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>tfw saved enough money to get hymenoplasty after being with chad
>mfw can now get any beta male i want
feels good to have female privilege desu
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>>38238465
Most men don't care about hymens tho,the world is not 4chan
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>>38238487
just in case they do im all set and he will never know about my past now
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bumping to piss you guys off lol
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Liberals will originally defend this.
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Woman with a true man
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>>38238464
What exactly is wrong with this.
>qt Ava Dalush consensually has sex with a guy for porn
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>>38238464
Why aren't white women free to be pleased by the superior race
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/r9k/ told me only chads get hot girls, so how come Messi married THIS?
he's literally one of us
>ugly
>autistic
so what's the real excuse? why don't we get along with women?
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he's rich you faggot is this the answer you are looking for?
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>>38238453
>athletic
>famous
>super rich
hmm i dunno why she'd settle for a loser like that haha
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>>38238453
>Wealthy, world-known professional athlete
Yes, he's short and physically-unattractive. But the rules presented here don't impact rich celebrities like they do us no-name robots.
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Does this happen to you as well?
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>>38238337
You're probably lactose intolerant, anon.
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>>38238337
You're not supposed to chug one liter straight out of the fridge in 2 seconds
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>>38238337
Yeah, but no shits just my stomach hurts and I start farting. Lactose intolerance I guess.
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I been using this BK refill cup for the past two mouth to get free coke in my local burger king.
Do you take advantage of the free shit and gibsmedats?
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>but $1.19 cheesburger
>get $2.49 mcflurrry free
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>>38238326
>en using this BK refill cup for the past two mouth to get free coke in my local burger king.
wow you got two refills
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>>38238988
They function only for 2 hours as far as i can remember!
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Hair product.
I always thought only try-hard edgy teenagers use it to make funky colored spikes on top of their heads.
But apparently most normies use it. The attractive haircuts you see on chads? Hair product. Nobody ever fucking told me this.
You need long hair on the top (really fucking long, like over your eyes long), short hair on the sides, and just soak your hair in it after a shower ever day and then style it.
Every time i went to a hair dresser, i asked for "short hair" or "something normal looking", they give me a hair helmet for skinheads.
I wonder what other normie secrets i've been missing out on due to being a recluse.
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>>38238322
>Every time i went to a hair dresser, i asked for "short hair" or "something normal looking"
thats some autism right there get an undercut or if you have blonde hair and blue eyes get hitler youth, you'll look like a jewish tranny if you don't have blonde hair and blue eyes though
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>>38238322
>i went to a hair dresser,
there's your problem
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>>38238322
I would rather be a robot loser than have to carefully prepare my hair every single day just to attract women.
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Being obsessed with massive boobs is suffering. Smaller than an H cup does basically nothing for me, and J or higher is ideal. It's just so hot seeing regular women talking about their boobs and the problems they have with them and being conscious of them, but it's so rare to find this. Something about a girl being aware of how her boobs are proportionate to her head and how she's watched them grow to this amazing size is just mindblowing, and it's even better if she doesn't hate her boobs and want them cut off but actually enjoys touching and playing with them and maybe even fetishizes herself. It's incredible to imagine how much they affect their daily lives. The statistical probability of even seeing in person a girl with that kind of chest size is extremely unlikely, to say nothing of actually associating with her, and having her become your girlfriend. The kind of luck and chance involved there is staggering.It makes me feel really awful for several reasons that this is always running in my mind, and I wish every day that I could stop this sort of frustrating urge. I don't want to be this obsessed and creepy, but there's nothing I can do.
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Reminder that any, ANY girl with boobs is a turbo Stacy and has been showered with attention and semen since middle school.
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Join the other side. Flat chests are ultimately superior
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>>38238304
See, this is a huge element to it, too. I've only ever been romantically attracted to flat girls, so having big boobs is not even at all a factor for why I would choose a romantic partner. What I really want is a girl I can relate to, and while it's not impossible that such a girl could be shy from the attention, many girls with that kind of chest size would be extremely unlikely to relate to being completely alone and unwanted, so that just makes the probability of finding such a girl to be in a relationship with even more impossible, I feel like it. It's going to drive me insane if I keep thinking about it.
