Downing one of these right now. Who else here loves energy drinks?
Energy drinks suck .. I prefer black cofffee , adderol , or cocaine
>>38685008
I love the first sip and the last couple of drops
>>38685008
Yes, but monster is garbage. Red bull is the king of energy drinks
Post girls sipping drinks
>>38684973
Don't have much in the gif department I'm afraid but...
>>38685558
...I do have a collection of tea stills
Got 40 mins til work
So apparently there's a "100 day" rule in South Korea with women, meaning no sex for 100 days after the first date.
Should us fembots follow this rule?
>>38684951
>That picture
I bet there's a fucking gallery and or a forum dedicated to RL paw porn.
I think you are profoundly overestimating the patience of Western men.
100 days is what, 3 months and a week or thereabouts?
About sex on the first date:
>with Chad
he will leave you
>with Robot
he will fall in love and orbit you forever demanding more or wanting a serious relationship
It's a bad idea either way.
Have men always liked big asses or is it a recent trend?
I don't like these asses. I can't even explain what kind of asses I like, damn, but these types arent the one I like
>>38684950
Recent trend, but with all the HAES and body positivity everywhere it makes sense
Asses were not invented until 1991. You do the math.
How do you meet girls?
I can't meet any at work because I work in a very male dominated field
I have already graduated so uni isn't an option
My friends are all introverts and never go out and I'm too scared to go alone
My only hobby is boxing and there's no girls there
What the hell do I do?
Tinder like a normie, flash your cash, get the pucci.
>>38684924
But I want a nice gf not some tinder slag
>>38684963
If normies can't even get a nice gf, what makes you think you can? You realize even normies get cucked? What is your field of work?
>h-hi I'm Link
>she (male) does a reluctant curtsy
>I need your help!
>I'm about t-to fight Ganondorf but I need health potions
>what? THAT much for one potion?
>b-but I don't have the rupees!
>wait! please help!
what do
>>38684872
sorry kid, tree fiddy is as low as I'll go.
>>38684872
Well then, it looks like you're going to have to go on a shitty fetch quest in order to get them.
>>38685033
This. I am in need of a new blade, go fetch me the legendary master sword and I will fill your belt with potions.
Anyone here an ex-robot? I just come here to see how you guys are doing from time to time. I used to be a virgin loser about 5 years ago but now I have my shit together. I fuck fat Latina ass on the reg and shits never been better. Don't give up guys there's hope for you all
How did you learn to not be a robot?
I been on 4chan 10 years now and I was a turbo-robot. Shut in, can't say more than one word in a conversation/if at all, stutters when speaking. Spent 2 years a NEET.
I have my shit together, but I'm still a virgin with no friends. I don't even get to say I'm a robot anymore because I'm too normal, but not normie enough to be a norman.
>>38684821
>fat latina ass
sounds fucking disgusting, I'll pray for you anon, it seems like you're the one who needs help.
official r9k paint thread open up paint and draw whatever u like. r8 n h8
Textless posts are not allowed. xddD
give hugs my friendo :3333
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why am i still on this board after all these years?
no-pressure social interaction
We are rejects, we belong here. There's nowhere else we should be.
honestly this place gets me through the day
I am Senator Bernie Sanders, former Democratic candidate for President of the United States - AMA!
why you fail juden ?
Why are americans so retarded?
Why did they vote for a con-man who scammed them and lied to them?
>>38684754
If you loved the Soviets and Socialism so much why don't you move to Pyongyang?
look for friends or shill your server in this thread.
join!
https://discordgg/hZHwTW
>>38684736
Full of bluepilled normies, avoid
>>38684867
dude have you even read the chat?
its full of racial insults
>>38684736
when will these discordfags leave this board
WHY DO I HAVE TO LOOK SO YOUNG GOD DAMN IT?! I AM 21, NOT A FUCKING CHILD EVEN THOUGH I'M A KHHV.
IM A BIG BOY STOP TREATING ME LIKE IM NOT ONE
Hit the gym and put on some muscle faggot
>>38685058
I have been religiously lifting since I'm
17. I look much better than before but I'm still underweight, still a chinlet and still cant grow any decent facial hair.
>butt and tailbone hurt from sitting too much
>>38684596
Watch out so you don't have/get a pilonidal cyst.
>>38684596
So stand up and go for a walk retard
>>38684620
I already have one of those but it doesn't seem to be flared right now. It's more my actual butt cheeks hurt and my tailbone feels funny.
>>38684630
Yes I'm doing that but it doesn't seem to get better yet. I don't walk more than 3-4,000 steps per day so won't be able to stand up that long.
I might finally have a purpose in life guys
So my wagecuck stockboy job at sears is ending due to our store going out of business. So i had an interview the other day at a restoration company. They are basically the first responders that go clean up after fires, floods, and natural disasters.
I'd finally have a full time big boy job that is something i've kind of always wanted to do, help people in need after unfortunate events. Just thinking about being able to do something like that makes me feel alot more confident in myself already, like i have a purpose.
The only downside (besides the painful hard work it will be) is that i might not have much time for a social life. I'll be on call and the guy said i might be out on a date or something and get a call to pack my things and get ready to drive to another state for a few days.
What's worse though, telling a girl i have to get up and leave because my heroic duty calls, or telling one i work wagecuck at fucking sears?
Servepro stop shilling
>>38684580
Sounds good anon, Go for it, Im sure any girl would understand might make them even more interested if the timing was right
>>38684580
Girls apparently love tough guy types so you'll basically be swimming in pussy regardless apparently
what job does chad typically do?
It doesn't matter. Chad could be a burger flipper and still more desirable than a robot making millions a year.
wall street, for sure.
hollywood stars, rock stars, sports stars
Marketing, all that charisma is best used selling things