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Tells us 3 events from your life anon.
>shit myself while working, my boss knew
>Girl asks to shower togheter say "no thnx already took one this morning
>friend found legend of korra porn on my pc
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>was born some random day
>once managed to fap without hands
>will probably die at some point
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>>38998727
>i had the misfortune of being born
>my oneitis called me a manchild, a coward and a weakling before telling me she didn't wanna talk to me anymore
>i long for the sweet release of death everyday
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>>38998727
>Dropped out of school at 16
>took over as owner of aunt's convenience store because she's a lazy count
> run on autopilot while at work
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You're walking down the street when these fellows pulled up beside you and said
>WASSUP HOMIE?
what do?
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> nothing much, my niggers.
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>>38998679
>What's crackalakin my negroids
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holy shit ice cube
im a big fan can i get an autograph
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>ended up getting an autismal gf
>she barely ever says anything
>i gotta be the one starting up a chat with her every single time
>she cant keep to a conversation topic for more than 10mins before she loses her words and has no idea what to say anymore
>i dont know what to say to her anymore at times and just staying silent together for hours without doing much feels awkward as fuck, as if i'm giving her the impression i dislike her or ignore her
you fucking lied to me you fuckers, there's nothing fun about having a dumb socially inept girlfriend. this feels like hell
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>>38998496
>unsociable girls
This rumored rare breed of girls actually exist?
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>>38998496
Well what did you expect from a site full of beta's and cucks and underage teens that shouldn't even be here ?
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>>38998496
>complaining when you already knew she has the tism
Doplorable sob
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How am I supposed to be able to control myself when 99.9% of women in the west are walking out in public like whores..?
Rape should be legal
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Fuck off you baiting betamale degenarete bitchboi
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>>38998510
shouldn't' you be at work jamal?, go do something with your life nigger
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>>38998428
you shouldn't rape anyone even if they're naked, plenty of cultures are totally fine with people walking around naked
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How does a hot wet vagina tightly gripping your penis feel like bros? ;_;
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>>38998401
Pretty good. Depends on the quality which can't readily be discerned from outside inspection. All feel better than the best anal though.
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>>38998401
imagine your chewed up cheeks but a bit warmer and moister
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>>38998401
Like a warm wet towel wrapped around your dick. Every bitch is different though.
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A cheeky little pokey bum wank edition
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first for having no friends, being a NEET but having a routine so you get up at a reasonable time.
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>>38998342
how long you been a neet for laddo.
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>>38998306
>cheeky little pokey bum wank
delet
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>Somebody sits down next to you
>See this
Wat do?
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Greet them like a normal human?
What do you expect me to do?
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>>38998281
>Michael Kors
INTO THE TRASH
SO NOT EFFAY HUNTY
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>>38998281
>expect the roastie whore to pester you for the entire time you are with her.
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>He wants to lose his virginity and make sexual contact with a woman
Please explain to me why you haven't gone to an Asian massage parlor and collected your free oily handjob for $45? You get to grope the masseuse AND you get a massage out of it. Some girls will even fuck you! And they rarely even speak english, and the ones that do know what you're there for and the places are fucking everywhere
You have literally no excuse at this point.
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>>38998233
>You have literally no excuse at this point.
They don't exist in my country. Also I want a gf who loves me.
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>free oily handjob
>for $45
Who hurt you
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>>38998233
I-is this true?
>tfw no gt asian giving you a warm handjob
hey femanons, do you have boob envy?
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>>38998216
God DAMN, I want to milk those udders.
Also, lopsided tits are cute and anyone who says otherwise has likely never seen a real pair. Most women don't have porn star breasts.
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>>38998216
I'm a guy and that looks disgusting. A cups and 4'6" tall is ideal. You look like a woman, absolutely disgusting.
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They're good boobs yeah but I refuse to be jealous of a body that disproportionate and flabby. Shit hip waist ratio
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>one shot at life
>born on Earth
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>>38998161
>one shot at life
>born to suffer
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>one shot at life
>get aborted
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>one shot at life
>gets born
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How does /r9k/ dress?
Pic related is mine.
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ONIGIRI TEMPLATE
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original clothes do not steal
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if you use windows you are not a robot
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>One shot at life
>not born Canadian, Australian, Swiss, Danish, Dutch or Japanese
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>>38998033
>One shot at life
>Born Australian
It's pretty good over here. Where are you, OP?
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Shitskin?
t. Dane
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>>38998044
>qt asian immigrants(also make cheap hookers)
>pretty good gibs
>little nigs
>comfy food
>lots of free shit from gov
>might die to wildlife/angry aboriginal
9/10 desu, nothing is perfect though
Honestly southern europe might be the only place i would swap it for, neetlife is comfy and common there
Personal Record: 18 days
Current record: 2 hours
Post your results, share tips, etc.
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>>38997902
Why do people still fall for the nofap meme?
If you're an autist you're an autist, not fapping for several days isn't going to turn you into a turbo normie all of a sudden.
You're better off fapping to the point where you lose all sexual interest.
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>>38997902
Personal Record: 41days
Current record: 16 hours
Its useless lmao. Went for health checks before and after, they're all the same, even test levels very similar. Your body gets rid of excess semen by itself if you don't fap.
I mean unless you fap 10 times a day till your dick bleeds, nofap ain't gonna benefit yuo
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>>38997921
I feel like whenever I fap, my hairline recedes more.
I'm not sure if it's just because I'm hitting that age or if the dht from over masturbating is just fucking my shit up.
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The only objective truth is that everything is subjective. We are a collective solipsism. Your reality is internal. Your outside is within and your inside is without. Subjective consciousness is fundamental reality. You can't experience nothingness because "it" doesn't exist. Nothingness is like saying "that thing that doesn't exist". It's a logical fallacy
Turn up
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>>38997732
this is all a bunch of bullshit just said to sound smart so idiots will fall for it.
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>>38997748
But is it really? Disseminate my thesis why don't you, you mindless faggot
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>I'm 13 and I've just discovered nihilism.
Literally the laziest way of perceiving the world, get a clue brainlet.
You have the chance to win 100 billion dollars, you will never have to work another day for the rest of your life. All you have to do is hide this cow in your house for 3 days without your family members noticing. The only rule is that the cow must stay alive for all 3 days. Can you do it? Can you hide the cow to win enough money to give you complete freedom from wageslavery?
Tell us how you'd do it
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It would be difficult to muffle the moos for 3 days straight
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>>38997595
does this mean that I can tell them that there will be a cow in the house and if they see or hear it we won't get the money? you said without them noticing not without them knowing.
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>>38997595
I have a big cellar which connects to my garden, I'll just take it outside when my family members are out and feed it grass. easy peasy