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>"My friends are coming over later so can you just, like, stay in your room?"
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>implying I wouldn't anyway
You normalfags need to step up your maymays
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>>37723376
Those are some perfect lips
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>>37723376
I never said you could bring friends over.
Im onlu letting you live here until you get on your feet.
If you dont get a job in the next 3 months or obey my rules you will be kicked on your ass i hope that is clear
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Do anons from the Balkans (particularly former Yugoslavia) browse this board?
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>>37723359
yes
jfkwke ktkfkkvkgkrkskka jrkd
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>>37723359
Serb here. I know that at least 2 other fellow Serbs also browse.
There's also a shitton of us at /pol/ (but they're all retarded wannabe skinheads who make posts so inane and angry they resemble the style of the REMOVE KEBAB pasta).
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I don't live in the Balkans, but I visit pretty often. Although I wish I did, I feel much happier back home with my people.
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So my friend DIS'd a girl i had a crush on for 7 years, so i broke into his house and broke his xbox CORD, when he came home, he was filled with rage and started screaming gibberish, it sorta sounded like he said "b45Gf7R" or something.
what did he mean by this?
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>>37723353
Dickhead
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what the fuck is dis'd fag
>crushing on a whore for 7, fucking, years.
your hopeless
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>>37723384
>putting sage in the name field
(You)
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hey /r9k/
I can't sleep.
Anyone want to talk?
discord is choclo#9896
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>>37723262
How about you fuck off back to Mexico
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https://www.rabb.it/notafaggot99
come watch anime and be comfy with me
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No
Orihnal
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>behave perfectly normal IRL
>takes one week to call the dentist because I have severe phone anxiety
Fuck mobile phones.
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>>37723256
Fascinating story chap! Now turn that phone sideways then proceed to stick it up your anal cave.
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>>37723256
In April the hospital sent a mail about me having to contact them through their phone or e-mail.
They wanted to make an update om whether or not I need an ADD medicine.
I sent an e-mail and they haven't responded. I don't know what to do.
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>go to dentist, in person, to avoid this issue
>receptionist is busy and tells me she'll call me later
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>tfw no twink bf to cuddle and play vidya with
it hurts bad ;_;
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>>37723248
Be my qt twink bf
We'll cuddle and i'll heal you in overwatch o3o
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>>37723271
im not twink material anon, I'd like to be but i'm tall and I have a big frame and I'm not qt ._.
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>>37723308
I'd love you no matter what.
Pic is me, anon, pls no bully
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>tfw one of my beta orbiters caught on and cut contact
>tfw I can't count on him to pick me up and take me to work everyday now
FML!
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His loss! I would enjoy the company.
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boo fucking who
you're one step closer to actually belonging here
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>>37723229
enjoy the bus rides, cunt.
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2017-06-15 07:55:16
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[true story]
Be me
On my summer break after graduating high school.
12:31 am
Smoked like 3 bowls of weed alone
Stoned as fuck
Standing in my room that has Christmas lights still up(turned on)
Finished master-bating(weed whacking, master-blazeing, high-hacking)
Makes a Trump and Russia meme, sends it to group chat
Thinks about what I did
Looked down at my bed
See that I'm only wearing socks
And my iPad screen has Netflixs open with the search bar open
Search results: Anime
Realized I was a true memer
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>when i want to fit in with the cool kids on 4chan but i don't know how to greentext
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>tohpkehk m8rino
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>tfw only fucked 5 girls this week
fuck... being a robot is hard
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PLEASE POST YOUR RAREST PEPES BELOW FOR ME TO STEAL AND ARCHIVE
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>le rare pepe xdd
Cancer please go.
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hello fellow pepe collector
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Youre'are small time
Observe
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What does an orgasm feel like for women?
I've always wanted to know, any femanons want to fill me in?
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It kind of radiates from your tummy down through your legs and out through your toes! Its slow and gradual and lasts a surprisingly long time
In contrast, I think dude orgasms are more like, precision laser shooting out of their dicks, I think? Its all over quick? Its like, the opposite of that for us
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>>37723077
It's like a tingling sensation in our dick and balls area only that lasts for 5-10 seconds.
It's honestly kind of unsatisfying. Only good part is the aftermath where you feel chill
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Post feet orrrregano
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>take a walk around the lake near my house in the evening
>car packed with normies drives by
>a few of them lean out the windows and yell "HEY SEXY!" at me
>get lump in my throat and feel self-conscious for the rest of my walk
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Femanon here.
I would have read their license plate and called the cops to tell them they slowed down and threatened to rape me.
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But it was a compliment, OP!
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>>37723007
Totally agree. Us fembots have to stick together, after all!
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What the fuck is wrong with me 2017-06-15 07:28:51 Post No.37722860
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What the fuck is wrong with me
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I just piss on and came on a stranger's grave, I decided to do it spontaneously after watching a series videos of a girls fucking and pissing on graves.
I've been feeling normal and haven't jerked in what seems to be forever, I've also been talking to women, like I'm actually getting over my shyness.
I don't understand how a person can just snap out of the blue from what seems to be a normal upstanding person? What the actually fuck am I even doing here?
God that was fun through, fun in a scary way, like the fear of getting caught in pitch black, the adrenaline mix in with the guilt, my nervousness made my legs quiver and I came instantly on the grave stone.
Not trying to be a edgelord just really wanted to do it, a lot people on here have done worse. What do you guys think?
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>>37722860
People here have done worse?dude do you know how disgusting that shit is?wtf.you cummed and pissed on a guy grave who has contributed his entire life to society and
probably has a family.This guy paid taxes for faggots like you to have security and safety and a good living.i hope you get cancer and die in a ditch somewhere you fucking ungrateful faggot.
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>>37722860
I think you're a disgusting piece of shit. If I EVER witness anyone male or female do such an act. I will personally end them.
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>2 moralfags already
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>he tells people that college is a waste of time and they should go into a trade
>he went to college himself and has a comfy office job
why do normies do this shit ?
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He is probably also in a pretty large amount of debt that can't be forgiven.
And office jobs are soul crushing.
He's probably not to happy with where he is in life. Personally, I'd rather be broke and 30, but chasing some dream.
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Got trade
Live comfy
Work hard but feel good because of exercise
No debts and good savings
Going to start my own business in a few years when I have some more money
Everyone else I know is $30k - $70k in debt and only a few actually got a job after uni
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Not a single office job is comfy. You are reduced to the mere output of your work, always with unreachable schedules to meet. At the trades, you also have to work within a schedule, but it's not nearly as strict as with data miners. Plus, in the end, you can have a look at what you created. There is so much joy in saying 'I made this!'.
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>might have a brain tumor
>not going to seek treatment
who else /DEVILISH/ here?
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go see a doctor. Even if you want to die letting a tumor kill you slowly isn't the way to do it.
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>>37722744
You mean /retarded/?
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>>37722744
You sure that isn't just /DUMB/?
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>browsing 4chan archive from over a year ago
>clearly remember making every post i see
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>>37722725
girl here
sometimes i find a post i made that has a lot of replies and i keep reading it over and over
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>>37722725
>go through screenshots
>see some of the things I posted
>have no memory of it at all
>don't recognize myself in the slightest
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>>37722739
WHY DO YOU NEED TO STATE YOUR GENDER YOU USELESS CUNT GTFO
SAGE SAGE SAGE
ROASTIE INVASION BROTHERS SAGE WEEEE OOOO WEEEEE OOOO WEEEE OOOOO