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What the fuck is a transgender? How could someone with a penis go one day "You know what, I think I was meant to have a vagina"

How does that even work? Are you an esper? How can people think transgender isn't a mental illness?
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>>39011037
They say it has to do with "brain gender" being incongruent with their "body gender" and that gender identity is a fixed aspect of biology, but I still don't really understand.

I'm a male, and I identify quite firmly as a male, but if I woke up tomorrow with a woman's body, I wouldn't think, damn, I'm going to have to get my boobs chopped off and use spare tissue to make myself a new penis. I'd think, oh shit, I'm a woman now, I'm going to have to learn a lot of new shit about how to function in society as a woman.

Can any transgendered people explain this to me? Does changing your body and dress to suit your "brain gender" really treat your gender dysphoria or are you still a bit fucked up? I sincerely don't mean to offend, I'm genuinely curious.
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Xenoestrogens in the water have been to cause a massive increase in sexually fucked up fish
No way that could possibly affect humans tho right
If its FDA approved its safe :)
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>>39011136
As a follow up, do traps on r9k truly have gender dysphoria or do you believe that becoming a trap will save you from your undesirability as a male and that becoming a trap might increase your chances of getting laid?

t. 5 foot 6
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>>39010954
To be honest, my inflated standards from being lonely and KHV for so long that I wouldn't settle for just anyone has made me care about physical traits more than I would have. I want my GF to be taller honestly.
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>>39010954
because 5'4 is the ideal height for men, anything taller and he starts losing his facial aesthetics
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Because women are primitive and retarded and have a pack mentality.

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Who here /munchin/

It's Papa Johns night here. Cheese pizza with extra garlic sauce. You can't beat that combination - don't even bother.
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>>39010946
Cheese pizza is boring.
4/10.
Some crispy pepperoni's would have been nice.
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Hello Risotto fag here, bumping with my last Risotto.
Times have been hard for me. I've been unable to cook Risotto because it's too much for my budget. I'm trying to save money, so I'll be cooking something else instead.

Most likely Gumbo
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>>39010946
>he's dousing his pizza in butter
You're going to look like boogie if you keep that shit up.

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Hispanics of /r9k/, how are you doing in life and how does it feels knowing everybody hates you?
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>>39010907
I sincerely hate myself, thanks.
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I don't feel hated. I like my tan skin.
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>>39010907
>knowing every body hates you
Do you feel like this, why anon? I never get this feeling.

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CWC thread? What went wrong in the Doopie saga
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I unironically feel bad for Chris
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It's weird. I've known about Chris since I was a teenager. I've grown and experienced so much since then but he's still the exact same. It's kind of hard watching his videos and seeing people still hating on him for shit he did almost a decade ago. But I unironically believe Chris' sagas to be an example of post modern art ala Truman Show.
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he should have stayed off the internet, poor guy gets a ton of shit from a bunch of people hardly any better than him

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Would you?

She's 15
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>She's 15

Gross. Too old.
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>>39010662
Is she surrounded by commieblocks.
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>>39010693
this anon
if she's aint still in a diaper she aint get my piper

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>No 30+ or even 25+ year old thread

Well that won't do.

How are yall holding up? Wagers? Eternal students? shut-in NEETs? Aspiring artists? Successful career that pays 6 figures but you still can't get a gf? All are welcome as long as you're old as shit.


I just managed to break through some years of being a shut-in and looking to get a wage job that won't make me want to kill myself again. I need the money to save up for trade school because I'm delusional to think that I can become a world-changing music producer. I take solace in the fact that some people started their career as musicians in their late 20s or even 30s & are moderately successful.
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>>39010532
Turning 37 this month. What's good.
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>Tfw my daughter starts kindergarten on the 28th

Holy shit I don't feel 31, how did time go by so fast?
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26 year old reporting. I'm probably not going to make it to 30, I'm either going to die of heart disease or toss myself from a bridge.

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If war between US and North Korea breaks out, why don't we send out all the gun toting Trump supporters on the front lines?
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>>39010505
Better idea, send the women who voted him in.
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How do you get arrested for being a racist?
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>>39010556
It's called living in a Jew controlled society.

Whats the sexiest thing someone ever did to you? Be om purpose or not
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>>39010496
Some drawfag delivered some lewd I requested.
God bless his soul.
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>A girl put her hand on my leg.
The one and only time a woman has voluntarily touched me.
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>>39010496
My ex girlfriend pissed on my face and let me drink it straight from her pussy multiple times.

