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its not really that interesting but its from my collage days about me falling for a close friends girl?
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what kind of collages were you making?
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think op means college
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>>37859426
Sure I could go for a greentext.

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Is 23 too late to become a normie?
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You failed if you weren't well on your way to being one at 13
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Never give up! Just be your self, you'll get there
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>>37859354
Like >>37859524 said, just b ur self :^)

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Massively fucking long. I was bored and went to create some fuckall character to dick around in some low populated server and created a 10/10 girl I'd never be able to snag in real life. I masturbated to my own creation right now. How fucked in the head am I? Does God ever masturbate to us?
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There's Scientologists which are pretty accepting but I want something that consumes my life and consumes the world
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>>37859238
I am the son of god

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>tfw you btfo people on 4chan with your intellectual superiority but feel bad afterwards when you realize they just wanted attention
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>>37859226
who cares about attention whores people who non-stop shitpost in threads are the worst

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>may all robots be happy
>may all robots be healthy
>may all robots be free from suffering

How goes your day, /r9k/? I went for a walk and tried to jump over a stream, but I slipped and one of my legs fell in. Also, my dad called me and told me I should visit my grandmother soon, because she's getting very sick.
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Who here has NO drug of choice?

Normies are so content with drugs, it seems every single one of them takes them to their special little happy place and makes them even more outgoing and cool, but for me, all substances bring out different kinds of pain.

Take alcohol for instance. I feel great for about 1-2 hours after i start drinking, social, happy, in a great mood, then an hour or so later i just become dissociated from everything and feel miserable, and i just want to go home and sleep it off.

Weed, i do like smoking by myself, and playing vidya or watching kino afterwards, baked out of my mind. But i can never do it with people, which makes me feel lonely and isolated as all fuck.

The only other substance i've done is cocaine, only once. I was hyped up for a bit but soon crashed, yet couldn't sleep the entire night. Felt like a fucking zombie the next day. How does anyone enjoy it?

So yeah, i'm miserable sober, and drugs don't really help. But normies can do their drug of choice 24-7 and be unaffected by it somehow.
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How does it feel knowing that we will have genetically engineered superChad's within this century?
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>be me
>37 years old
>still live with my mom
>my dad died years ago so it's just her
>she's ok with me staying with her till she's on her death bed
>she's like 65, she's still got a lot of energy thank god
>idk wtf I'm doing with my life
>haven't had romantic communication with a girl in near 5 years
>balding so I don't see a chance of being with a cute girl
>thinking about going back to community college but that's so long ago they probably deleted my college credits
>rotting teeth
>I smell like shit, never shower
>only time I walk out my room is to get the food that's ready for me

I really don't know how it got this bad, but I think at this point, death would suffice.
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>>37859156
anon, why dont you shower mate? Its the easiest shit to do. And it feels fucking good to be clean.

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What was your high school like?
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>>37859140
>latinos only hung out with latinos
>blacks only hung out with blacks
>FOBs only hung out with FOBs
>this left white people to only hang out with each other, because the other races would rarely accept them into their cliques
>as a result everyone was a huge fucking stereotype
>ALL the latinos stole, the blacks would all get into fights and be generally hostile as fuck, the asians wouldnt even look at anyone else and the whites thought they were better than everyone else

If I ever have kids I might just make them go to private school. High school made me a legitimate racist for so long.
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Idk. I studied and left. I was too detached to know what anybody was up to.
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>>37859140

>High school made me a legitimate racist for so long.

Disgusting racist, why didn't you suck on their BBC? and swallow their cum?

Fucking bigot.

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>Another night spent anxious and depressed and worrying about race politics

How do I make myself realize it's all just bait and leave /r9k/ for good?
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FARRRRTY ROCK
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>>37859109
>FARTY ROCKERS IN THE BRAAP TONIGHT
>EVERYBODY MAKIN' TURDS TONIGHT
>YOU CAN TASTE THE SHIT FROM OUR ASS
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nigga get the fuck out
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>>37859263
Sorry For Farty Rockin

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I like the spa. It costs like 160 a visit but they have a cool bathtub and I can walk around in a robe and they have teapots full of tea everywhere so I drink all the tea and they give me a massage after my bath, i stopped drinking to save all my money for spas
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>practice gf wrote a poem about my penis
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>practice fiancee wrote a novella about my ballsack
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>test wife authors a trilogy based on my butthole

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>when I die all I'll leave behind is a bunch of shitposting and bitterness
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>>37859077
>And dying in your beds,many years from now, would you be willing to trade ALL the days,from this day to that,for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell the normies that they may take our site but they'll never take...OUR NEETDOM!!!!
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>>37859077
>>37859222
normie here
don't feel bad

just be your self
you are all gonna make it bros
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And don't forget half-baked dreams that could have been beautiful had you been stronger


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