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It's about average. The problem is that for women average = unattractive.

>>39522796
I was insecure about my height 5'6 but it went away when I realized that a lot of famous people who bag women on the daily are 5'7-5'8. Literally just /improve/ the insecurity will go away.

Yes, it's short. It's not dwarfism-tier short, but it's short. Other "average" height "men" will tell you it's not, but everyone taller than you and virtually every woman thinks you're short.

>>39522726
>be me
>have same experience
*fast forward 11 months*
>still no jerb
>realise she's probably been killed or figured out how to welfare
>back to /r9k/

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>25
>been working lame jobs since sophomore yeah HS
>still work lame jobs for minimum wage

if I were smarter person I would have stayed at one fucking place and been the manager or supervisor of mcdonald's, or the pizza place, or the movie theater, or something else instead my last job was busting ass doing dishes at the restaurant and I hope to finish my damn meme degree this fall.....

someone kill me pls

>>39522726
shieet i dont want anything else in life except all of the smoothies

I never got my dick sucked, just a hand job when i was 18, after this nothing more happened and I'm 25 years old, you still a robot


I forgot to mention that when I was high and drunk on cocaine i went to get a hooker my dick did not get hard because I was nervous and high on cocaine this happened 2 times i gave up since then, good luck my friend

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Good luck, anon. When you proceed into normiedom, please share with us how is it really like on the other side. Would like to know in-depth about normiedom from perspective of ex-robot/cyborg.
Come back anytime when if you get cheated, cucked on, dissapointed in normie life and tell us how it felt like.

>>39522725
>hand job = the good succ

Yea nice try virgin

Oh yeah man guns are gay

>>39522619
It's more badass OP. The bigger the bullet, the better the end

one of my country's national heroes killed himself by cutting into his arm because he was going to be executed anyways.

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>>39522520
What do you call two black men on the moon?

A problem

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>>39522533
What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon?

A problem solved

I don't get it, can somebody explain the joke to me please.

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>>39522494
How should he have replied to this?

I literally saw this on r/cringepics

>>39522494
>Getting destroyed by a ugly lanky spic
Truly a low point in Nick jonas life

>>39522457
I started fantasizing about that in my early twenties. They just honestly become more attractive.

>>39522457
That bitch looks like a fucking undead from Dark Souls though dude

Is 26 still far too late to get a mummy gf? I really want one badly. Older women are the best

>>39522424
Why not just buy a decent pocket pussy with the money instead?

>>39522424
Spend it on a hobby you have (other than sex).

>>39522424
get five bjs from that snaggletoothed girl under the bridge

>>39522416
>>39522416
You're probably going to have to talk to her about it, if you're absolutely certain she's read it, then you could possibly clear a few things up and salvage what little relationship you have/have not with your mom

Better than just leaving it and hoping she forgets

>>39522644
or,you know,he can simply kill himself

>>39522416
How did your mom find a document on your computer?

>My girlfriend

You must be lost, because you definitely do not belong on this board.

How old is she? She sounds like she is going through a phase where she is trying to be cool and doesn't care if it injures you.
Luckily you were only four months in.

>>39522458
Faggot why can't we offer normalfucks some advice. He will soon be a robot

>>39522381
because she was a degenerate addict who could've lived if you did something about it

>>39522381
i dunno what's fucked about this
everyone got what was coming to them

thank god she died. orijikiojsiojkg

Robots are mostly retarded kids so I wouldn't take chances, I'll go with the normie.

Normie, of course

Can you answer to me what a friend is for?

>>39522249
>wanting to die of a brain tumor
You do realize it's one of the most painful and dragged out ways to die right?

>>39522249
I envy you so bad sickfaggot.

bullshit, the doctor wouldn't know you had a tumor without doing some imaging

>>39522241
but that's just a subversive jewish lie. women only do the sex to make their fathers and husbands happy

No, they don't. If they did, they'd be doing it all the time like men. If women want to have sex, it's always because they want something from the man.

>>39522241
If you like fucking then why won't you fuck me?

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>>39522239
oy vey goyim id rather not taint the genes of god's chosen people. but im very sure you would like to be with tyrone. i could set something up for you if youd like.

>tfw no jewish bf to do concentration camp BDSM with

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>>39522239
I have Jew blood. My hair turns into a Jew fro when it grows out.