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Here's a pissed off and drunk mentally unstable robot. tell me what the fuck to do ill do just about anything. fuck me
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fuck me in bumbum xd
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>>39502026
go to a pet store
buy a pet hamster
name it after your father
feed it nothing but jack daniels
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>>39502063
what about something thats actually possible, you sad "xd" fuck
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how do you fix clinginess ?
i stopped talking to someone for like 3 days (ghosting them) and started feeling weird, then contacted them again
now i removed him as friend and logged out from the account but i still have the discord ID which allow me to spam friend requests to him till he stop using the account.
how do am i supposed to stop being so clingy ? i usually stalk people, sending them thousand of messages when they are away for some hours and being mad at them for not being online for a day or two . Its not about naivety, i know how they must feel being annoyed by a clingy guy but i can't help it. I also apologize a lot of time because how uninteresting, annoying and egocentrical i am, also because i insult them often
help robots i want to stop being like that and have friends. but at the same time making friends is dangerous for me for security reasons, maybe its related to a possible paranoia ? this clinginess also annoy me about this because i get clingy to people too easily even tho i don't want to interact with them because of my paranoia personality unironically
i thought about making a tulpa since i'm already used to talk alone in my head or aloud if i'm alone
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If you are actively talking to someone, you stopped today's conversation and you don't really don't want to start another one to not feel clingy (and said person is not initiating conversations with you on their own) then it's time to move on, they are not interested.
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Also part 5 anime when.
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>>39502229
lets hope for the next summer
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Any of you /r9k/ faggots still play this? Lets talk.
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i 100%'ed this on PS2, before on line gaming came and poisoned everything ,
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>>39502007
I play. Mostly just to goof off on ls-rp with friends.
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>>39502087
>ls-rp robot
Nope
General drug thread
>tfw picked up some weed
Excited as fuck to smoke, some real sticky and potent smelling stuff. Will be lighting up around 3 grams after gym.
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>tfw been baked as shit all day since like noon
Guy at my work hooked me up for the week. Sold me 6g for $60, usually 6gs of anything good is like $100.
Smoked a bowl when I got it and was fucked up even tho I've got high as shit every day for the last 12 days.
Anyway I bought blunts today after smoking like 4 bowls, rolled one up and smeared some resin to seal. 3/4ths of the way through now and I'm fucking bawling to early 2000s emo music.
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>>39502070
>he thinks lmao weed counts as actual drugs
until you start railing 3.5g cocaine while dissc'd off 300mg of DXM, keep that high school shit to yourselves
some of us actually like to have a good time instead of being hungry and paranoid all day
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>>39501985
>tfw running out of weed
Nothing fucking interests me when I'm sober. Why is weed so fucking expensive?
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Okay, so, I'm a girl and I found out about this place from Reddit. Normally I'll be pretty vocal on subreddits talking about r/incels/ or r/redpill or something, and this led me to someone telling me about this place. I can't believe what I'm seeing. You're all fucking pathetic. You blame women for all of your problems, yet you do nothing to try and remedy them. You sit in your dank basement, bitter and alone, thinking of ways you can get back at the world. Because people are happy, and you resent that. Because you can never be happy. You're pathetic. The bottom of the barrel. I almost feel sorry for you.
I'm pretty resilient to misogynistic rhetoric, but visiting here, browsing through all of the pages, I feel a bit sick. How can people like you exist? You blame a whole fucking gender of people because you're so bitter, that you lost any ounce of self-respect. You lump in women as one thing, a definite measure. It's laughable. You're just lonely, bitter, twisted gremlins who don't know the touch of a woman.
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>>39501847
t.nu-male
original bait desu
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>>39501847
inb4 a billion and one replies
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Why are reddit girls so much hotter than 4chan sluts?
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You niggas do realize you're only 20-25% done with life right? How are you going to handle the next 70+ years? I think some of you can't grasp how long life truly is.
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>>39501792
>20-25% done
lower than that, rising life expectancy and medical tech leaps leaves room for lives much longer than people will expect
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this isn't news my dude and it's why i've been laboring to destroy my sanity with some success
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>>39501792
I'm hoping that this is only 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000001% of my life. I don't want to die in 80 years. I want immortality.
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Is it true that hiding inside your garage with the car on won't kill you of CO poisoning anymore?
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>>39501743
depends entirely on what car you use and how cramped your garage is.
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>>39501766
So it's possible to run a full tank of gas and still live? Would you just wake up a day later and seem like nothing happened?
