now not only am I unemployed and a mess but have to look for a job looking like this

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Write an original letter to someone. Include initials to let someone dream about it.

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Depressed. I will be turning 30 at the end of the year and its freaking me out. I have a fear of getting old. I've used 4chan since the beginning. I don't post regularly and sometimes I'm away for months at a time. But I always come back if just to see some dumb shit on /b or whatever. None of my friends use 4chan anymore. They act like its beneath them. Most have moved onto reddit. Can you age out of 4chan? Are there users in their 30s 40s??? How old are you guys? Ever think about this stuff? I think I might have Peter pan syndrome. It doesnt seem to be bothering my friends.

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>he fucked up the spoiler tag

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When do you have to be born to be an "early 2000's kid"?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13389253/

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WHEN I GET MAD AND I GET PISSED
I GRAB A PEN AND I WRITE OUT A LIST

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z0UrwOsFJw

r8 this instrumental from a scale of 1-10

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Why did you remove me on steam, faggot?

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When the first MGTOW arose, they rose from the crowd of Chads, not butthurt robots angry incels, who just came to the conclusion, that while they could get it any time from any wkman, pussy is not worth the hassle and following your mission should be your priority. However they knew one thing very well: Being in shape, taking care of your body and your mind, still was the most important thing of them all.

The mere nature of a man going his own way is an instant pussy humidifier. He is taking care of himself, he is confident, he is following his own rules and he's got goals in life and is assertive in reaching them. Probably the exact opposite of what many of the "2nd wave MGTOW" are.

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>sniffs yo gurl

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tl;dr i have fallen in love with a young barmaid

what do? i make decent money, work from home, been addicted to drugs and gambling, fought it off at the expense of succumbing to anxiety

had my way with girls back in the day but never put penis in vagina

i am older than her so i cannot imagine outcome other than shown below:
>i go often to that restaurant
>in the meantime
>imake a lot of money, get in shape, get some nice clothes, have my teeth whitened
>i also overcome my anxiety to the point I can drive to town and spend some time there without having a panic attack
>when i go therei am as confident, charming as i used to be
>i make her laugh
>i make her smile
>i make her trust me
>i make her curious about me
>she starts to like me a lot
>she has a boyfriend though
>i am waiting patiently, as i cannot even comprehend cucking others
>finally they break up
>waitingforagirllikeyou.mp3
>i ask her out
>she agrees
>keeponlovingyou.ogg
>i go out with her
>i don't pass out
>we meet for a while
>we go on a trip
>iwanttoknowwhatloveis.flac
>flaccid penis
>anxiety attack
>ultimate cringe
>she laughslike alesha dixon
>i run away chased by my crushed dreams
>idontcareanymore.mp3

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Why do girls in relationships still post half naked pictures on the internet and social media and make sure to wear clothes that show off their boobs and shirts that only cover half their body?

Why are they still displaying sexual avaliability despite being in a relationship? why do girls cheat and act like sluts but guys dont?

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Why do you actually give a fuck why you're still a virgin?
I'm 21 and never fucked a girl, if it would happen, okay. But why'd I bother try and lose it? I don't go to parties very often, don't talk much to girls, so obviously the chance of fucking one is near zero.

If you wanna get laid, just do it. Find a girl and fuck her, I mean y'all aren't even trying..

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This is how I was cured of my scat fetish, R9K;

>Be me
>Have scat fetish
>Went to use a Subway (the sandwich shop) restroom
>I am immediately embraced by the pungent aroma of feces
>Get half chub thinking about all the bombs dropped in the stall
>Walk into stall to find a half eaten meatball marinara sub on the toilet seat
>Next to a turd the size of a Louisville slugger suspended in the water
>Fully errect
>Unzip pants
>Reach into murky water and pull out the magnificent piece of shit
>It's cold
>Immediately reel back in disgust at my actions
>Hands covered in dripping shit
>Stomach churns as common sense for the first time enters my brain
>Flush the slugger and sandwich, cannot bear to see either as nostrils burn
They don't go down
>Hold flusher down with foot
>It gurgles and spews
>ohshit.jpg
>Liquid crap explodes from the bowels of the plumbing
>Floods floor
>I panic
>Hastily zip pant fly, catching my exposed willy
>Reel back in pain
>Slip on wet tile
>Fall into toilet
>Covered in cold shit
>I lose it
>I scream until the staff bursts down the door and I am carried away by paramedics
>I became constipated in the weeks to come, as I couldn't muster the strength to look at my own shit anymore
>I avoid bathrooms in general
>I'm on medicated laxatives
>I haven't talked about this to anyone yet.

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>Very good friends with qt3.14oneitis
>She has a pokefag boyfriend that i only find out about after I fall for her.
>10 months later I realize its killing me.
>Went on a bikeride to a cozy meadow
>Decide to finally take some action and say we should cut contact and say how I feel
>do it
>instantRegret.png
>she says she had no idea about it because she thought no one could like her other than pokefag tinder bf.
>she starts hugging me and we cuddle for like 3 or so hours (spooning sounds gay).
>I think this is a good sign
>she says "I cant give you what you want and its not fair"
>feels bad because im pretty certain she likes me, ffs she was just spooning with me for 3 hours in a shitty meadow
>I am btfo but try and play it off.
>she says "maybe we should just take a brake"
>"nah my feelings arent going to change, I think this should be permanent"
>I walk off without looking back

Deleted all forms of contact with her and told her not to message me.

>tfw you cuck yourself.