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blame it on the dog, its your only option

Nice roleplaying, faggot.
If not roleplaying, then provide more details and possibly pics.

Welp. Keep us updated anon

We're gluttons for punishment.

>>36709909
Let me break the cycle down to you

>See cute girl
>begin to fanasize going out with her
>Push your fatansies forward while never doing anything irl
>Eventually reach the point where you imagine the two of you being together on a daily basis, if not constantly
>still dont do anything irl
>crushing loneliness forces you to forget about her
>Still alone

Rinse and repeat. It's the life we're going to lead until something in that cycle breaks. In all truth, I'm going to end it before my 21st birthday. Got a little less than a few months to tie up loose ends. See you on the other side, anon

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>>36710574

I'm almost there anon... I feel so pathetic, and I'm sure I'm not the only one that feels that way about me

Social expectations do not mean much once you realise they go against your life goals and/or your beliefs.

well how about you help me out and do something about that eh?

>>36709867
>Caring about something

>>36709866
Somepeople dont like to talk about themselves. Thats it there is most likely no meaning behind it.

>>36709866
Might have Asperger's or high functioning autism. They tend to be obsessive about a certain interest and don't find small talk interesting.

>implying robots don't have souls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESx_hy1n7HA

>>36709805
>O ahahah gun get me sum monah to buy mah water melons n shieeeeeeeeeeet

Are her eyes fucking drawn on?

>>36709805
About how hard he's going to C O L O N I Z E her

>>36709719
>fictional tales that never happened straight from OP's asshole shaped mouth.

>>36709719
Could you deliver a source for this webm?

>>36709719
Are you the guy that posted that thread about trying to fuck your sister the other day?

>be me
>talk to bitch on tinder
>set up a meet just to talk
>just talk all that hour
>shake hands and go my way
>she messages me telling me she had a good time
>i didn't she was dumb and boring
>say i had a good time because im a pussy
don't know how to tell her to fuck off

>>36709761

You just have to either ghost her or say you didn't really enjoy it. Women like honest guys.

I don't have a buttbook so I can't make one.

That black guy is probably me because I am a black guy so I relax and enjoy it.

>>36709699
This desu, there aren't any non-blacks on /r9k/ don't get the point of this thread

>>36709678
Get in line behind the girl

Pls don't post my wife in this shithole

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>>36709636
Sometimes the bad guys are just objectively cooler

>>36709636
Because antagonists always had interesting backstories, development arcs, and motives. The hero was usually "I'm gonna do the right thing! Everybody loves me and its my destiny!"

Jesus, you know /r9k/ has gone downhill when no one responds to a feels thread.

No one cares about feels anymore unless that feel is when no gf or some obscure feel that no one but OP can relate to. /r9k/ is for normies and homosexuals.

>>36709936
t-then where do I go to talk about and share feels with fellow robots? Are there even any real robots left or did everyone else commit collective suicide without telling me?

>>36709578

how does one type this much? it's just seems like to much

>>36709578
>Tripcucks don't get perma-banned for circle-jerking.

>>36709578
Did you procrastinate on 3 separate theses?

>>36709554
Well they're twinks so

fuck you
Stay away from boys
Boys should date boys

Nobody likes older women, ms christmas cake

>>36709545
That should've been the first thing you said to him when you met him. That's what I do. Still no gf

>>36709545
>"what do you think about kids?"

how long have you been together, etc? there are other considerations here.

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>>36709463
He was fictional.

>>36709463
Constanza had a good job with the Yankees, was best friends with a wealthy comic, produced a TV show and lived in 90's Manhattan where beautiful women were a dime a dozen.

He actually had a lot going for him, he was just neurotic

It's 2017 and people in their mid thirties aren't allowed to look like George Costanza anymore

Sister is a coalburner and you are letting it happen. She is getting more sex than you virgin.

>>36709465
>use sex as weapon
Shut up you nigger faggot roastie whore.

>>36709440
Show this to your parents so they can give her a talk on why you should not be a whore.