>>38238423
I want to so badly, you have no idea, for my own good.
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Post the shirt that you wear most often
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>>38238216
Cool shirt if you're 12.
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>>38238216
>Post the shirt that you wear most often
No
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Not this exact model, but its just a boring generic grey t-shirt. In fact I own several of them
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Post your /gay/ things here
Keep the gay shit to one thread. Post any gay related stories or other things here!
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Bum
Orginial yes
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delete this thread, you fucking retard.
>keep the gay shit to one thread
there is already a thread posted
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stop making these threads you delusional faggot
>>>/lgbt
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>cum on bathroom floor
>leave a shampoo bottle next to it to make it look like I spilt the bottle because I didn't want to clean it up
>mfw my mom slipped on my cum
Console me
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>>38238140
why in gods cock didn't you just clean it up if you had the time to stage a fake scene?
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>>38238178
severe autism i'm guessing
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>>38238140
>implying your mom doesn't know what cum smells life
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Femanons, if you had to do it, pig or dog?
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>>38238108
The pig porn I've seen is litterally the stuff of nightmares.
Absolute nightmares.
>see two vids over two years
>It's the same girl, probably because nobody else is willing to make this stuff
>the pig, boar, hog or whatever is massive, like 600 pounds plus
>slim young woman crawls into pen wearing a cartoon pig nose
>she starts to suck it off and give Mr.Hog a handy
>he gets really excited and has to be restrained in some sort of harness to keep from smashing her
>tfw it turns out pigs have a.....corkscrew shaped penis!!!
>pig blows load all over her and everything
>vid has Miley's Malibu playing in the background, wtf?
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>>38238268
Do you have any sauce? Oregano
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>>38238268
there's a bunch of pig porn with different girls now, maybe it's trending
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>take adderall in morning
>2 hours later the euphoria, body high and laser focus hits
>instead of being productive I spend the entire day alternating between masturbating and writing an erotic fiction I convince myself I will sell for a lot of money
how do i get my priorities straight?
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>tfw genetically incapable of getting adderall
>tfw my drug dealer can literally get a hold of every other drug EXCEPT FOR ADDERALL
Its an abstractly degenerate kind of feel
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>>38238163
Does he have amphetamine?
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>>38238288
The only uppers he sells are coke and MDMA, and im wholly uninterested in either one
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>In the army
>stationed somewhere new
>start talking to a qt mommy gf on POF
What did she unironically mean by this?
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>>38238055
she wants your beta bux op, but then again what do I know about women.
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>>38238055
Don't do it. It's not worth it. I know the garrison fever meme is real and it fucking blows going months on end without being able to bust a nut because you're stuck on base. I fucked up big time by doing this and banged a sgt's daughter( not my coc so its kay). Now she won't leave me alone and knows where I live.
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>>38238333
lmao!
I saw one of my supply officers(female) on here
Blocked her as soon as I realized it was her, but I think she'll still get a notification I view'd her profiled
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>I'm not balding guys, my hairline has always been like this!!!!!
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>>38238024
>gif
when is it supposed to move?
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who grey here?
I'm only 20, its not supposed to be this way
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>go to /fa/
>tell them my hair's thinning and ask for a style
>"just buzz it with a 3"
that must have been a sick joke. it looks like OP's pic. Same length all the way around but the sides are 3x as thick as the top.
i think /fa/ was being cruel
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Embarrassing things you do in public
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Every time, before I head down stairs, I would always take out my shoes and socks so I can bow down and pray.
I believe that if you don't do this you will go to hell.
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>>38237984
You wore shoes upstairs?
like..in the house for more than just passing from back door to front?
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>>38238011
>You wore shoes upstairs?
Yes, if I'm going out.
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>>38237984
>regretful beneath discomfort
???