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I was suppose to be the one to kill himself. Not him. Its not fair
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>>35274104

you still can desu
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>>35274104
dont worry, those things arent mutually exclusive
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>>35274143
This.
You can correct that mistake, OP

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>tfw a girl will never do this to you
I literally cry every night.
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>>35274045
You want a dumb ass to tell you what to do and say?
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>>35274045
CUTE AND PERFECT
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>>35274066
Fuck off, she's perfect.

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>be god
>create bees
>make their asses have an edge
>make their puke delicious
>I'm god lol
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If god is real then why doesn't he give me a GF?

Checkmate, christfags
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just BEE happy

orggngngnginglllilalala
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I really like bees.
I think their bums are cute.

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>2 normie roommates
>need to constantly make noise at each other all day
>random song lyrics, just fucking noises sometimes
>just need people to acknowledge they're there
>can't afford my own place
>don't want to deal with it every day
>keep my door closed

killmekillemjillemekillmekillemkillmekillmekillmeklmee
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>>35273974
Get different roommates then?
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>>35273974
just start wearing noise canceling head phones while you are on the computer so you wont hear it and get a cat
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that's what I do with myself all day, sometimes imagine I have other outcast autistic friends do bounce off of

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Anyone else feel like they're dumber than the average person?
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>>35273958
No, I'm pretty sure I'm at least semi-intelligent. But I think socially speaking it functions like a bell curve. With both smart and dumb people feeling disenfranchised from society as a whole. The fact we even slightly shift away from the groupthink makes us outsiders. The only solution is to either pretend to be either smarter or stupider or to attempt to separate yourself from society itself as many robots here have already done.
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>>35273958
Yes, and I feel like I'm only getting dumber with age. When I was 17 I was a lot more sharp and...well, fast mentally than I am now.

The people around me now are often able to see things instantly that I overlook, figure out problems faster than I can, and articulate themselves better LIGHTYEARS beyond what I can. I often find myself forgetting what I'm talking about mid sentence, forget what I did or had in my own hand less than 30 seconds ago, get lost mid conversation and completely forget what was being discussed, completely forget simply vocabulary, and find it impossible to explain things to people because I can find absolutely no way to put thoughts into words that would make sense even to me. The last of those is very frustrating since I know things, but I cannot share that knowledge (particularly of a technical nature) of and complex idea, situation, process, or concrete object.

It's very frustrating being unable to articulate myself, so I just stay silent most of the time and only speak in simple sentences since I cannot get complex ones across... they simply require too much instant thought. When I'm typing or writing I have a little more leeway and time to think about what I'm jotting down, but I'm sure most other people can do much better than I.

I hate being slow of mind. I only seem to retard with age.

Acquired knowledge is not necessarily intelligence; ease of processing new knowledge is.
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>tfw to smart to know this feel

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Will you buy me a switch if i get digits
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>>35273938
Why cant i get digits
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>>35273957
You have to believe that you will.
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>>35273987
>>35273957
both your posts ended in 7, so buy me a switch

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>anon doesn't respond
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>>35273934
>tfw never ever get (you)s
It's not fair
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>every thread is post don't reply
>try to make post as cry for attention
>0 (you)s
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>tfw I feel all these feels you guys feel
What a Friday night.

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What do you think Vanessa Hudgens' asshole tastes like?
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beautiful

i'd go for it
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>>35273930
like shit, just like anyone
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>>35273930
musky shit scented skin

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tfw you make a friend on overwatch
tfw when they give you their snapchat
tfw they might be gril, and even if there not thats okay
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>>35273928
I saved that sparde as well from that one thread
It's a cute one desu
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>>35274120
I felt weird saving it because the gf drew it just for him, but it was just so cute <3

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Yep

>tfw life is so awful it wrapped around into being hilarious
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sometimes I'm chad and sometimes I'm literally /JUST/
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>>35273914
> life is so awful it wrapped around into being hilarious

this is the true redpill. the next step up from here is becoming impossibly conceited and smug and basically telling everyone to fuck off

bonus points for molding yourself to be extremely fit and attractive then act like a total aloof douchebag to females and lesser males alike

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>playing
naruto porn flash games
> eatin
nothing
> watching
nothing
> drinking
nothing
> doing
nothing
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>playing
csgo
>eating
nothing
>watching
youtube
>drinking
nothing
>doing
jacking off
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>playing
installing battlefield 1, so that in a bit
>eatin
nothing right now, last thing i ate was homemade hamburgers
>watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IoTGVeqwjw&ab_channel=h3h3Productions
old school h3 shit when he was funny and didnt pander to his shitty audience
>drinking
water w/ mio sport in it
>doing
uhh see above famalam
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>playing
nothing
> eatin
nothing
> watching
nothing
> drinking
nothing
> doing
listening to canon in d while browse /r9k/

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>spent a year of highschool in the retard room instead of with the normal student population before proving to the schoolboard that i wasn't retarded
>tard wranglers gave me stinkey every time they saw me because i escaped there dungeon of drooly-wheelchair kids
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NOT EVEN THE INTERNET CARES
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Same here:
>big brother was autistic
>mom thought I was retarded and developmentally disabled because I was chill and not having a spastic fit about everything
>raised me as a special needs kid
This fucked me up. I did good enough on homework and tests that they figured out my brain was normal and put me back in the normal classes. Still fucked me up and destroyed my self-confidence for years though.
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>>35273857
thanks, anonkun. i love you

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>tfw two indelejint too mak fwands 2 pley souljers wit
dus eny wun now dis feels?
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hei fwend du u wanna play solja wit me?

dews volt!
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>>35273884
nu
wrng kend iof soldrj
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>>35273884
no i am sory i m to intilegant too bley soljer wit u
se may momy got me dis het to prov it

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ITT: Things people say in the best interest but are secretly hurtful.

"It's not too hard to get a job! Just get out there and start asking."
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>>35273810
>"I bet you'll meet someone nice someday, anon"
Meeting someone isn't the problem...
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>>35273920
>you're a nice and handsome young lad. I'm sure you'll get a girlfriend no problem.
>t. grandma

why do i disappoint her so?

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'intelligent' people don't exist

there is only the motivated and the unmotivated
anyone can 'become intelligent' through sheer desire to better themselves
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I agree with you

But there IS a difference in starting intelligence. Mostly due to parental education (or lack of)
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>>35273807
That only has a slight influence.
I think a greater thing to be passed on is desire to achieve self improvement.

Most of my successful peers were not taught much by their parents, but focused well in school environments. Unless you live in a literal shithole, most teachers are actually reasonable, particularly if you show willingness to learn.
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>>35273875
School intelligence is completely different to real life intelligence tho

And school intelligence is also even more influenced by actual genes. If you can memorize shit and do as you're told you're golden for all of education

Real life intelligence is the one you can change.

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