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>>36276105
Looks like you got cucked by big Anglo-American and Russian cock.

>>36276105
Don't listen to the jerk. She has very pretty eyes.

>>36276445
Cuck enabler.

>>36276039
Can't argue with that

oricunt

>>36276039
my family immigrated here in the twenties, we don't owe you shit

>be white
>get welfare

living the dream my nigga

Why are normies on this board? REeE get off

>>36276047
Going outside doesn't make me a normie faggot. I just decided it would be good for my mental health.

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what teams did you see?

>>36275959
The unique ones are hot commodities and get snapped up very fast.
You have to be quick. Also you have to bring more to the table because of the competition.

Yes, of course it is. Even if you discount the basic argument that each human being is essentially unique (though molded by the same cultural matrix, geographically and culturally speaking), there's always gonna be a percentage of the female population mirroring your position and ideas and interests on the other side of the gender divide.

Gonna bet you're probably ignoring them in favour of "hotter", more commodified girls you still feel attracted to, despite their "degeneracy". Ain't that a shame.

>>36276019
therefore impossible for the robot

maybe it is a possibility to find the potentially unique girl that is right now basic and tease out the qualities in relationship

the risk maybe is she leave at the moment of uniqueness achievement

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Hey, those lyrics are pretty funny, haha!

Do you mind if I use them for a song?

>>36275975

hey only if you let me hear the finished version!

I just love making OC /r9k/ memes.

>>36275906
Pure genius flimflam

At least you have a job

I'm a parasite with no paycheck because I'm too fucked up to have a job

I'm living on neetbux funded by your paycheque, OP.

Does that make you feel better?

>>36275902

Go apply for a merchandiser job, or construction job, or overnight warehouse job. They'll take anyone who looks and says they'll be a great hard working employee

ill start with a story of mine

>be loser in HS
>never talked to girls
>one day some semi chad invites me to a party and i said yes because i was too scared to say no
>girls everywhere
>alcohol
>get drunk as fuck
>nervous as fuck and just awkwardly standing in a corner
>sit down because im bored and dont even know what to do anyway
>girl sits down next to me and puts her feet on my lap with sandals on
>my heart is pounding and she looks like a stacy ive no idea what to do
>she says "hey whats up?"
>i say nothing and stand up and leave like a cuck
>go outside and ask some guy for a cigarette
>have never smoked before
>just cough and people laugh around me
>go back inside
>girls is there looking lonely
>some other dude sits next to her and she leaves the seat

she literally had 10/10 feet but i was too much of a pussy even drunk lul


fast forward to college
>girls always barefoot around halls/dorms
>one girl has literally the best feet ive seen but is kind of a butterface
>im in a friends room and she's friends with him
>she needs help with some meme homework
>at this point i wasnt too beta and could at least talk to girls
>say some shit about "yeah thats easy let me help"
>she comes over and sits on the bed next to me and starts asking me questions
>i tell her the answers because they were easy for our major
>she scoots up on the bed
>feet are right in my field of view under her papers and shes cross legged
>cannot stop looking at them
>friend leaves the room
>this girl is getting wayyyy too comfortable and then goes on "the pose"
>she catches me staring at her feet while we go over the questions
>she just smiles and continues
>dont talk much after that day but she always smiled at me if we ever crossed each other on campus or in the dorms
>everytime she would visit my friends room she would bring sandals and always dangle them and look at me

i've more if anyone is interested

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>>36275991

this is what the college girl feet looked liked

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>>36275740
I will post my first foot experience to bump
>Me and this girl have been "friends" since birth pretty much (our moms were friends)
>me and her mess around a lot when we're really young
>feel each other up, make out all the time (we were like REALLY young so doesn't really count)
>she is my first "gf"
>we grow up and somewhat apart (she was really annoying and as a kid I didnt really care for girls that much)
>stay friends but we both try and act like we dont remember what we used to do all the time
>eventually move in down the street from her during HS
>by this time she is really hot 9/10 and I am virgin loser
>she comes over some times when shes fighting with her sisters
>complains her feet hurt
>mom says I should give her a foot rub to relax her
>we go downstairs
>spaghettieverywhere.jpg
>I get so hard
>she notices and starts rubbing her feet on my cock through my shorts
>we hang out for a bit and after I calm down I nope the fuck out of there
>never talk about it again

