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>"oh my god anon all i ever wanted was grandchildren why can't you go out and get a girlfriend and make her pregnant instead of spending all your time at home watching chinese cartoons and listening to chinese pop music"
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>>38349534
Fuck you, I never asked you to bring me into this world
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>>38349534
I dunno, why didn't you have more kids to increase your odds of grandkids?
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>>38349534
>finally get a job
>finally move out a few months later
>every time I see my mom she asks if I have a gf
hell last few times she even asked if I had a gf or bf.
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>Be on telegram group chat
>Manage to get an admin so salty he bans me
>He is still randomly insulting me calling me a retard
Why is making admins salty so damn funny?
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>be me
>get mod on imageboard
>eventually get admin
>other admin pisses me off
>delete everything in a bid of rage
Don't trust your hotpockets
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Because people in positions of authority are supposed to be in control. It's why for me it's funny to mess with cops like slapping their butts and doing other gay shit to try to get them to shoot me.
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>>38349532
Because that cold basement you dwell in gets boring af anon
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Current seating arrangement for the /r9k/ parliament. General elections will be held tonight.
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>>38349476
Current party leadership
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only socialism can properly address the needs of robots.
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We need to secure our borders, free movement between /r9k/ and the other members of 4chan is ruining this board
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Does anyone here have no passions?
I've tried so many different things, like music, programming, and camping, but none of them are able to keep my interest for over a week or two.
There's definitely a spark at the beginning, but over time it fades away and becomes a chore.
Is anyone else like this?
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>>38349451
I have absolutely no passions. Every day I do nothing and just live. Im ok with having no passions desu.
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yeah I've tried so many things that I thought I would enjoy and spent more money than I'd like to admit on them but nothing can fill this weird empty feeling
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>>38349531
I-is that a pic of you?
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How do you go from this.... o
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to this... o
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and then this? wow
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...to THIS?!
>>38349446
Hey buddy this isn't your thread
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tfw no skinny boy to share cuddles with
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>>38349432
I'm skinny but why would you want to cuddles us? we're literally uncomfortable pointy bones... at least I am.
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>>38349695
everybody loves skeletons they body a cute body
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there was a boy at my high school who was like 5'10 and 110 lbs, i was too in love with him
use a name and describe your problems and help others to resolve their own issues
ill start
>never been diagnosed with anything serious
>extremely lonely and depressed at univ
>have many friends but dont feel like they actually know me
>dont like to ever open up to anyone, makes me feel very vulnerable
>feel like I dont have genuine human connection anymore despite acting like a normie so to speak
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>>38349423
>use a name and describe your problems and help others to resolve their own issues
My name is OP and literally cannot stop being a faggot.
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>>38349484
Rude
Originallo
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>>38349423
what do you think caused this uh uh
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WTF IS THAT?!?! WHY THESE KIDS MEME? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THEM??! THEY ARE ONLY KIDS AND YOU ALREADY INFESTED THEM WITH THIS STUPID MEMES
are you proud now?
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>>38349408
you're a fucking retard lole
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>>38349408
>no brown kids
nice
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>>38349408
> WHY THESE KIDS MEME?
Can't see any meme on the picture.
I am a completely average male and I'm ready to settle down and be a beta provider for absolutely any roastie who replies to this thread with contact info. Literally that's all you need to do to have a committed loving bf who will support you until he dies.
If we're too far apart I can move or buy you a plane ticket to come to me and if you don't speak English well, then I will learn your language. You don't need to work unless you want to, and I promise to deliver at a minimum, a middle class lifestyle.
bls serious responses only.
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t-thats my favourite cat picture.
My ex and me used to giggle about this cat a lot in voice... boths boys btw.
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>>38349340
I unironically have an 8"x5.5"BBC
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Let this thread serve as proof that fembots don't actually exist.
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What do you guys think causes a femdom fetish? I've had it since I was like 11 years old.
Pic related
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Women have always treated me like a subhuman so my femdom fetish stems from the fact that I want to 'own' that mistreatment. If I can own what they do to me, and be happy, and enjoy it, then they can't harm me anymore.
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Being a beta makes you too weak to take control.
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>>38349300
My mom abused me and I am a sadist so this is not a reason.
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>tfw you remember that time you rejected a girl and never had a chance again
>still a virgin 10 years later and it could've all been prevented if you said yes
Does anyone know this feel
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Yeah I rejected a couple girls but I don't really regret
Never really intrests in any of them
And I'm copletely fine with waiting for the right person
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>>38349299
But still remain kv?
You don't worry if she finds out your robot past?
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much better than dating someone with aids, yeah?
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Who here /talkstoself/? I've been talking to myself twice a day for the past week and I think I feel slightly more confident about speaking to others, although I'm still uncomfortable making eye contact with people.
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Twice a week? Doesn't everyone talk to themselves every minute of their lives?
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>>38349194
I like to make random sounds and and shout words and sentences when I'm home alone, does that count. I guess I do talk to myself when I'm home alone but never in public, when I do go out.
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>>38349256
>but never in public
I move my lips while I think while walking (and sometimes I also voice it when there's heavy traffic)
Do you think people notice this?
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Who /asshole/ here?
>Drive really slow in the ultrafast lane
>Piss on the seat at public toilets
>Say "How about this heat?" on 105+ degree days
>Park in handicapped spaces
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>>38349124
Why would bringing up the heat make you an asshole?
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>>38349150
he's just a regular joe, at least he's got a nice hardwood floor
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>>38349124
You literally stole that from the dennis leary song. That just makes you a lame fag
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Pills/weed/Alcohol general
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Who getting fucked?
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After i wageslave the next 8 hours i will get so stoned i can barely move, have a few mixed drinks, and then smoke again until i can barely think.
highlight of my week
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took a wee break for like 2 months and starte smoking again last week. god i love sleeping and not remembering my dreams. I wake up rested an ready for the day
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I'm in the hospital and I requested a shot of dilaudid for my "pain" at night to help me sleep. Nurse said it looks like the doc is okay with it.
Can't wait. That stuff let's me fly.
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Fucked up another one..
I was really interested in her too. Like we've only met once but she's motivated me a lot to better myself.
How do I relieve this autism?? Is a bullet to the brain really the only satisfactory ending?!
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man that's one of the most autistic things i've ever seen. i'm jealous that you can at least keep things interesting, though. wouldn't recommend sending any dicks to a woman though unless she asks for it, it will almost always be met with disgust.
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Really made me think my boy my man
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Send her a picture with a lot of cash