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"looks don't matter, just be confident bro" BTFO

>The results showed that as long as a man was considered attractive or moderately attractive, both mothers and daughters would pick the guy who had the most desirable personality traits. But when an unattractive male was paired with the most highly desirable personality profile, neither daughters nor mothers rated him as favorably as a potential romantic partner, compared with better-looking men with less desirable personalities.

>Both young women looking for men and mothers seeking boyfriends for their daughters consider a minimum level of attractiveness to be an important criterion in a potential mate, the researchers concluded.

>The study suggests that if a man is considered at least moderately attractive, then his personality matters to women, Fugere said. If a man is viewed as less than moderately attractive, it doesn't seem to matter as much to women what his personality is like, Fugere explained.

>In addition, the findings demonstrated that "a moderate level of attractiveness is a necessity to young women and to their moms, and they are not willing to give that up in favor of personality," Fugere said.

>She explained that physical attractiveness appears to act as a gatekeeper for potential mates. If a man meets a required level of physical attractiveness, then women are willing to consider his personality characteristics, the study revealed.

>However, the new findings, combined with previous research in which women have reported that personality is more important to them, suggest that women tend to underestimate the true importance they place on a man's physical attractiveness, Fugere said.

http://www.livescience.com/58607-mens-looks-may-matter-more-than-personality.html
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>>36164928
Wow holy shit it's almost like people can choose who to have sex with. And stop the presses, people prefer other people who look good instead of your slimy, unwashed, sweaty nerd ass.
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>>36164991
The point is that everyone lies about it. Women and normies all perpetuate this myth that you can just LOL B URSELF and get a girlfriend. Like there's something wrong with you because you just can't figure it out.

Why do they lie about it? To make themselves feel less shallow?
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Its because they see your face way before actually getting to know your personality. And they have already unconsciously discarded you before even getting to read the details.
Best way to beat this is:
>Talk to a female over the internet without showing pictures, and let her evaluate your personality before even letting her consider you as a potential mate.
or
>Try to date someone who already knows your personality, and has known you for a long time.
or
>make a shitload of cash, making the female reevaluate you based on that
First one worked for me. Hope it helps.

There she is Anon. Look at her. She's clearly not focused on that book. She's waiting for something. But what? You, that's what. Go talk to her. What's the worst that could happen?
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>go talk to her

Or just leave her alone.
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>Salutations.
>I have autism, I like to try to meet people to improve my social skills.
>I'm a meninist, are you?
>I've got a 6 inch knife and a 3 inch penis. I'll let you decide which one I stick inside of you.
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>Ugh, what are YOU doing here, creep?
>Just wait till my bf Chad gets here, your dead meat

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>normie says something wrong
>not a matter of opinion or interpretation, it's factually wrong
>correct them
>they act shitty and refuse to be corrected
>show them irrefutable proof they're wrong
>"Oh my God, Anon! You don't always have to be right all the time."
>"Hey look, I'm Anon! ACHSTUALLY YOU'RE WRONG! ACKSTHUALLY THE REAL ANSWER IS THIS!"
>"Hahaha that's totally Anon! No wonder he's still a virgin!"

Why do normies do this? Shouldn't they be glad they got corrected on something and have a more accurate understanding of the world? Why are they so averse to learning things?
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I feel you anon, but I learned to shut my mouth because nobody likes smartasses
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>>36164763

Do not convey useful information to normies. You're lucky this one was a retard, if you actually helped a normie we'd treat you as a traitor
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>>36164763
>associating with normies

There's your problem

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>blacks can't be robots
>whites can't be robots
>All the same shit that's trying to divide.
>tfw blackbot and never racially discriminated any bot on this board
I would never hurt you my robots. Don't let these people get to you. I believe in you all.
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only the indian and the asian can be the robots
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>>36164804
>Asian male
>Literally perfect
>Desired by both males and women for their looks
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ONLY chubby male Pajeets and Pedros who were born elsewhere and immigrated to the West too late to not have a heavy accent but early enough to be painfully aware of what's going on and what they're missing out on can be robots tbqhwy

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>tfw no mentally ill or mentally disturbed girl

Who here would like an eccentric girl?
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>>36164712
who is she??

she is cute!

aaaaaoriginal
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>mentally ill or mentally disturbed girl
You mean there are sane, vanilla flavored ones, without nasty surprises you only find out about later?
Where do you live and how are immigration laws there?
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>>36164712
>eccentric
Stop romanticising mental illness. It isnt like you think.

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He sees it as worthless but I don't care. I especially don't care that you would worship it. You are lower than dogshit to me for wanting to value me. So Chad gets this. I'm saving it just for him.
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Valuing women is one thing. Worship is another.
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>>36164614
>t. KHV cuck
lol, comment was not original... you've posted before.
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>>36164697
>t. KHV cuck
You say like that as if most people on this shitty board aren't KHVs.

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i just wanna have a qt depressed girl to cuddle with her

i dont wanna have sex at all

just love and intimacy
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>>36164573
Join the club.
Free t-shirts but mugs are a dollar.
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Where do you find qt depressed boys with little to no aspiration in life, are content with living on ~$1000 a month between us and are interested in comics, vidya and cartoons? As in, not a weeb.

>tfw a whole lot of weebs at college but no one obsessed with /co/ stuff
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>>36164573
>>36164757

Me too anon.
God I really want a depressed QT GF (female) just to share our feelings and to tell her its gonna be alright n' stuff...