i try to avoid them because i feel uncomfortable using their pronouns. i dont want to be an ass but at the same time i disagree with the whole concept, it feels like unhealthy escapism in the end

Yeah kinda. I can't even begin to imagine what it would be like to feel like I was born the wrong gender. I haven't met any trannies that I know of, but I'd be polite as possible unless they were one of those weird trannies who rejects pronouns and wants to be a woman but still dresses like a man.

>>36275621
>Does anyone else feel bad for trannies?

it makes me feel bad when there are assholes who go out of their way to be mean to them. Who the fuck does that to people? Why?

there's some dick in another tranny thread doing that now.

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>when your IQ is like 120 meaning normies think you're a genius but actual intelligent people think you're a normie

>>36275571
my mom says this all the damn time

>you're smart you're just not trying
i'm trying so hard I really really am

>>36275786
>>you're smart you're just not trying
i used to think i was smart but lazy. then i went to college and realized that i was literally a fucking drooling retard. somehow my mom still thinks i'm smart.

>>36275544
FUCK NIGGERS FUCK NIGGERS FUCK NIGGERS FUCK NIGGERS

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plz fucci mi boipucci

>>36275544
all shit

>>36275583
/pol/

>>36275530
This is one of the reasons I moved back home.

I hate apartments.

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>Basketball American belowme starts blasting music at 7AM on a Sunday
>go downstairs, knock on his door, and ask him to turn it down
>he doesn't stab me
>he actually turns it down

I'm amazed that went as well as it did.

>be black
>be average
>no one wants to talk to you
>no one wants to be your friend
>some people are legitimately afraid of you
>just want to talk about vidya
>or anime
>or sports
>or anything really

none of you will know this feel

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First for INTJs. PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE INTERACTING WITH US INTJs. Thank you kind citizens.

>>36275528
Your obsession is bordering on hysteria. Seek help.

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Also please read this and visit /r/intj if you have any more questions about INTJs. Thank you patriots.

>>36275561
Go away troll.

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breaking bad is actually amazing tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIRCPAOLBd0

I don't even own a TV anymore.

>>36275328

>don't watch TV shows
>only sport I like is baseball
>don't consume alcohol
>think that casual sex is meaningless and isn't worth pursuing

My coworkers think I'm some sort of alien

>>36275306
I'm studying to become a customs broker. I have to study this document called the Harmonized Tariff Schedule. (used to determine taxes on imported goods) It's about 3500 pages and it has a list of every possible tangible object that you can touch. So there are lots of things

>>36275481
KYS.

>>36275306
Depends on what you mean. There's only a few hudnred elements, but then you can devide a thing, even time, infinitely.

>>36275676
What criticism do you have with my post?

>>36275304
Go fuck yourself.
I hate your face.
Fuck you.
KILL YOURSELF. ;-;

Ones a normie who's too busy with his life to ever hang out
Ones a super robot who never wants to hang out unless it's too the movies or his basement
One moved away
Ones going to jail for cheese pizza

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One is a massive degenerate and quite kind and supportive.

One is the most intelligent person I have met but he intentionally acts retarded. He is also manipulative.

One is quite nice and gives reasonable advice, he plays a lot of VNs and chess.

One is a total subby masochistic fag who loves FFXIV and is a dick magnet.

My closest friend is kind, always there for me, extremely relatable, fun to play vidya with, and I can't imagine life without him. He is the best thing that has happened to me and I hope I can repay him adequately somehow one day.