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>>36801530
So what are you doing instead

>>36801613
programmer/day trader

>>36801613
Laughing at people diagnosed with cancer by another health care professional

No, if you're lucky they'll be young and slim, if not just walk out and go to a different one
Also does anyone know what model that is, I see her being used in massage and asian escort adds all over the country

>>36801366
No they use fake pictures like these to lure in stupid shits.
You're going to be greeted by a 30-40 year old chinese woman most likely.

>>36801447
Are they MILFs at least?

>>36801263
>random ingredients that you cant make anything with
lern2cook
Maybe do your own shopping while you're at it.

They're hinting at you to get off your ass and do something to either move out or at least buy your own food

You'll get sick/die otherwise

>>36801284
Tell me what to do with bread crumbs and paprika you faggot

>Maybe do your own shopping while you're at it.

I'm broke

>>36801075
My usual response is hang out with friends and do whatever I want. And yes, any interviewer who has asked me this questions I ended up not getting the job.

I don't go out so no one asks.

>>36801157
what about back in school? i'm still 18 and in highschool and I fucking hate that question.

How old are you?
How many attempts have you made?
What kind of targets did you choose?

>>36801056
>Femanon here, not a fembot. Even though I made it to 3rd base one time, I'm still a virgin. I'm at least average looking, around 100 lbs, and smart. Why have it still not been penetrated
Location? I have a nice body too, I'll fuck you.

>>36801056
It's because you're picky. Make a Tinder or dating site profile or take up someone like >>36801166

Just find a female autistic weirdo?

Autism rates are rising, your chances are better than ever.

>>36801085
the only autistic girl i know is practically a robot

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>>36801085
>Just find a female autistic weirdo?

But they can find normal guys.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLGXJ0k1I34

This, easily. Made by one of the most accomplished indie artists of our decade. Remember to take the YoniPill.

>jewish, yet left the religion due to enlightenment on their evil ways
>formed his band Why? within one day, learned all instruments in that same day
>knows the secrets of the universe, time, and everything, but knows that he has to express it through music or a hole will tear in the continuum
>his name is jonathan, but the elder gods call him Yoni due to his "rebirthing" as an extraterrestrial
>forgot to mention, he became an extraterrestrial
>he calls his band Why? because he knows everything and finds the irony funny
>after his stage name "yoni" comes "wolf" which represents the elder god, fenrir, who sent him on a spiritual journey
>aliens rumored to be living in his house, he may have a colony there
>there are no records of him existing before 2013
>he claims that adolf hitler was thor reincarnated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF4RCOcz9ow

also fbi relax i will never do anything, just calm down

>>36801111
kekkek, I got quads, swallow the pill

>>36800798
I don't care and I hope you kill yourself

If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.

I hope you used protection, OP

I wouldnt even know what to do

like what part of it do i try to poke my dick into, where is the hole? is it in the bottom part or closer to the butthole? or did she mean she wants me to lick it?

is it ok to kiss her?

Never have I wanted to sniff a butthole more than I do right now. Thanks, OP.

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>>36800777
>is it ok to kiss her?

>>36800694
bumping this nice thread. enjoy seeing this again guys

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>tfw you realize that ironically being an obnoxious douchebag is just being a douchebag
>tfw you realize the way you've acted this whole time really wasn't that funny
>tfw trying to find friends who aren't ironically obnoxious douchebags but it's really hard because the only place where you know how to socialize is 4chan
Help me, for God's sake, somebody help me.

I always post unironically

Lead someone on with sex?

>>36800640
>I'm pretty capable of reading peoples intentions. After a series of events that have occured in a day im able to predict, with a somewhat good accuracy of what people will do the next day.
How fucking autistic do you have to be to assume this is an actual skill? The rest of us learned this when we were 5 years old, you faggot.

Stop acting like you're smart. You're not.

>>36800785
>the rest of us learned this when we were 5
most of /r9k/ didn't

but understanding people well can actually make it harder to deal with them

>>36800627
you're fucking retarted, no one wants to fuck your fat ass

>>36800645
This, seek the rope OP

Aww what happened anon? Another 7 spit in your face and break your weak little heart?

Where the fuck have you been, anon? Of course it's normal!

>>36800503
No, it means you're homosexual.

>>36800503
That's not a trap, that's a crossdresser. OP is a faggot.

what does it mean to redpill someone
or what do you want to redpill her on

being a piece of trash like you?

nah

>>36800488
>thinking fembots are real
>red pilled

>>36800720
whew someone is offended at my love

what the hell are you getting admitted for?
it's voluntary, right?

>>36800618
I was on a form for like a week at another hospital, and yes it's voluntary. My psychosis and depression are both getting worse and I don't want to end up just another young suicide. Don't want to end up batshit crazy either. i can elaborate on the depressive and psychotic symptoms if you want anon, though depression is a pretty straightforward and boring, albeit very shitty to suffer from, mental illness..

>>36800472
What do you do in a mental hospital, can you play video games