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>>39501743
Sauce on mango plz. I see this pic posted a lot
Uglybots, why don't you just wear a mask?
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>>39501665
If it were socially acceptable, I'd do this.
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>>39501665
because then people would care who I was after I put on the mask
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>>39502061
this. plus if you ever take it off it would be extremely painful.
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Need some help to not fuck this up
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I just started uni 2 weeks ago and i met a girl that i liked. I asked her if she wanted to get lunch and she said definitly. While it seems like i ask her out, i dont want her to interpret it as a "friendship date" or just hanging out. How can i make my intentions clear to her without fucking up?
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>>39501633
you're just wasting your time anon roasties aren't worth it.
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Find out if she's interested in going back to your dorm/apartment/whatever afterwards to watch tv/movies or anime.
That will make your intentions abundantly clear
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depends anon give me your body detention's and ill see if I can say anything. weight height and maybe some of hers. I just want to play the situation in my head. I'm a class a wingman so I can help.
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I'm gonna dump a few photos of interesting places I've saved.
If anyone has high res photos of comfy rooms and other indoor stuff, be sure to post them.
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This original comment shit is bullshit
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a fucking castle
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a fucking boat on water
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Write a letter to someone that may or may not read it.
Include initials
Dear Friend
we haven't talked in a long time, I left you contacts but you never bothered to say hello.
it seems I wake up hoping that you do, and then go to bed disappointed.
and in an odd way am glad that you don't, my mind is conflicted either way.
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>>39501609
Dear KM
I'm sorry that I'm such an immature loser who couldn't pull his life together well enough to help you.
-DG
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Dear Friend
please reply
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A,
Why do you like messing with me? It kina hurts.
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One day we're all going to have to accept that we weren't meant to be happy. Our role has been played for millenia, and it will be played for millenia more. Our existence doesn't upset the world's balance; it's an inherent and necessary part of it. Just as there most always be a cadre of workers with low socioeconomic status to support the upper classes, there must also be the broken, wretched men to serve as contrast to the well-adjusted. Without misery to compare themselves to, the average person wouldn't be able to perceive their own blessings. Our lives will not change. Life will not get better. This is our place on the Wheel
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not true.
in 30 years 2's will be able to walk into medical clinics and walk out 10's the next day.
And, they wont just be cosmetic changes either, there is this weird new genetic alteration tech, where the changes made will be permanent and will be passed down if the person has kids.
WE, us bots, are at the very tail end of the bullshit, but we are 20 or 30 years too early to get fixed. We, will be the sad example ugly people in 30 years talk about, and are relieved to say, Sure Glad we werent born ugly 30 years ago, as they run into the genetic altering clinic.
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>>39501686
I'm convinced that the technology you describe could be civilization ending. It's an unnatural societal model and I bet it would fail within 3 generations
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>>39502332
it's being used right now in China. But, not one has tried to use it to do cosmetic stuff, yet.
does the world Need ugly people like me?
maybe it does. if everyone is a 10 then is a 10 a 10? 10 just becomes average.
Anyhow, the current system is bullshit. the 8+ get to ride around acting like they did a special task to get their 8+ face
and i broke some law to get my 2 face,
fuck this shit. i say full speed ahead.
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>decide to go to the gym 1 year ago mostly for the mental effect (given up on looks)
>feel like shit every moment I spend there
>return home even more tired, sweaty and feeling like shit
>give up after two weeks
Thinking about starting again tomorrow. Sell me on the gym meme please
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sorry bud i'm the same way, get absolutely no satisfaction out of working out
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>>39501595
Wow similar to me, except I work out at home.I just can't keep a routine.Working out is pretty boring.I do push ups and stuff here amd there but I struggle to keep it consistant.
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Look, no one likes it, but the gym is part of the new non-normie nerd culture. Ten years from now if you want to talk anime with people whose opinions are worth a shit? Better have a six pack.
So you either keep lifting or resign yourself to the Bazinga Reddit crowd. It sucks man, I know, but that's the way the wind is blowing.
WHYWHY
FUCKFUCKFUCK
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>>39501584
Just fug her
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>>39501584
>quality check
is that the step when they eat your pizza to try it out?
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>>39501584
imagine her to wearing a zero suit this should calm you
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Fictional characters that you would date
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>>39501552
isn't she a minor though
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>>39501552
I'd date Kizuna Ai.
>tfw it's gonna be possible within my lifetime
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>>39501552
You mean waifus OP. Here's mine.
(by the way Rikka is cute and a good waifu.)