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it's another "playing overwatch with normies episode"

>trying to capture the point
>there's a bastion sitting on a ledge with a mercy healing him the whole game
>team keeps rushing the point as he mows them down in less than a second
>as soldier I'm sitting there firing, unloading helix rockets at him, doesn't matter
>no way to take him down with that cunty mercy just sitting there healing him
>if one other person on team would focus fire he'd go down and we'd take the point
>hurr durr let's just leave him there to gun us all down though hurr durr
>finally manage to kill the fucking bastion but die in the process
>the whole team is on point
>mercy revives bastion
>he guns the rest of the team down
>we lose

why are normies so fucking retarded? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>implying anyone who plays overhype is not a turbo-normie
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>>39010465
I play and I"m not a normie, but I'm about to quit because I can't handle normie' subhuman iq.
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>>39010421
I have the same problem. I don't even go into competitive much at all because I'm afraid everyone in this game is just retarded and won't cooperate. I wish I had decent people to play with and not normalfags only using the mic to constantly sprout 'le epic maymays teehee'

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>be me
>complete silence when I fap, when I cum it oozes out and I don't make any face or noise
>genuinely think guys squirting their cum is a complete lie
>fapping feels okay but not amazing like it's made it to be
>think maybe it's because using hand is just boring
>decide to get a flashlight
>these things are made for fucking hung dudes
>tfw if I bought one 2/3 of the thing would go unused

so anons, maybe I'll go the onahole route. Any suggestions?

also who else /under 5 inches/ here
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Guys staying whisper quiet during masturbation always seemed weird to me.
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>>39010401
Maybe you're doing it too much? What happens if you fap after a 5-day no-fap streak?
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>>39010456
h-how's that weird desu...isn't it normal? Are people actually vocal during masturbation/sex?

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wish i had his motivation lads
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>>39010318
lmao he went from a 45 y/o to a college kid
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>>39010427
he went from Kripparian to some british punk lead singer
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>>39010318
bruh it's really not that hard. Just hit the gym at least 3 days a week and run when you don't go to the gym. Also stop eating shit food and drink a gallon of water a day

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>be me
>spend teens and early 20s getting friendzoned and BTFO
>sorted life out in late 20s
>use hookup apps to meet up dozens of girls

If I think the girl would have rejected the old me, I find ways to subtlety punish them, including.

- Getting them to my place and putting on boring world/art cinema
- Sit browsing internet while they grow bored until they leave
- Give them glasses of prune juice that gives them diarrhoea (most people don't seem to know this is a characteristic of the drink, especially bimbos and foreign students)
- Stop fucking at random, go quiet and then say "err, I'm not gonna cum, this isn't working for me", especially if they are fairly hot (this crushes the girl)
- Try to ass fuck them, if I pull it off, I only ever assfuck them in future meet ups
- Humblebrag about banging many chicks and saying their race doesn't really rank that high

Anyone else here have a similar hobby to this?
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>>39010224
I have a clingy gf that always is trying to live up to my expectations, and sometimes I call her a stupid cunt or slut when she's getting on her nerves. She's got mega tits and was a virgin (not even lying, she was slightly overweight and depressed all her teens, hit the gym for me)
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FIled under shit that never happened.

basil
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>>39010276
pic needed my dude

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>ebf has been spending all day on games ignoring me and i can see everything hes doing and who hes playing with and im getting super jealous and i started drinking to cope but it made it worse and now im freaking the frick out!
this level of jealousy cant be normal, how do i become normal?!
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>>39010208
>ebf
This was your first mistake
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>>39010208
>ebf
This was your first original mistake.
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>>39010208
Fuming normie reeeeeerr leave thot be gone you are not robot reeeeeeeeeeererrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kyssssssssse

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My friend and his gf came over and we drank a lot and she started to rub my leg a bunch with her foot and touch me on the arm and now I love her because it's the only human contact I've had in a long time. What do?
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I need personal help
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>>39010100
fuck...

i feel for you senpai.
but it was probably nothing... sadly she was just drunk, maybe it was accidental touching idk but i doubt she has feelings for you unless she is a mega thot.

and even if you did date her, she is obviously a hoe to be doing that shit with her boyfriend there so you wouldnt want to date anyways
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>>39010429
She's not mega hot, and I'm not completely unattractive, just an autistic fuck. She might actually like me

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