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Tinder thread
For robots who use it and don't have much success, post your pics, profiles, and conversations and i'll help you out.
Ugly robot here who used to get jack shit on tinder, made a few minor changes and now drowns in pussy.
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nice shilling my dude bro
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can you post your pic so we can be sure you're not undercover-Chad?
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tfw get matches but I'm socially awkward so they stop messaging after a day
>mornin' anon! I'm brewing up some coffee, it'll be ready in just a second - and I reckon I know just how you like it: black! Teehee :3
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>tfw the white boys won't notice you
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>tfw no black gf to challenge society
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>>36853825
No you stupid whore I like it with milk and sugar, God damn
For real though, stop posting these threads, you're making my jungle fever even worse
I need some /adv/ice robots, but I feel like this thread is better suited for /r9k/ than /adv/.
I'm at a crossroads in my life right now. I'm 18 (in my senior year, kinda) but it looks like I won't be graduating on time, for a number of reasons. Most notably, I don't have the requisite credits to graduate, largely as a result of having a very shit junior year. I have really bad depression/bipolar/anxiety (the diagnosis changes literally every time I get admitted to a hospital) that prevents me from doing most normal high school things. On top of that, I have almost no motivation to do any of the work or even to obtain the necessary credits to graduate. I could easily get a GED, but that won't get me very far in life. Even assuming I somehow landed a really good job, I wouldn't be able to maintain it given the previously mentioned problems.
Currently I have two plans. The first one is to follow my boyfriend (not grill, just fag) to college and basically marry/live off him. His dad is extraordinarily wealthy, so this would not be problematic, and we've been dating for the past four years so it wouldn't be especially creepy. The second option is I live off my dad for the rest of my life, and when he dies and live off inheritance. He's not as rich as the bf, but he's still a 1% so it wouldn't be too hard.
I've jokingly mentioned both of these options to my family and every time I do they immediately shoot them down as being parasitic and lazy. I get that it's not ideal, but I really don't see any other way for me to lead a decent life. What advice can you robots give me? Thank you
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>I could easily get a GED, but that won't get me very far in life.
My GED never held me back from anything. I got accepted to community college, got my GenEd courses out of the way at minimal cost, and then transferred along with my credits to a 4 year university.
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>>36853820
Finish school. Exercising and eating healthy will help with those mental issues. Id say move with the boyfriend, find a job u like, work hard at it and move up while maybe getting a 2 year degree. School is super important if you want to live a normal life and not a poorfag check to check life
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>>36853820
>fag
Kill urself, that's my advice
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Why are faggots obsessed with making everything gay as if it's the norm?
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>not all shows need romance
to be fair that's true, romance subplots are generally lame
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>>36853852
Yeah, that's not the reason that Tumblr gets mad about it, though.
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I have to admit, this episode REALLY disappointed me. The romance felt so forced, it's just so cliche and unnecessary. But, "the straights get everything"? That's just a retarded argument.
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A lot of people make fun of this, but this image really makes me feel. I doubt Matt Furie intended it, but it comes across to me like a metaphor for the death of old Internet culture. Do any other robots know what I mean?
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I think you're taking 9gag "culture" too seriously.
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>>36853776
it made me sad realizing how many years I've spent doing absolutely nothing
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>>36854146
I mean Internet from like 2002-2007.
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- The Nigger Test -
"Analyze and Interpret
Analyze and Interpret
Analyze and Interpret
Analyze and Interpret
Analyze and Interpret
Analyze and Inrrpterpret
Annnnzyle and Itterpretnl
Anal sex and Interrrrrpetgyu" *delete
-as typed by Danny Vinyard at 34 minutes of American History-X
Write 15 high quality writing prompts and complete 5 of them in 6 hours or you're either a nigger or under the dominion of niggers. Even if you're under the dominion of niggers if you're a strong White person you'll be able to do it if you push yourself. Without rushing or sacrificing quality, if you can do it in 2 hours you're 1337 and 4 hours is par.
I'll bump the thread with my own prompts so the thread doesn't die, feel free to do the same.
Your time starts as soon as you see this thread: now go!
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I forgot to mention: if this thread gets deleted then the mods are niggers.
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1. A descriptive narrative of someone hiking through the woods who hasn't done so in quite some time, appreciates the good weather and is slightly filled with awe by the picturesque scenery and sparse wildlife that he or she sees.
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2. An internal monologue of someone sitting by a fire (who's in his or her late 20's to early 30's) who is unemployed and friendless who is longing for the way things once were and the way things could have been including getting a good job, starting a family and becoming skilled at things such as programming and playing guitar
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>supposed to be starting my first job today
>no one told me when to show up
They won't look at me weird if I get there a few hours early,right?
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Can't you just call and ask? I doubt they'd look down upon you for that
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>>36853868
It's three in the morning and I don't want to look like a total autist.
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>>36853912
99% of jobs start at 8am, no one will look down on you if you get there at 7:30am
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What undies are you wearing tonight /r9k/?
Pics appreciated
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I'm wearing nothing, I like to be naked as most as possible
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>>36854581
>I'm wearing nothing, I like to be naked as most as possible
lewd desu
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Boxer briefs, like always.
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say hi to Blaire White everyone
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show me ur peepee
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If I were a girl who wanted the most orbiters I would pretend to be a cuckservative with ties to 4chan
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>>36853521
Who tf is this? Someone please brief me I'm too newfag apparently.
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>your phone hasn't rung in months
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>>36853513
> years
Not one person I know.
Cheetos dust is what I style my neckbeard with.
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>>36853513
Why would Woody kill himself?
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>>36853582
his found hasn't rung in months anon
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I cant imagine a girl spending restless nights thinking of me. I cant imagine a girl getting butterflies in their stomach just by seeing me or hearing my name in conversations. I cant imagine myself being on a girls mind 24/7.
But that's all I ever imagine
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>>36853490
Yes anon I'm the same way... I've only had that experience once for 2 weeks. But oh well, all we can do is keep trying.
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>>36853490
maybe there's already a girl out there, you just don't know it
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>>36853843
Why are you lying? Don't give false hopes faggot
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I want a guy to kick me in the nuts as hard as he can.
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>>36853432
you had your thread furfag. die.
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>>36853449
Wow you need to learn how to accept people who are different from you.
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>>36853432
Why? Real life isn't like your femdom porn. Unless the guy kicking you has leg muscle atrophy, you'd probably lose your nuts entirely.
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>"I'm a robot"
>only "mental illness" is a personality disorder and occasional feelings of depression or anxiety
If you can't get Neetbux for your mental illness it's not as bad as you think
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>>36853418
if you get neetbux that means you participated in some form of societal hoop game with the government. you lose, norman
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>>36853538
>a societal hoop game with the government
???
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>>36853538
I don't get neetbux, I don't want to be involved with the government at all. My Jew bitch psychologist says I have schizophrenia so I could get neetbux if I want to
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Do men like girls that look like this? More specifically that kind of hairstyle and hoodie.
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if they're quiet guys or failed normies
chads usually go for bleach-blonde stacy's believe it or not
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bob cut and hoodie look cute
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>>36853365
Depends,i like.
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How is life going anon, what's bugging you?
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Talking to a girl long distance that makes me want to get my life together. Sometimes she messages first and she says nice things about me, but other times she'll go long periods without responding. I keep getting so self conscious about how often I reply and how long my messages can be. Pacing is everything from my understanding.
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being alive makes me sick
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>>36853518
I literally see no reason to get out of bed anymore
My parents wouldn't like me being more of a wreck than I am though