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What's their endgame, bros?
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does anyone have a PDF of their actual thesis? i tried looking
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>>34128343
mental illness has no endgame
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They're attempting to revive cult of Aten, hence their appearance, so that they can be to Jews what Jews are to Christians, thus becoming the undisputed masters of mankind.

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What's the point of making a lot of money?
2k a month is plenty for one person. If you end up having a partner (LOL), that's double income. Literally ~$40,000-$50,000 for TWO people sharing cheap rent payments in a modest apartment.

Holy shit, that's a ton. Why do people put so much effort into life when you can relax and take it slow? Consumerism is unnecessary, why throw your life away for petty gains?

Can someone please explain this to me?
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>>34128327
It's a social status thing.
I make more than enough to support myself, around 2K a month and im living like a king. A guy my age with a gf/wife and a bunch of kids probably wouldn't have anything though on that wage.
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Do you want pic related as your gf?
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>>34128327
different parts of the country have different costs of living. also, i want a house and a big family.

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>women in a nutsheII
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>>34128303
i'd marry a 92 year old woman if i can get her cash when she died.
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if I was an old rich dude I'd totally marry a hot as fuck girl, make her clean me daily, wipe my asshole and other gross shit I imagine old people have to deal with then I'd leave her out of my will.
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>>34128564
This is the only way to treat gold digging roasties. The funniest part is, she'll do it all too.

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>it's been 2 years since he left
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>>34128259
Since who left? Explain
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A sad thing to think about is that there's probably people browsing right now who don't know who Moot is.
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>>34128259
Good riddance, jewcuck.

>Be 27 year old virgin, no gf ever
>Still living at home, but I can save money
>Finally paid off student loans last year
>Now able to spend my wagecuck dollars on things I want (fast car, nice PC, guns)
>Mom goes to church every Sunday
>Keeps trying to set me up with these fucking "born again" ex cock-carousel riders looking for beta bux
>Go anyway to keep her happy
>These roastie whores are all looking for their beta provider, very easy to see through
>Be respectful on dates, but never make a move or anything
>They still want to keep talking to me
>Just want to be left alone

I'm sick of it. If they didn't want me when I was trying to build up into the person I am now, why should I give them a chance? I get it, I was a DYEL autist in the past, so of course no girl would be attracted to me. That's fine, but if you want to fuck Chads, don't expect someone like me to come along in the end to pick up the pieces. You made your bed. Now sleep in it.
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>>34128245
Seems like you're mindfucking yourself out of resentment. These girls are just gonna find another guy.
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>>34128273
That doesn't bother me at all. That just means I won't have to pay or deal with her bullshit or have to deal with kids. I'll let some other guy deal with it.
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>>34128273
So? They can take their exploitative selves somewhere else.

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>tfw no qt Jewish girlfriend
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>>34128236
I fucking love Jews!
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tfw no Jewess goddess gf
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>>34128236
Hila is top tier, Its pretty easy to see why Ethan would go out of his way like he did to have a relationship with her. I would defo do the same thing for a cool girl like that.

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>tried to hang myself an hour ago
>the belt i was using rips
>this is the 3rd time i've tried and failed to kill myself
what do i do now robots
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go buy a new and better belt
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go to a doctor for help :(
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>>34128190
send me some money so I can buy a pizza?

Also, go fuck a prostitute or something. Life can be interesting

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Please share your oats with me, brother.
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Here's your oats

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6f4_1484269889
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>>34128194
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6f4_1484269889
all fun and games til that nigga get a red lantern ring,
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Get the FUCK out of here with this stupid fucking forced bullshit.

This will never fucking be a meme because it's contrived and forced. Real memes develop naturally and unexpectedly.

Get out you stupid fucking goddamn FUCK. GET OUT.

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What's the last album you listened to?
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>>34128148
I've never met anyone who knew of this band, nice taste OP.
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>>34128148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLKFvmQhLr4
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Celestial by isis

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Why? Why do normies do this? Why?
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>>34128143
probably the most disgusting backside to a woman I have ever seen on a computer screen
the tramp stamp is the shit icing on the turd cake
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do they use the word knockout because if you dropped her on someone from a short distance it would render them unconscious?
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The combination of her personality and figure makes her such a vile slag.

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Question: Do you think your mother slept with other men besides your dad? Do you think your dad took your moms virginity?
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>>34128029
what does it matter? I am just a demon spirit from the nether realm who saw the stars lining up at the right time and had enough quantum points to use her as a porter to enter this phase 3 level Hell center
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>>34128029
>T.youngin

My mom had self respect.She was from an era where promiscuity among women was a deal breaker.

