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>>38434714
robot to normie, yes possible
robot to chad, no

I was a KV until 23 and now have a GF of five years, if that answers your question.

>>38434714
I used to be a robot into normie and into cyborg again.

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>Ok class, get into groups
>Anon why aren't you in a group
>Attention class, anon doesn't have a group, who wants to take him
>Silence

>>38434682
>playing Ellder Scrolls online
>some random guy invites me to his group
>people abandon the original group leader and start following me around
>guy who originaly invited me: "h-hey Anon can you leave? I need to invite my friend."

I don't get why they put us in a group. I can clearly finish the assignment myself.

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>>38434582
>Not taking a picture
Come on OP I wanna see

I'm diagnosed with /schizophrenia/

Was a neet for seven years, but recently I got a job, I only work half time though and still get neet bux on top of my meager salary.
>the feel when work sucks but not working sucks too.

Any schizos out there that can relate to the feel of longing for psychosis, or aspects of the psychotic experience? Don't get me wrong, it was a catastrophe, but kind of an awesome one when it happened both times I've experienced it.
I take my meds daily like a good boy though, but someitmes I just wish to get off them and dive into madness and insanity again.
"Becoming God" again and having my voices again to entertain me. I'm not cut for this ordinary mundane life, god I sound way too edgy now, don't I? maybe it's just a brainfart..

>>38434701
I'm not schizophrenic but I can relate. I'm diagnosed with /bipolar/ type 1, and I miss my manic episodes sometimes. I've been heavily medicated for years so it's completely under control. Haven't had an episode in over four years now. They were terrifying and I'd never really want to lose my faculties and inhibitions and ability to eat and drink and act like a human being like that again... but the complete absence of control was thrilling. I think it's impossible to talk about without sounding edgy.

>not being as obnoxiously loud as possible

>>38434544
I love getting into the girls section of public toilets early in the morning. I lock the door and sit there waiting. Girls taking a shit is my fetish, so i just sit there for hours and fap to the sounds around me. When no one is around i sneak back out.
Ive done it a couple of times now and i love it.

>>38435235

You ever fucked up the toilet so they cant flush? Or put a camera under the bottom?

Do you have clinical depression?

>>38434506
you just have to do it and try not think about why you don't want to do it

we're destined to life this unhappy life so we just have to accept it and move on

did you try to make a plan at improving your life and then following through on it?

>>38434440
>roastie robots
How, um... how does that work?

>>38434440
why are there dicks everywhere?

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>click through like a hundred dicks
>find a female
>immediately disconnects me

>find gril on omegle
>strip and fap for her
>find out she's a bot
>links me to a porn site where it posted a video of me fapping
>fml
I gave up with Omegle a while ago, it's such a meme.

>>38434418
Well you may be an exception but you see, most women are evil.

why did you bother including your gender?

it doesn't even help the story

>>38434463
to show that there are still some decent women out there who want to help beta men

>>38434405
Is this a new variation of the D E V I L I S H meme?

>A N G E L I C

Because you're a faggot kid

>>38434405
> plays video game
> enjoys it

Yeah you're a real special snowflake

>>38434327
that fat fuck will die soon
fucking bastard has everything

>>38434327
I subscribed to his channel a few years ago hoping to witness an inspirational weightloss journey in real time.

He looks exactly the fucking same...

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His gf is fat and ugly as sin

>>38434311
is he going to get killed by the state or going to jail for the rest of is life ?

He has been getting ass raped in jail. His virginity is gone!

>>38434311
His friend said that Dylann had sex with a black girl.

>>38434278
What you meant to say was
>post more like this
Don't pretend like you're interested in others likes/opinions you fucking retard

>>38434387
haha! ya caught me! total pwnage.

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>>38434278
>post your favorites
>oh but only if i like them

>>38434237
Skinny but not too skinny is best. This isn't even debated, it's commonly accepted to be true.

you are messing thicc with thick.
thicc is perfect (has meat but isnt fat) and thick is just what girls use instead of fat whale

literally who fucking cares

jerk off to whatever you want

why is this even a debate

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Some black womyn are qt

>>38434242
occasionally yes but most of the time the attractive ones are mixed and their men usually look hideous

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>>38434208
>thankfully I live in Mexico

black belt in succ
also they will probably drink bone hurtin juice

>>38434165
Dude it's just a necklace. I wear a leather choker myself, it means nothing.

>>38434165
faeries, alchemical machinery, getting rid of thelema, illluminati, freemasonry and skull and bones, and apparently they want men to be like they were before feminism

>>38434112
17

Didn't get my license until I was 22. Laziness and all that.

>>38434112
Just over 17, minimum age for driving alone on public roads is 18.

I got my learner's permit at 17. I'm 27 now and still don't have my license.