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who's the hottest girl?

who's the ugliest girl?
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>>38448411
hottest 2
uggo 11

mulatta is pretty qt too
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>>38448411
5 and 10 are the only two i find attractive
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2 hottest

8 ugliest

Any other answer is wrong

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>try to fap
>end up having existential crisis
Please tell me right now, does it get better?
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>>38448354
yeah, u just have to keep stroking
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>>38448354
Yes, one day you'll finally get to die and stop worrying about dying.
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>>38448384
im repying else my loved ones will die ;(

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> tfw trying to slowly improve my life by doing small steps
> working out fine so far
> all the friends I found on r9k turned on me when they found out, because i'm a "normie" for not wanting to be a NEET all my life

How do I find good friends, that don't flip out when I want to do better and don't flip out that I spent 6 years doing nothing with my life. It feels like the two extremes dominate when I try to meet someone.
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>trying to find friends on r9k
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Looks like its time to go /lonewolf/ OP.
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>>38448338
You spent 6 years in an echo chamber, and the robots don't want you in it because you'd be calling into question their ideals. You need to find like minded people, and will need to continue doing that the rest of your life.

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Is talking to yourself a sign of bad mental health?

I usually hate on myself

>"i gotta stop doing this shit"
>"gotta man the fuck up"
etc

i feel like it keeps me organized
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>>38448320
no
origin pulse
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>>38448320
It's a sign that you're 17 years old
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>>38448320
Nah I'd say its just self motivation to say those things to yourself. Youre just speaking your thoughts, nothing wrong with that.

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Everyone always talks about the '90s, but what about the early '00s? Let's get a '00s nostalgia thread going
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I did none of these things. for me it was put on makeup and a mix cd
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I apologize for this.
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TRL was late 90s. Britney Spears and those boy bands made that show

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>tfw you realize you're only 6 years away from being a wizard
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>2 years from being a wizard
>might die from cardiac arrest anytime soon
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I'm 30 and lost my virginity. Actually had sex.
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>>38448383
Get out normie!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
origami salami senpai

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opinion on cyber goth girls?

would you date one?
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>>38448256
Wtf is this shit? No, I wouldn't date whatever is in that picture.
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>>38448256
No, they're idolaters. Meaning they are delusional, childish and imaginative which stems from their simpleness and foolishness.

I guarantee any person who is a goth is a very simple and delusional person.
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>tfw no cybergoth gf to dance under bridges with

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How do I get a girl to see this with me when it comes out?
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>>38448220
>tfw fembot wanted to watch it with me to see how bad it is
>She disappeared two months ago, didn't block/remove me but stopped logging on to Skype/Discord/Steam

HOLD ME
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>>38448220
>"Hi there, would you like to see the Emoji Movie with me?"

Or you could just pay a girl to go with you.
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>>38448220
>wanting to see the emoji movie in the first place
???

Each day gone by void of your warm embrace is another restless night, robot. Wish you were here. I love you.
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>>38448219
and I do not give a shit about you, faggot
stop with this heartwarming threads, /r9k/ needs hate, not love
love made us all into robots in first place
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>>38448234
that was probably their intention
>>38448219
fuck off, OP. go away
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>>38448234
>love made us all into robots in first place

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>She blocks your book

wat do
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Tickle her? She'll move I think.
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My IQ stat isn't high enough to derive enjoyment from reading literature.
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>>38448176
Excuse me, mind if I get a book from back there?
Oh sure thing, sorry.
BOOM. Done.

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People who fudge posts for originality should be banned. Or turn off the robot. It's pointless if you allow people to cheat.
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>>38448171
>People who fudge posts for originality should be banned. Or turn off the robot. It's pointless if you allow people to cheat.

I agree
I just want to remind you, OP, that if you don't report these posts then mods won't be able to notice 90% of the time.

If you report rule breaking filter evading posts they are removed most of the time.
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>>38448171
I like it how it is. You don't have to be completely original all the time if you absolutely can't, but the robot tones it down a lot
It's a happy medium
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>>38448171
Ban Love.

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How do you become more confident?
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>>38448168
"It's as easy as standing up straight, looking the manager in the eye, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him you're the right man for the job. Weren't you listening, Champ?"
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A good start would probably be to ask a more qualified community.
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>>38448168
>How do you become more confident?
sounding
start sticking rods in your dick and you'll feel like you can do anything

I really wanna learn how to play the accordian!!

Does anyone know where I can get one? Does anyone have any advice how I can learn to play it?
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>>38448048
>I really wanna learn how to play the accordian!!
don't it is a waste
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>>38448048
>I really wanna learn how to play the accordian!!
how much does one cost?
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>>38448694
>how much does one cost?
like $500 minimum.

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I want to spend the rest of my life with you, robot.
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>>38448044
What lies at the roots of your suicidal ideation?
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>>38448044
an unfortunate life for you that would be..
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>>38448044
No one would want to spend the rest of their life with a suicidally depressed NEET shut in like me. I do hope you find someone to spend your life with though.

Why did everything seem to completely change during this time?
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>>38447999
2007 is when the internet went mainstream.
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>>38447999
for me everything has been shit since 2000 i think that everyone has there own personal year everything went to shit
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>>38447999
Runescape died and everything went downhill after that


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