I feel bad for the new kids that have to deal with whore mothers that sounds awful
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>>34128095
>porter
*portal (forgive me, English is not my 1st language, its my 27th)

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>Daughter of family friends (14 y.o, me almost 9 years older) shows affection to me.
Not in a sexual way, just likes to spend time together. I'm not seeing her like a woman atm.
But she's smart, without modern kids shit in the head.
And in 4 years she will be 18, and probably fine. And i probably, at the best, will find average girl.

Need advice, about possible outcomes in this situation.

Me be: not an actual NEET, but i am here, so you can assume my social life is not that good.

Accidentally found model that looks almost like that girl, made face swap so you can imagine her appearence (top - swap, bottom - original model face)
Made thread on /b/ yesterday, but there's was no good advices.
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>>34128028
She can and will find a better boy/man than some pedophile creep waiting for her 18th birthday. The only chance you have with her is if you groom the shit outta her like the creep you are.
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>>34128028
It's just a crush by her, if that. She may just be messing you as she's realizing how much she can control men.

She's not going to wait four years for you kek
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>>34128028
Become an hero you piece of shit.

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>be me
>live in Florida
>get kicked out of parents house because 18 years old already
>don't have exactly nowhere to go
>black friend offers me a room in his apartment, just gotta help paying rent
>fine by me, have a decent paying job
>move in with him
>come to neighborhood around 11PM
>random black guy with an AK-47 approaches me, "wat u doin round here whiteboi?"
>I j-just moved in with blacknon, I am not looking for any trouble man
>oh u kno blackanon? Go ahead homie
>blacknon tells me to take all my shit out from my car, feel like at home
>I start unpacking all my shit, blacknon comes to my room with a fat blunt
>ay u wunna smoke brah? Take this entire blunt 4 urself, cum on there's plenty out there at the party cum on let's have fun
>takes blunt and smoke the shit outta it
>go out and everyone stares at me because the only whiteboi around except for a couple of Hispanic and white girls around
>blacknon says I'm his roommate, everyone is cool with it
>I was so damn high that I didn't even know where I was
>black girl approaches me and ask me where I'm from
>tell her where I'm from
>random black guy comes to me and say, "ay yo whiteboi, u like dat? She's hot if u don't bang her tonite u a fag she be craving dick"
>I get excited because she got a fat ass
>ask blacknon if I can take her back to apartment and BLEACH her
>blaknon says have fun man, just make sure you don't get cum all over our apartment
>random white girl shows up and yells black girl's name I'm boutta bang
>happens to be her best friend, she came with us
>have a damn threesome while finishing smoking fat blunt blacknon gave me
>have the best night of my life after stressing out so much about being homeless
>this is what awaits me for the rest of the year, because blacknon told me that they play loud music and have kind of party in the apartments parking lot almost every weekend
>all kind of girls (Spanish, white, and black) come to those weekend parties
>desperately waiting for next weekenD
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>homeless life
>you were homeless for about 1? 2 sentences?

wat
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>homeless life
>here's a story about the apartment i rent with a black guy
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Can you tell more stories?

I like how you told it!

Hello. Please explain how close you are to suicide and why. Tell us what keeps you going, since you're obviously still here with us tonight.
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>>34128009
I'll try and be the first one to reply.

I'm planning on committing suicide the day that my parents kick me out of the house. The straw that broke the camels back was failing boot camp, I was preparing for six months and found out how much of a worthless piece of shit I was when I couldn't even take the mildest of pressure. Things that didn't help were applying for hundreds of entry level positions over the spawn of four years ( since I finished high school ) what makes it even worse is that my competition was always people who used to be teachers or seniors with a lifetime of experience that have proven to not be a possible liability.

Constantly dropping I community college classes, I don't know what it is but whenever I go into one of those classes I immediately feel repulsed by how soulless it all feels.

I always wanted to be a boxer growing up and I had family members who trained me since I was 12 years old but had that dream thrown away when my shoulder started dislocating every month in my sleep. I have no health insurance now that my parents refuse to pay it. I don't blame them.

I know I'm a piece of shit.
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>>34128009
>>34128197

What a lonely world.
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>>34128009
I used to contemplate it everyday. Even though I have no friends now, I only mildly think about it. But Ive been contemplating a bit more recently between my parents and uni. I'm not sure what really keeps me going. It's just mundane day after day with no particular goal in mine but I dont feel like I'm barely getting by, but I still think about suicide sometimes when I'm lonely

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Share Chad-related stories.
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Thread theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNAVXNFlsQE
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>>34127998
he's not a chad though?
beast is the only and the best
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>>34127998
One of them said I'm a better girl than guy (I'm a trans man) and that he still wanted to fuck me. Chads are perves and assholes.
Also, five dozen eggs is sixty eggs, realistically he's die of high cholesterol.

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