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>>39621292
>implying you need to have sex to be falsely accused of rape
In proper trial maybe, but universities will kick you out just for the accusation

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Uh, no it doesn't. You can be a lifelong permavirgin and still be falsely accused of rape.

>>39621305
but how would the accusation even happen?
>h-he raped me at a party!
>we were in a bedroom together alone!

none of those would make sense considering i don't know anyone, don't go to parties, and would never be alone with a female in a bedroom

>>39621262
Sauce?

Osnie ok aopa

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>tfw not a neet
>working hard at college where its suffering and i have no friends solely so i can slave away for the rest of my life hating myself and my life
yeah not being a neet is SO great

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>>39621262
>individually shaped armor platelets for toes
>toenails designed on
Who would do this?

drugs never fix things long term, robot life is a curse

>>39621270
what about cbt? is it a meme?

>>39621288
never tried so idk

"Solicit sex"
kys. fag.

>>39621235
I once told this girl my life story because she asked how my day was.
Not good man. Not good. Didn't even know her.

>>39621874
Good on you man. I'm sick of people asking me to respond to them and bothering me with an unsolicited "How are you today?"
They know I'm just going to say Good How Are You and it's a big fucking boring aggravating ritual. We need to remove this shit and the best way is to actually tell them how you are to shut them up.

Either that or just say "good morning." don't cajole me into fake conversations.

>>39621194
draw a underline beneath your tits

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>>39621205
You dont understand, it is already done

Show benis attractive face/disgusting body anon

You need to update your soundcard OP, I had no problems

>>39621261
What are you running?

>>39621175
Maybe the escort you saw was simply boring. The last I saw made sex awesome

it has got to be a troll.
>friended him (years back)
>she white knights him.
>he ignores her for pretty much years.
>saw the "unclit" 2.0
>he whines about being lonely.


this reeks of troll.
MARK.MY.WORDS u niggos

>>39621142
im just happy hes lovequest is (hopefully) over

>>39621142
>>39621176
Holy shit is this the same uggo I saw in some vid that was storing his sperm in a freezer to not lose his "children"?

>>39621044
>muh /pol/
Stopped reading here, go back to neogaf/reddit

>>39621044
>subhumans with no sense of self awareness and filled to the brim with unwarranted egotism?
You described leftists perfectly, projecting much?

>>39621044
>complains about the death of white culture and how they can't get any women and people are being brainwashed by the media
>don't produce any competing media, jerk off to wagner/ marching songs for the thousandth time and keep shitposting

my ex gf was a cute irish tranny, look harder
she was a complete shut in though so it might be difficult

>>39621109
So am I, how did you find her?

>>39621039
>>tfw want a trap bf or mtf gf
>>love in irelans
>>they don't exist here
Dumb sissy white boi.

>>39621036
all depends on the person and who you are. never worked for me though.
friendly reminder that they aren't a doctor and that you can drop them at any time though.

>>39621036
I'm a psychology student who has attended a psychologist and actually helped.

The therapy CAN help, but you need to actually WANT to improve yourself.

>>39621036
If you have no one else to talk to about your problems then yes sometimes it helps to put your issues into words to "let it out", just remember that anything you say that would get you X amount of time in jail they are obligated to tell to the police, do NOT confess to any crimes or thoughts to commit crimes or they will inform the police and you will be put on a watch list / dragged to face charges
But then again most of the psychologists are hacks that went to that field because they thought it would be cool but are now jaded to their profession and a bit fucked up themselves
If you're going to just talk about your social anxiety then i see no issue there, ive been to some psychobabbler before don't now if that helped as much as weed did on my depression, weed reminded me how it felt to be happy for short periods of time, though weed can trigger some heritable mental issues and can become a expensive habit if you don't do it in moderation
But take everything you read online with a grain of salt, go to the appointment, keep your mouth shut about criminal thoughts and see how it goes is my tip to you

>>39621030
As in a second penis?
I suppose I'd find some girl to fuck and take both of their holes

>>39621030
>What would you do if you had a penis for a day?

What did he mean by this?

Isn't it weird how guys fall in love with their own penis? Look at the way this guy records what hes doing. He is getting turned on by his own dick.

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>>39621006
You had sex with a dwarf

>>39621006
Congrats you can no longer use this board
>>>/lgbt/

>>39621017
Not a dwarf just short af probably not 4'3" but I suck at estimating

>>39620922
Oats and bananas are the same everywhere you jackhole frogposter

>>39620922
>Believing the store brand doesn't have chemicals in it to make you turn gay

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>>39620947
Shit thanks for the info, drinking water from a plastic bottle and eating bananas wasn't cutting it anymore

>>39620912
>A robot is a chad/normie soul that is trapped within a robot personality and body.
>A robot want to have sex, have friends, party and live the normie life, but he can't because of bad luck.
That's a failed normie you stupid faggot.

It's almost like robots break down into different classes the more you go until you're on the individual level.

>>39620920
Robots are failed normies you stupid faggot.

Sounds like you're a fag LMAO

>>39620959
I'm going to fuck you up kiddo

>>39620983
"I hope not."
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