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>>35826264
maybe, i don't know. what do you think the average age someone loses their virginity is?

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Nowadays apparently it is.

>>35826264
It kinda is, but my oldest brother and one of my friends are.

>tfw don't like being drunk
>get made fun of by people who's only hobby is to consume a drug which alters their state of consciousness for the worse

>>35826250
I used to not drink
Then I discovered cheap vodka does wonders for lonely comfy oldish vidya time
And it was good

>>35826250
You're not a man unless you poison yourself with alcohol

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>>35826230
>He does the virgin neck crack
>he does the virgin knuckle crack

Did you do it casually or play it up like you are about to get in a fist fight?

Sometimes the sound can be genuinely hard for people to take, they might have been disturbed by it

>>35826317
i just do it, either with my hand or just with my neck.

i guess maybe the noise is shocking? i thought everyone did it though...

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>>35826224
>find small, big titty girl online
>she watches movies with me online and we fall asleep together on-call
>some guy who wants cybersex steals her from me

It was good for while it lasted. She even got me CS:GO.

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>>35826260
>>35826224
OUT OUT OUT
FUCKING NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT IF YOU CAN EVEN GET ONLINE ATTENTION FROM A GIRL YOU ARE A NORMIE

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>>35826260
What if I stole your online gf and she's sending me tit pics and having cyber sex with me every night while you were just a nice guy

Look on the bright side, you can probably get some pretty wicked piercings.

>>35826218
Big ears tend to be best minimized with a fitting haircut.

Go to a real stylist (not a fucking great clips/super cuts) and ask them to give you something that makes your ears look more proportional to the rest of your face. They'll know what to do.

Wtf, no such a person on /r9k/ with a real problem like this?

>>35826203
Does anyone else ever think of just taking a bus to start a new life to get rid of the autism? Like kicking a bird out of a nest type thing. Either be non autistic or die.

>>35826248
real life isn't animal crossing anon.

where would you go? how would you live?

>>35826248
My brainpower doesnt reach that far

>>35826126
drugs

og

>>35826126
stupid wage slave

ofc it sucks

tell shlomo goldstein i said hi

keep working hard for mr goldstein stupid normie

le XXXXDDDDD

LE MAY MAY MEMES

TEHEHE ;)

>>35826177
Could you please stop posting at all?

OP, many men happiness depens on the accomplishment of an objective. Your objective now is find that objective.

>inb4 that's autistic

It is, but it usually works

No.

Oregano.

FUCK YOU MOOT!

Crack is a good place to start imo

>>35826093
Why start? It's a filthy habit and it really makes you feel like s***. Your clothes breath everything stinks that is bad for your lung capacity as well.

Is literally no benefits to doing it. If you must do it try vaping for Christ's sake

>>35826081
nice brown pussy

yum

>>35826081
man this picture just grosses me out. am i a faggot?

>>35826081
Stop being so gey opie

>>35826025
I planned to quit years ago...

>>35826025
Yeah, just don't be a spineless fuck that gets affected by the moronic opinions of the pesimist and defeatism cucks on this shithole.

i already have mental health issues, so i dunno

>>35826013
>Canadacuck so no mandatory circumcision
>Banged 55 girls
>Not a single complaint
>When I was 18 and a virgin reading maxim thought my dick was gross because Ameriroasties think that's abnormal

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>>35826115
A study found that 80% of women prefer men with foreskin.

O'Hara surveyed 139 women, drawn through classified ads in various publications. By a margin of 9 to 1, she says, they preferred the natural penis over his maligned, circumcised cousin. When the man is cut, O'Hara found, women are "almost five times less likely to achieve vaginal orgasm."

When a circumcised penis enters the vagina, it actually scrapes off the lubrication of the vagina in each stroke. Combined with the inability to self-lubricate, women associated circumcised men with rough dry painful sex.

Sources:
www.cirp.org/library/anatomy/ohara/

www.cirp.org/news/SFChronicle2007-07-15/

Who gives a fuck what women think.

If it's not a medical necessity then it should be left for the child to make their own decision on later in life. Anything else is literally assault by every definition of the term, but it's somehow legal.

>>35825999
i like the lobster one the most, but that's just me.

i like beef. sometimes pork, but it gets a bit too salty

I used to buy chicken all the time, however Curry is my new favourite taste.

>>35825990
Do corpses count?

I saw one today.

>>35825990
last summer

og

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>cursor starts moving on it's own
>clicks on the firefox icon in the taskbar
>goes to the teamviewer website and attempts to download it
>hop out of bed and quickly turn off pc
I wonder what would have happened had they continued

>>35826099
Its own you fucking retard

>>35826099
Goddamn it, leave me to your browsing history in peace.

Ashi is still alive

Aku doesn't even know they exist

I think next episode lets Ashi show some emotion and further develop as a character

>>35825979
one of them survives and joins jack
calling it now

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>>35826425
Yeah, pretty sure Ashi is gonna be a main soon. I'm excited to see how she evolves.

Kinda reminds me of Nux in Fury Road: Spent his whole life following a cult only to be turned to the light by the end. It's an interesting character arc, losing religion.