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females are too attractive

I wish everyone in the world was female. That would get rid of scary thugs too
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>>36164418

That's Eliza right?
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>>36164439
idk who eliza is
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it gets rid of scary thugs, yes, but then you get a surge of those monster-like obese Mexican and Black women who paint their eyebrows on and wear fake wigs over their actual hair.

they might as well be men, just louder and more confrontational, but less violent, i guess? less efficient in their violence.

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>fleshlight is coming tomorrow

Oh boy.
First sex toy.
Got my positions-ways to fuck it ideas ready.
I'm going to fuck something close to a pussy tomorrow.
Hopefully, this will help calm the "I NEED TO FUCK NOW" urge.

Having never fucked or fingered a real one I won't even know the difference.
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>>36164378
Enjoy.

Sincerely, we're all fucked.
Whatever makes you happy mang!
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i have a lilith uterus, its top tier. just a dick-length one, nothing extravagant

anyway how can I fug it hands free? are there any tricks?
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You wasted your money. fleshlights are one of the worst overpriced brands of masturbators out there.

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1) How would you handle this situation realistically?

2) How SHOULD you handle this situation?

I mean, we've all been there, right guys?
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>>36164376
I'd tell the bitch to fuck off so I can spread my cute white asscheeks open for the supreme negro cock.
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>>36164453
You're really not going to let her have a turn? This is why you two are fighting in the first place.
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>>36164376
what is her name
saucebloxx

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Fembots, what is your hair/eye color?
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Brown
Brown

Im very unique
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eyes: purple
hair: honey blonde
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>>36164348
Black hair, brown eyes, pasty white skin.

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This thread is for the robots to ask for help from the lurking chads here.


Because I myself am a robot too I'd like to ask how to go in for a kiss while watching a movie in bed with a girl.
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Personally I'd start by putting my arms round her, giving her a kiss on the cheek, snuggling into her, being overly touchy (as-long as she's receptive)

Going in for the kiss if she looks at you, slowly

Women will expect you to make the first move (and read the signals), I'd expect a women would find it strange if she was in bed with a guy and he wasn't making any sexual advances

(shows extreme lack of confidence/lack of interest)

tldr:try touch up, kiss, fingerbang and fuck

First time maybe try tickling her so you are play fighting or something
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>>36164309
Good thread op,this is an ez one. If she feels comfy enough to lay in bed with you, you should be good to go. Your next move will depend on he position in the bed. You have 3 options: playing with her hair, rubbing her back, or putting your arm around her, do whichever is easiest in your position relative to hers. Keep doing what your doing and if she's interested she will curl up closer like a cat. At that point you can turn to her and rest 1 hand on her cheek and give her the ol smooch
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>>36164374
I already spent a night at her place and I didn't make any move, she then told a friend of mine that I really need to make some kind of move soon or she'll loose interest.

So I guess there's a lot of pressure for an autist like me.
And thanks for the advice.

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>tfw parents won't pay for gay-to-straight conversion therapy
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>>36164294
Stop fucking men

Gayness does not exist
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I wish I was straight, I wish I was attracted to the vagina, I wish hetereosexual sex gave me pleasure, and I wish that I felt romantic fullfillment from being with a woman

you dont know how easy you have it

What do the gays have? App hookups. that's it.
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>>36165120
Roasties are inferior to men, you do not want to live like a breedcuck

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Let's see who's actually a robot here


>Age
>Virgin
>Last time you were outside
>Job
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
>Number of friends

Gender is not a question here as females cannot be robots
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>Age
18
>virgin
Lose it 5 years ago
>Last time you were outside
1 day ago
>job
Student
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
About 4 hours ago.
>Number of friends
Real close friends? Then answer is 5. If not answer is more than 100.
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>>36164293
>33
>Yes
>Friday
>Retail wage slave
>Friday, at work
>1
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>>36164293
>>Age
26
>>Virgin
N
>>Last time you were outside
Today
>>Job
None
>>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
I spoke to the cashier at taco bell yesterday if that counts. If not my ex 6 months ago
>>Number of friends
0

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Serious thread here anons.

I just realised that: I'm never really happy. And I can't be. Like, I could work out, get a gf, a job. Fcuking win on the lottery and... That would not make me happy. Is that it? Have I reached rock bottom? What do I do from here? Every path I see leads to me feeling sad and empty anyway.

>what do?
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>>36164202
you live in a world that doesn't challenge you
find something you're passionate about and challenged by, your emptiness won't go away but at least you'll forget it exists
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>>36164238

Fuck so I have to distract myself until I'm old and can't do that anymore? Is that what life is about ? Guess I'm not surprised...

Well fuck, guess there's nothing else to do except go an hero
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You frame your entire existence around what you're going to be doing (leads to anxiety) and what you've done (leads to depression).

You've got this strange belief that when you reach x level of achievement in your life, you'll feel good. That's not how it works. Just stop worrying about the past/future so much (a bit of planning is good) and enjoy the moment.

It's like when you were a kid, just going to school and hanging out with your friends, playing sport at lunchtime and cracking jokes. You had nothing in the past to dwell on and you hadn't yet reached the point where you were looking at a career path, finding a job or girlfriend. That's the time when I was happiest, because you could just live in the moment and do fun shit all day.

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