ITT: Describe your life using 1 picture
>>35948209
what do you mean, you seem to have a nice house and even a gf
Originolio barolo
>ywn have a qt tall gf who just wants to be short and cute
>Ok Anon, it's now your turn to present in front of the class.
>>35948200
H-hello my presentation is on why Yui is trash and Mugi a best
OKAY GUYS WATCH THIS
PBPBPPBPPBLPBPBPBPBPBPBLTBBPPB
>that kid who held his presentation on memes
What do you use to drown your sorrows?
Vodka and energy drinks.
High quality, original anime of course.
>>35948182
go to my only friend and we do drugs
>"Hi neighbor! We just moved in next door and thought we'd stop by to introduce ourselves!"
>>35948142
>WE
Hello, I'm anon. Please keep the sex noises down if you can. I have to get up early for my job or Mr. Shekelstein will be angry.
>>35948142
>ask if I can talk to the woman alone
>ask her why she would waste her genes
hows it going cunts
who else here
/defecate alot/
like legit i spend probably 6+ hours a day on the toilet on my days off. during the week like 3-4 hours a day. im married. my wife calls the bathroom "my office" im usualy here "shitposting"
last night i stayed up till 4am just pooping and shitposting.
Dude eat some greens
>>35948151
fuck u
i ate a whole half pound of broccoli rabe last night. and a veal chop. and a shrimp scampi and 2 bottles of wine and a whole bag of smart food and 2 tiramesus fuck u
>>35948179
>i ate a whole half pound of broccoli rabe last night. and a veal chop. and a shrimp scampi and 2 bottles of wine and a whole bag of smart food and 2 tiramesus fuck u
that is why you shit a lot
Post your 10/10s
If you want to do me a favor let them be dark haired and dark eyed, with similar facial features like pic related. If not just post the ones you consider 10/10.>hurr durr ear plugsi dont fucking care i would let her piss in my mouth just to watch her dance
i would let her piss in my mouth for free Tbh
>>35948058
>Perfect women don't exist
finish your sentence while openin a thread
>>35948058
You're a beta male with horrible taste. Cute girls can not be 10s. Here's an adult, female 10/10. Notice how my Karen looks like a goddess compared to your little emo doll.
If only I could be reborn as a girl. Instead of feeling bad in my whole adulthood, I would only feel bad 1 week of every month.
>>35948050
After all her depression talk, it is good to see she really happy right now. d
>>35949311
she got a japon samurai fagot why wouldnt she be happy
Daily reminder that all trans women are real women.
Trans women are real women, on any spectrum of sexuality, asexuality, etc.
Yes, trans women can be lesbians, because they're women who like other women. And trans women who like men aren't just "gay males" they're straight women.
All trans girls are real girls, whether they "pass" or not, whether they're on hormones or not, whether they're pre-op & pre-everything or not.
Disagreeing with this means you see men and women as walking genitals, and in that case, you're a stupid creepy fuck.
"If trans women are real women, why put the trans there?"
Because it's a prefix. Like "pretty women" or "pleasant women" or "intelligent women." They're still women.
And this is coming from a cis girl (born with a vagina, assigned female at birth, still identify as female.)
Trans women are girls, chicks, ladies. Trans women are female. Trans women are *always* women, even if they have zero conventionally feminine features.
Have a wonderful day, to any lovely trans girls reading this.
>spend a hour trying to take a good pic of myself
>achieve nothing but lower even more my self steem
Kind of crazy to think I dont have one good pic
>>35948035
that's normal senpai
and oroginal
>>35948035
here's some tips:
>head up
>don't slouch
>try looking in the mirror at the reflection of the camera aperture
>additionally try looking at yourself in the eyes
>try various poses: smile, smug, semi serious, half smirk
Click the shutter button over and over and over for each. Take a good 100 photos or more. You may find a decent one of you may not.
Don't sweat it, do you realize how much time girls take to get the perfect selfie? An inordinate amount of time, I'm sure of it
Know what's the last picture I had taken of me? Middle school graduation.I'm 28
I just want to play with some fat tits.
>>35948031
I just want to play with some fat tits (male).
>>35948031
I just want my own personal harem of dark elf slampiggies
>>35948177
>no muscle titty bf
suffering
>people born in 1999 are getting married
Pls end my life. lol
>2005 kids are having sex
>next year anyone born in 2000 can post here
I have come to realise that my problem is not that I'm ugly. It's that I'm ugly and smart. If I was dumb I could settle for a dumb ugly girl. But smart ugly girls are so much rarer to come across.
Anyone with an IQ of 130+ is likely to be at least average looking.
They did studies on this. It's very rare for people that smart to be ugly. Incidentally it's very common for ugly people to be stupid.
Even pic related would probably reject me.
If you are so smart, then why do you want a girlfriend in the first place?
Become a programmer and invent an AI gf.Pls anon, you can do it.
>>35948040
Well this post already destroyed OP but I'd like to add that OP himself says intelligent people are better looking while claiming he's """smart""" and ugly.
Really makes you think.
>my hair keeps on getting dandruff no matter how hard I try
>use a reasonable amount of shampoo
>rinse rinse rinse
>pour water
>rinse rinse rinse
>submerge hair in water for a few minutes to get the rest of the shampoo and other dandruff out
>GET A SHIT TON OF DANDRUFF FEW HOURS OR MINUTES LATER
how do I fucking end this /r9k/
I am sceatching my head as I type
>>35947937
Nigga, shampoo dries your scalp out, stop trying to use it to make dandruff "go away"
>>35947937
Gotta use special dandruff shampoo
>>35947937
Have you tried, get this, ANTI DANDRUFF SHAMPOO???
YET ANOTHER HAPA NAMED ELLIOT MURDERS BLONDE WHITE WOMAN
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2854929/Mother-playboy-murdered-model-girlfriend-set-deported-Britain-covered-crime.html
Elliot Turner, born to a British father and Indonesian mother, murdered his blonde girlfriend.
Stop denying reality you degenerate riceburning faggots. All hapas with white fathers and Asian mothers turn out to be psychosexual deviants due to being born from a failed white nationalist father who was too much of a loser to get a white woman and a batshit insane, self-hating Asian mother.
The ONLY good hapas are the ones with Asian fathers and white mothers because Asian men and white women are race and gender egalitarian and only marry for love unlike white men and Asian women who marry for status and power.
If you are a white nationalist and are burning rice because you are unable to get a white woman, please do the world and all blonde white girls a favor and kill yourself before you bring yet another fucked up Elliot into the world.
>>35947922
That is interresting they are all obsessed with white blondes.
>>35947922
the internet will let you cherrypick examples to support whatever you want to believe.
>>35947922
It's like the White sissy betas pass on their autism and the Asian mother passes on her self-hate and white worshipping
Hapas truly are an abomination
How do I call a store and ask if they have an item in stock without spilling my spaghetti?
>d-do you have battletoads?
Just ask man. I dont mind, boring when no one needs any help
>>35947851
KEK i get this reference
We should have merged with /adv/ and turned that shithole into a gas chamber for normies.
Why is anime so attractive to robots? I used to watch anime as a kid but only normie anime.
>>35947895
I dont watch anime even though Im a robot.
Its just escapism for most of us I guess.
>>35947895
From what I've read anime is for the most part escapism which is why it's so infested with cute shit that makes my eyes puke. A majority of anime is simply escapism. Which would really explain a lot about Japan.